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[None] Can I Get....Any of you Cunts...A Drink?   (Rating: 1.46 on 35 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 37 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-09-28 16:20:12 EDT
[None] I Have a Money Cup Full of Fluff and Melon Deoderant is Best   (Rating: 1.33 on 108 reviews, last by Fey 88 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-04-16 09:56:18 EDT
[None] I'm sick and tired of hearing things from up-tight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrits   (Rating: 1.32 on 43 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 233 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-03-30 08:48:11 EDT
[None] The Big Day Out and Bruce Willis   (Rating: 1.43 on 42 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 255 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-01-22 07:28:00 EST
[None] Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You. (Random Oversharing is Fun, sorta)   (Rating: 0.59 on 89 reviews, last by Bubba2341 219 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-01-08 07:42:00 EST
[None] Alcoholics Are Fun   (Rating: 0.34 on 41 reviews, last by Pentameter 346 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-12-04 06:19:05 EST
[None] I Like to Rock The Party   (Rating: 0.31 on 131 reviews, last by Replen 410 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-24 12:05:23 EDT
[None] They See Me Mowing, My Front Lawn I Know They're Thinking I'm All White And Nerdy   (Rating: 0.31 on 66 reviews, last by SunnyG 491 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-09 10:27:33 EDT
[None] Moving to the Country, I'm gonna Eat a lot of Peaches   (Rating: 0.57 on 136 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 261 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-05-18 01:15:37 EDT
[None] I have a feeling this won't work....And if it doesn't....blame America....(everyone else does)   (Rating: -0.17 on 47 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 400 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-02-01 09:22:11 EST
[None] And Yet The Menace Of The Years....   (Rating: -0.06 on 18 reviews, last by Toshi 565 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:31:05 EST
[None] And Yet The Menace Of The Years.....   (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by Shlongy 660 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:23:44 EST
[None] I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea to Eat A Tuna Sandwich. But It Wasn't   (Rating: 1.06 on 44 reviews, last by Val 538 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:20:50 EST
[None] I Thought It Would Be   (Rating: 0.5 on 10 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 537 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:13:18 EST
[None] UberLiar - The Time I Was Pushed Off A Bridge And / Or Flashed A Group Of Strangers   (Rating: 0.94 on 34 reviews, last by SanDee 682 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-10-22 23:28:03 EDT
[None] Why do guys do that humping motion behind a girl whenever she is bending over to pick something up.....   (Rating: 1.32 on 61 reviews, last by The.Masked.Assailant 717 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-27 17:39:53 EDT
[None] I'm Not That Person............   (Rating: -0.05 on 40 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 719 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-26 07:46:56 EDT
[None] SHF'07 - I'm Lazy As Shit And I Can't Believe I Entered This Thing   (Rating: 0.72 on 19 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 537 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 19:47:30 EDT
[None] SHF'07 - I Can   (Rating: 0.41 on 13 reviews, last by lungfish 723 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 18:26:37 EDT
[None] I'm looking for a girl who will do what ever the fuck, I say every day she be givin it up   (Rating: 0.9 on 86 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 460 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-07-03 21:54:16 EDT
[None] Life's Little Moments   (Rating: 1.42 on 38 reviews, last by lungfish 723 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-06 09:57:36 EDT
[None] Cook Me Some Fucking Eggs Bitch!......(Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Part 4   (Rating: 0.93 on 43 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 718 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-01 03:49:20 EDT
[None] There's a Chinese man playing the flute in the downtown square and I want to kill him   (Rating: 0.92 on 49 reviews, last by Banjo 238 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-02-01 20:42:35 EST
[None] Ubertines '07 - Honey I'm Home................it's late I'm sorry, blame global warming   (Rating: 1.4 on 20 reviews, last by lungfish 723 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-29 16:11:05 EST
[None] And Then Maynard James Keenan Said; "Holy Fucking Shit"   (Rating: 0.72 on 30 reviews, last by lungfish 723 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:12 EST
[None] I don't care if you eat my food, just as long as we get to spoon afterwards OK? (Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Pt. 3)   (Rating: 1.31 on 24 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 718 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-11-29 09:22:59 EST
[None] I'm a lazy alcoholic, who hates my job and laughs loudly when people fall over. Now who wants to live with me? (Adventures of a...   (Rating: 1.58 on 36 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 718 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-10-19 20:11:38 EDT
[None] I promise that I will not cook, clean or get drunk and try to sleep with you until at least the second week. (Adventures of an ...   (Rating: 1.65 on 68 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 418 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-09-26 17:44:20 EDT


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