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[Science & Environmental] I believe in HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS   (Rating: 1.33 on 10 reviews, last by kgbpasha 1 day ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-10-10 20:49:04 EDT
[Politics] Blacks are allowed to be racist.   (Rating: -1.66 on 9 reviews, last by apollo88 4 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-10-07 22:47:26 EDT
[Sound & Music] "Crue Fest" sickens me.   (Rating: -1.23 on 13 reviews, last by Shlongy 39 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-09-02 17:23:48 EDT
[None] Amy Winhehouse taken to hospital, big shocker there!   (Rating: -0.82 on 50 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 70 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-07-28 20:33:45 EDT
[Movies & TV] Crossroads Blues   (Rating: 1.07 on 8 reviews, last by BobSandwich 76 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-07-26 22:49:24 EDT
[Romance] My First Whore   (Rating: -1.1 on 11 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 55 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-07-20 20:16:34 EDT
[Sports] Monday Caption Contest   (Rating: -1.6 on 11 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 96 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-07-07 16:49:07 EDT
[Romance] Gremlins 3: One Night In Gizmo   (Rating: 0.92 on 12 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 103 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-06-30 17:49:27 EDT
[None] 7 words you cannot say about George Carlin   (Rating: -0.69 on 14 reviews, last by BoogieFevuh 109 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-06-23 18:21:09 EDT
[Politics] jasumthin vs Alcoholics Anonymous   (Rating: -0.35 on 18 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 114 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-06-17 21:40:56 EDT
[Romance] Have you seen my deaf/mute friend?   (Rating: -0.55 on 29 reviews, last by Doodles 122 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-06-08 15:39:45 EDT
[Romance] Dear Billy   (Rating: -0.73 on 19 reviews, last by Darth_Famine 127 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-06-05 20:52:36 EDT
[None] Skynet: Where does it end? Nintendo Wii Methadone, that’s where.   (Rating: -1.77 on 10 reviews, last by centaur 131 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-06-02 23:06:00 EDT
[None] Should this couple be allowed to have kids?   (Rating: -1.66 on 9 reviews, last by Maddog 135 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-27 22:18:34 EDT
[Sports] A Cripple Is A Terrible Thing Not To Exploit, Ask Jerry Lewis   (Rating: 0.05 on 23 reviews, last by Berty 136 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-24 16:20:53 EDT
[None] Truth In Advertising   (Rating: 0.78 on 8 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 142 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-22 21:22:23 EDT
[None] In NERF We Trust   (Rating: 0.87 on 19 reviews, last by shadow 145 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-17 20:11:39 EDT
[None] Professional Ethics Are Negotiable   (Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews, last by jasumthin 148 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-17 01:15:07 EDT
[Computers & Internet] when do we sacrifice Shlongy to the Pez gods?   (Rating: -1 on 14 reviews, last by Snark 149 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-16 16:22:42 EDT
[Science & Environmental] What could cause this to happen?   (Rating: 0.5 on 23 reviews, last by HerrSchniedelwichs 152 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-11 01:28:42 EDT
[Romance] Viva La Lobster!   (Rating: 1.41 on 12 reviews, last by JustAnotherStudent 150 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-08 22:43:35 EDT
[Movies & TV] Glory Hole Smurf   (Rating: 0.58 on 13 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 154 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-07 20:38:50 EDT
[Dirty Humor] Thought for the day   (Rating: -1.44 on 9 reviews, last by Unabonger 158 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-07 00:59:51 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Ubersite: The Thumb of the Internet   (Rating: 0.63 on 11 reviews, last by spyder882001 155 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-03 12:19:56 EDT
[Business & Financial] What Lies Beneath the Mask of the Burger King?   (Rating: 1.45 on 21 reviews, last by HellRazer 164 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-30 20:20:45 EDT
[Romance] A Letter To William Shatner From Dr. Phil   (Rating: -0.88 on 11 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 154 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-28 22:07:43 EDT
[News] Steroid Scandal Rewrites History   (Rating: 1.66 on 15 reviews, last by TheUniter 166 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-26 15:48:32 EDT
[Romance] Uberotica - Steve and his parole officer   (Rating: -0.3 on 12 reviews, last by TheUniter 169 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-23 21:50:23 EDT
[None] FNN - Fictional News Network   (Rating: 1.23 on 13 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 172 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-22 21:12:10 EDT
[Romance] “if you fail to plan, then plan to fail”   (Rating: 0 on 5 reviews, last by icarus1987 173 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-21 21:54:29 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Welcome to my anticlimactic life   (Rating: 1.26 on 16 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 174 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-20 21:55:51 EDT
[None] "The Gotham City Times" announces the closing of Arkham Asylum   (Rating: 1.15 on 13 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 174 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-18 16:04:24 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Sic Semper Tyrannis   (Rating: -1.63 on 11 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 174 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-17 23:19:03 EDT
[Politics] Pope Tommy Lee   (Rating: -0.63 on 25 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 175 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-16 00:55:30 EDT
[Science & Environmental] I Heart Vampires and Muslims   (Rating: -1.33 on 14 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 176 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-15 16:57:36 EDT
[Humor] The True Ubersite Story of Super Mario Brothers   (Rating: 0.11 on 9 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 176 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-13 23:33:57 EDT
[None] Ubesite vs. Mad Libs   (Rating: -0.33 on 25 reviews, last by scourge 182 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-13 14:17:59 EDT
[Romance] Did I Steal Your Lip Gloss in Columbus, Ohio Last Summer?   (Rating: -0.35 on 15 reviews, last by Glenn. 181 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-12 15:15:26 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Hand Jobs   (Rating: 1.6 on 23 reviews, last by Snark 183 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-10 17:35:44 EDT
[None] Christ Version 2.0   (Rating: -0.2 on 24 reviews, last by rob_berg 185 days ago)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-08 22:19:47 EDT

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User id:33319
Registered on or around: 2008-03-31 18:08:58 EDT
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