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[Republicans] It's Friday. It's the end of 2006. Bush says stupid shit. I'm fucking tired. Goodbye.   (Rating: 1.38 on 19 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-29 09:56:02 EST
[Sports] Fuckety fuck fucking fuckster.   (Rating: 0.89 on 24 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-28 14:40:53 EST
[Graphics] Dysfunctional Christmas -- I hate this fucking holiday   (Rating: 1 on 11 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-26 17:46:50 EST
[Graphics] Crappy Holidays to all you assholes! (Christmas Camwhore)   (Rating: 1.55 on 10 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-22 15:09:29 EST
[Graphics] SPT: Christmas Picture 4 U 2 N JOY: love, Slowly   (Rating: 0.33 on 11 reviews, last by big_z_1980 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-21 10:58:11 EST
[Graphics] APW: Why .bmp is better than .jpg   (Rating: -0.75 on 13 reviews, last by HotWillie 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-20 09:58:47 EST
[Romance] I'm not *usually* gay, but...   (Rating: 0.83 on 29 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-19 10:31:24 EST
[Business & Financial] Sexual Harrassment v2.0 - (this is NOT a guide)   (Rating: 0.36 on 19 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-18 10:04:44 EST
[Computers & Internet] PS3 vs. Wii vs. Xbox360 - detailed analysis w/ screenshots   (Rating: 0.68 on 27 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-15 09:33:36 EST
[Science & Environmental] Does God exist? (warning: spoilers)   (Rating: 1.86 on 45 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-14 09:24:31 EST
[Romance] PawPaw kicks ass. (although the picture, which proves it, will obviously not work)   (Rating: 1.72 on 12 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-13 16:42:00 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Tatai - (Grand Finale) - Unfinished Business   (Rating: 2 on 12 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-12 10:39:59 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Tatai - Part 4 - I'm gonna fucking kill him   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by Brandnamecommercial 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-11 09:56:39 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Tatai - Part 4 - I'm gonna fucking kill him   (no reviews)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-11 09:55:03 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Tatai - Part 3 - Bustin' shit up...   (Rating: 2 on 9 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-08 10:30:08 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Tatai - Part 2 - Email from a Pervert   (Rating: 1.91 on 12 reviews, last by ICO 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-07 09:58:14 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Tatai <tuh-tie> - part 1 - The Green Light   (Rating: 1.5 on 6 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-06 10:27:44 EST
[Graphics] (no shitty bandwagons today?) DAMN I'M HUNGRY!!!! + pointless camwhore   (Rating: 1.1 on 28 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-05 11:23:44 EST
[Movies & TV] Deleted Scene # 59 - this is the reason they get deleted   (Rating: 1.89 on 24 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-04 16:22:05 EST
[General] Suicide for Dummies: Chapter 4 - Fooling the Police & Insurance Investigators   (Rating: 1.87 on 18 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 2 years ago)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-01 11:45:23 EST
[Quotes & Stories] I just wanted to taste her... (fin)   (Rating: 1.71 on 17 reviews, last by legallady 2 years ago)
Submitted by BeauxJizzle - johnnybam.at.freesexvids.com (View user info) at 2006-11-30 10:01:34 EST
[Quotes & Stories] I just wanted to taste her... (Pt. 3 of 4)   (Rating: 1.83 on 6 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam - that's who I am. (View user info) at 2006-11-29 10:03:57 EST
[Quotes & Stories] I just wanted to taste her... (Pt. 2)   (Rating: 0.92 on 13 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-28 09:47:39 EST
[Quotes & Stories] I just wanted to taste her...   (Rating: 1.13 on 19 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-27 10:58:38 EST
[Politics] The identity of a certain ubersiter revealed: hillaryX for PREZ 2008!!!   (Rating: 2 on 35 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago)
Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-24 10:52:45 EST
[Graphics] APW: All your cliches are belong to ME! (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.71 on 15 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-22 09:42:47 EST
[Graphics] APW: All your cliches are belong to ME!   (no reviews)
Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-22 09:41:59 EST
[Business & Financial] I hope you are happy. Now you will face the consequences.   (Rating: 0.74 on 31 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago)
Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-21 13:11:43 EST
[Romance] Another chance to -2, but I wanted to fix the formatting first...   (Rating: 0.21 on 18 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <slowlyrotting.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-20 10:33:20 EST
[Romance] Attn: All Ye of Lost Hope - Deserving? Yes. Of What? A blowjob tonight. YESSSSS!!!   (Rating: -1.16 on 7 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <slowlyrotting.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-20 09:31:39 EST
[Graphics] fountain   (Rating: -1.75 on 10 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <slowlyrotting.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-17 17:51:03 EST
[Computers & Internet] Am I doing this wrong or something? + Camwhore goodness + unlimited lives on NES Contra   (Rating: 1.14 on 36 reviews, last by korthrun 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <slowlyrotting.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-17 10:51:16 EST
[News] Heidi's Stud Ranch: Fearing the Black Penis   (Rating: 0.21 on 15 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <slowlyrotting.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-16 09:42:22 EST
[Romance] Why can't I be that guy?   (Rating: 1.3 on 40 reviews, last by LittleMonster 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <team.dagger.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-15 10:30:36 EST
[Business & Financial] Sometimes they call us sharks... and WordPad doesn't have spellchecker   (Rating: 1 on 3 reviews, last by Strobe 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <team.dagger.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-14 16:16:57 EST
[Politics] If you have 3 hours to read this, i could use your opinion.   (Rating: 0.75 on 22 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago)
Submitted by Johnny Bam <team.dagger.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-10 13:55:25 EST



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