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[Sports] This is a load of crap.   (Rating: -0.07 on 28 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 556 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2008-04-27 03:09:07 EDT
[Sound & Music] m4w... Electro? (i resized it. i think. i don't know.)   (Rating: 0.68 on 23 reviews, last by TheUniter 568 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2008-04-16 02:01:37 EDT
[Sports] m4w... Electro?   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 570 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2008-04-16 01:40:35 EDT
[Romance] Did I Steal Your Chapstick in Atlantic City, New Jersey Last Summer?   (Rating: 1.83 on 31 reviews, last by PlatinumScarecrow 187 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2008-04-12 17:39:32 EDT
[Romance] JUST so you know   (Rating: 0.59 on 37 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 574 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2008-04-12 00:10:10 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Curing the Fear, preferably non-pickle style   (Rating: 0.95 on 27 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2007-10-14 19:46:22 EDT
[None] Bah   (Rating: 1.75 on 31 reviews, last by rodyarask 593 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-07-07 23:10:39 EDT
[None] Sincerely, Valerie   (Rating: 1.68 on 53 reviews, last by Jeanneee 574 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-06-20 05:52:01 EDT
[None] Bob Dylan + TATU= BFF4E!!!111one   (Rating: 1.02 on 26 reviews, last by chicagogirl 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-05-13 04:49:43 EDT
[None] I Am the Unholy Master of ArtPad   (Rating: 1.4 on 26 reviews, last by dwype 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-04-29 00:05:47 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Berber is for Bitches   (Rating: 1.8 on 31 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-04-25 14:15:20 EDT
[Romance] Val: Helping Uber Love Itself Since 2005   (Rating: 1.59 on 41 reviews, last by CanucksFan 3 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-04-24 03:51:17 EDT
[Republicans] Would You Kill Your Baby?   (Rating: 1.28 on 56 reviews, last by Santa_Claus_ 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-04-04 01:39:06 EDT
[General] Why?   (Rating: 1.93 on 48 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-04-01 02:34:49 EST
[News] Apparently I'm Going to Die. Or at Least my Hand is Going to Fall Off. Or Whatever.   (Rating: 1.46 on 47 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-03-30 00:59:53 EST
[Sports] Living... with Children, Part 2: Adventures in Poo   (Rating: 1.86 on 26 reviews, last by Val 3 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-03-23 22:57:30 EST
[Sports] Living...with Children Part 1   (Rating: 1.83 on 28 reviews, last by Val 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-03-10 20:31:42 EST
[Dumb Jobs] Play With Me   (Rating: 1.25 on 24 reviews, last by Jimmy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-02-26 00:39:10 EST
[Romance] Why is Val Single?   (Rating: 1.39 on 98 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-01-05 16:17:31 EST
[None] UberCurse: Anniversary Post Suckage   (Rating: 1.76 on 19 reviews, last by Holz 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-01-02 14:14:07 EST
[None] New Years: Yet Another Holiday Spent Alone and Sexless   (Rating: 1.34 on 33 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-01-01 01:08:05 EST
[None] VALBERCON II: Be There   (Rating: 0.89 on 52 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-12-05 11:50:32 EST
[None] Val vs. The Hospital (and Aetna, Immigrant Doctors, Waiting Rooms, and US Healthcare in General)   (Rating: 1.63 on 25 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-12-03 19:56:47 EST
[None] Val vs Thanksgiving   (Rating: 1.71 on 30 reviews, last by ToxicNarcotic 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-12-02 20:48:52 EST
[None] It's Good to Be Back   (Rating: 1.65 on 113 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-08-20 22:24:47 EDT
[Politics] Uber Electives   (Rating: 0.94 on 75 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-08-19 21:33:27 EDT
[None] I Need Ubercon Detox   (Rating: 1.63 on 44 reviews, last by heater 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-08-10 14:39:34 EDT
[Sports] Sex: How Do You Like It? (NSFW?)   (Rating: 1.41 on 174 reviews, last by Chinaski 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-07-29 17:43:13 EDT
[Romance] I Heart Method   (Rating: 1.4 on 23 reviews, last by Val 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val <"I don't care what it is, or where it goes. Just get i (View user info) at 2004-07-26 05:10:35 EDT
[None] Dunkin Donuts, Hair, and why I vomited at 9 AM   (Rating: 1.29 on 48 reviews, last by Val 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-25 15:28:02 EDT
[None] The Self-Tanner From Hell   (Rating: 1.89 on 47 reviews, last by phredde2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-12 00:45:55 EDT
[None] UberPast: TV Shows, Movies, Etc. That Made You All The Cynical, Sarcastic Bastards You Are Today   (Rating: 1.77 on 45 reviews, last by Ex_Lux_Astrum 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-06 16:28:50 EDT
[None] The Jew at The Terminal   (Rating: 1.18 on 19 reviews, last by Val 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-30 04:33:48 EDT
[None] Prank Calls are Awesome, as is Camwhoring   (Rating: 0.29 on 76 reviews, last by 01011010 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-21 02:59:04 EDT
[None] My Mom's Pact with Satan, and Why Jesus Gouged Out My Eyeballs   (Rating: 1.74 on 26 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-20 02:06:11 EDT
[None] Val vs. Mom (Why I Don't Eat McDonald's or Lift Boxes)   (Rating: 1.97 on 43 reviews, last by HatMan 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-19 04:31:28 EDT
[None] Ode to an Incident   (Rating: 1.25 on 25 reviews, last by Val 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-14 02:17:01 EDT
[None] Housing Convicts   (Rating: 1.63 on 39 reviews, last by Kellio 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-11 02:50:15 EDT
[None] "Bitch!"   (Rating: 0.65 on 25 reviews, last by Kellio 5 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-10 01:35:06 EDT
[None] Last Boyfriend (Why I am Going to Die Alone)   (Rating: -0.08 on 37 reviews, last by Holz 4 years ago)
Submitted by Val <danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-02 01:02:40 EDT

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User id:8590
Registered on or around: 2004-05-16 01:35:35 EDT
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