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Can I Get....Any of you Cunts...A Drink?
(Rating: 1.46 on 35
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last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 37 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-09-28 16:20:12 EDT
I Have a Money Cup Full of Fluff and Melon Deoderant is Best
(Rating: 1.33 on 108
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last by Fey 88 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-04-16 09:56:18 EDT
I'm sick and tired of hearing things from up-tight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrits
(Rating: 1.32 on 43
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last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 234 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-03-30 08:48:11 EDT
The Big Day Out and Bruce Willis
(Rating: 1.43 on 42
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last by Danger_Ranger 256 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-01-22 07:28:00 EST
Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You. (Random Oversharing is Fun, sorta)
(Rating: 0.59 on 89
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last by Bubba2341 219 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-01-08 07:42:00 EST
Alcoholics Are Fun
(Rating: 0.34 on 41
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last by Pentameter 347 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-12-04 06:19:05 EST
I Like to Rock The Party
(Rating: 0.31 on 131
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last by Replen 410 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-24 12:05:23 EDT
They See Me Mowing, My Front Lawn I Know They're Thinking I'm All White And Nerdy
(Rating: 0.31 on 66
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last by SunnyG 492 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-09 10:27:33 EDT
Moving to the Country, I'm gonna Eat a lot of Peaches
(Rating: 0.57 on 136
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last by EmissionImpossible 261 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-05-18 01:15:37 EDT
I have a feeling this won't work....And if it doesn't....blame America....(everyone else does)
(Rating: -0.17 on 47
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last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 401 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-02-01 09:22:11 EST
And Yet The Menace Of The Years....
(Rating: -0.06 on 18
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last by Toshi 566 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:31:05 EST
And Yet The Menace Of The Years.....
(Rating: -2 on 2
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last by Shlongy 660 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:23:44 EST
I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea to Eat A Tuna Sandwich. But It Wasn't
(Rating: 1.06 on 44
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last by Val 538 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:20:50 EST
I Thought It Would Be
(Rating: 0.5 on 10
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last by GangsterSquid 537 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:13:18 EST
UberLiar - The Time I Was Pushed Off A Bridge And / Or Flashed A Group Of Strangers
(Rating: 0.94 on 34
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last by SanDee 683 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-10-22 23:28:03 EDT
Why do guys do that humping motion behind a girl whenever she is bending over to pick something up.....
(Rating: 1.32 on 61
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last by The.Masked.Assailant 717 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-27 17:39:53 EDT
I'm Not That Person............
(Rating: -0.05 on 40
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last by BeforeEmily 720 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-26 07:46:56 EDT
SHF'07 - I'm Lazy As Shit And I Can't Believe I Entered This Thing
(Rating: 0.72 on 19
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last by GangsterSquid 537 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 19:47:30 EDT
SHF'07 - I Can
(Rating: 0.41 on 13
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last by lungfish 724 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 18:26:37 EDT
I'm looking for a girl who will do what ever the fuck, I say every day she be givin it up
(Rating: 0.9 on 86
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last by sexualchocolate1984 461 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-07-03 21:54:16 EDT
Life's Little Moments
(Rating: 1.42 on 38
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last by lungfish 724 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-06 09:57:36 EDT
Cook Me Some Fucking Eggs Bitch!......(Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Part 4
(Rating: 0.93 on 43
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last by Brdn_Nkd 718 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-01 03:49:20 EDT
There's a Chinese man playing the flute in the downtown square and I want to kill him
(Rating: 0.92 on 49
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last by Banjo 239 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-02-01 20:42:35 EST
Ubertines '07 - Honey I'm Home................it's late I'm sorry, blame global warming
(Rating: 1.4 on 20
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last by lungfish 724 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-29 16:11:05 EST
And Then Maynard James Keenan Said; "Holy Fucking Shit"
(Rating: 0.72 on 30
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last by lungfish 724 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:12 EST
I don't care if you eat my food, just as long as we get to spoon afterwards OK? (Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Pt. 3)
(Rating: 1.31 on 24
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last by monkeyswithguns 718 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-11-29 09:22:59 EST
I'm a lazy alcoholic, who hates my job and laughs loudly when people fall over. Now who wants to live with me? (Adventures of a...
(Rating: 1.58 on 36
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last by monkeyswithguns 718 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-10-19 20:11:38 EDT
I promise that I will not cook, clean or get drunk and try to sleep with you until at least the second week. (Adventures of an ...
(Rating: 1.65 on 68
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last by EmissionImpossible 419 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-09-26 17:44:20 EDT
Everything you ever wanted to know about i_can_get_you_a_toe
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