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[None] “Up the bum, no babies!” – And the pinch and roll method explained   (Rating: 1.81 on 41 reviews, last by xanderd 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-04-11 10:35:21 EDT
[Humor] I'm prepared for the end of the world. Are you?   (Rating: 1.72 on 47 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-03-22 08:16:01 EST
[Romance] So your woman faked her orgasm. What do you do now?   (Rating: 1.31 on 40 reviews, last by sinna 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-03-14 11:29:14 EST
[None] Can I get some Odds? Peter North to cum and drown a co-star at 10-1   (Rating: 1.5 on 10 reviews, last by Smack_Fuck 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-24 10:41:11 EST
[Humor] Babies: A Curse on Society   (Rating: 1.86 on 28 reviews, last by Nellypaal 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-10 09:44:25 EST
[None] If you were a crackpot Aussie wheat farmer running your own country, what would you do?   (Rating: 1.91 on 16 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-08 07:43:13 EST
[None] Ozzy in Bulgaria...... Tracking the Elusive Goatse Man (SFW and now with 900% more camwhore)   (Rating: 2 on 31 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-03 06:30:17 EST
[Humor] Shitting down the throats of German women is big business these days   (Rating: 1.5 on 16 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-31 09:57:24 EST
[Humor] Imagine the softness: A reach around from Snuffleupagus   (Rating: 1.4 on 21 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-11 08:42:02 EST
[None] The Great Pubic Hair Debate   (Rating: 1.86 on 92 reviews, last by twitch9387 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-06 08:29:34 EST
[None] Nigger Ball- And other school yard shenanigans   (Rating: 1.43 on 22 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-04 09:43:36 EST
[None] An Ode to Vic: Perverted Master of Pranks, and the Theory of 18   (Rating: 1.61 on 18 reviews, last by ozzy 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-12-14 10:19:15 EST
[None] S Claus: The Original Paedophile   (Rating: 1.59 on 24 reviews, last by hot_pocket 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-12-06 10:10:31 EST
[Humor] Kick the Midget   (Rating: 1.85 on 30 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-30 11:15:14 EST
[Politics] The Missing Ingredient in the War on Terror   (Rating: 1.28 on 33 reviews, last by Stuch 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-23 10:46:05 EST
[None] How to get a hand job from a former celebrity   (Rating: 2 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-17 09:26:19 EST
[Humor] I swear, with Satan as my witness, someone pissed in my mate's gene pool   (Rating: 1.71 on 16 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-01 07:42:38 EST
[None] Bad Arse Aussie Wildlife: The Ultimate Revenge   (Rating: 1.47 on 36 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-10-25 08:20:11 EDT
[Humor] A Day in the Life of George W Bush   (Rating: 1.1 on 27 reviews, last by Magickmuse 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-10-06 09:02:11 EDT
[Humor] Behind the Scenes: A sordid confession of sex, lies and eating disorders (Picture possibly NSFW)   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by missedthepoint 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-28 09:43:59 EDT
[Humor] Crime and Punishment- Japanese Game Show Style?   (Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-20 09:21:14 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Hot New Talent   (Rating: 1.94 on 22 reviews, last by disco_brad 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-13 09:17:31 EDT
[Humor] If you really cared about nature, you’d masturbate in the shower   (Rating: 1.91 on 30 reviews, last by Hentrina 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-06 09:58:38 EDT
[None] Marriage: A redundant religious tradition?   (Rating: 1.35 on 39 reviews, last by yeahthatme 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-30 12:12:05 EDT
[Humor] How my Bra Phobia Became a Breast Obsession   (Rating: 1.8 on 12 reviews, last by ozzy 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-23 10:38:22 EDT
[Humor] Dancing: The Enemy of the White Man   (Rating: 1.33 on 13 reviews, last by Akegata 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-17 10:09:24 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Money Isn't Everything   (Rating: 1.78 on 11 reviews, last by Deidra 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-12 10:45:10 EDT
[Humor] Sun, Sand, Surf, and how not to impress a girl   (Rating: 0.88 on 9 reviews, last by RydinJ 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-09 09:46:30 EDT
[None] Unconscious......   (Rating: 1.88 on 11 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-05 11:18:56 EDT
[None] Shit in the forest? + camwhore   (Rating: 1.62 on 11 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-01 07:01:15 EDT
[None] Nicknames Stick Like.........Poo to a blanket (Vol IV)   (Rating: 1.5 on 3 reviews, last by olivia_tremor_control 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-25 09:47:07 EDT
[None] Unconfirmed reports of more bombs in London   (Rating: 0.02 on 30 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-21 08:38:10 EDT
[None] Nicknames Stick Like......Poo to a Blanket (Vol III)   (Rating: 2 on 13 reviews, last by Mr-Boo 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-20 07:09:37 EDT
[Humor] Nicknames Stick Like ....... Poo to a Blanket (Vol II)   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by MrWillard 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-12 08:37:14 EDT
[None] Nicknames Stick Like......Poo to a Blanket   (Rating: 1.8 on 11 reviews, last by Fabit 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-06 09:29:46 EDT
[None] The Perils of Trying to Pick Up Russian Girls or Russian Contraception   (Rating: 0.68 on 13 reviews, last by Fabit 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-06-24 12:28:22 EDT
[None] A moment of madness......   (Rating: 1.75 on 4 reviews, last by indigogecko 4 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-05-04 11:03:40 EDT
[None] Vodka + beer + budget airlines = Mischief. A true story.   (Rating: 0.66 on 15 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago)
Submitted by terry pratt <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-04-28 05:19:15 EDT



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Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.

Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!

Homer: Mainly your mother.

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds