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[Science & Environmental] I'm not the King of the Castle (long)   (Rating: 2 on 20 reviews, last by nargles 40 minutes ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-10-13 01:52:16 EDT
[Business & Financial] I think we can narrow our search for Eric Rice...   (Rating: 1.16 on 29 reviews, last by Poots 22 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-09-04 01:24:00 EDT
[Business & Financial] Life is Tough   (Rating: 0.63 on 32 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 40 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-30 19:47:52 EDT
[Sports] LOL @ England   (Rating: 0.52 on 20 reviews, last by Berty 47 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-24 22:16:58 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Uberdirectory 2008   (Rating: 1.51 on 77 reviews, last by Berty 10 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-23 01:34:29 EDT
[Movies & TV] Uberdirectory 2008: Scourge is Fucking Useless   (Rating: 1.54 on 92 reviews, last by mrwolf 51 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-14 06:23:24 EDT
[Romance] Someone up there doesn't like me killing stuff...   (Rating: 1.52 on 47 reviews, last by Berty 39 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-03 09:33:04 EDT
[Business & Financial] Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.   (Rating: 1.42 on 70 reviews, last by regal1975 80 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-20 23:22:26 EDT
[None] The Customer is Always Drunk   (Rating: 1.87 on 59 reviews, last by Replen 87 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-15 00:38:30 EDT
[Graphics] Zhongguo.   (Rating: 1.54 on 26 reviews, last by Falafel 97 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-05 09:55:02 EDT
[None] I spent the last 6 months...   (Rating: 0.44 on 43 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 98 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-02 11:31:23 EDT
[Computers & Internet] When to stop fucking and start laughing.   (Rating: 1.47 on 67 reviews, last by kaos-king 108 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-24 23:00:53 EDT
[Computers & Internet] The Short Biography of Dilford Tetley   (Rating: 1.25 on 34 reviews, last by Lurby 100 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-17 18:37:30 EDT
[Romance] I'll stop raping you when you stop screaming   (Rating: 1.37 on 57 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 111 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-10 08:55:13 EDT
[Graphics] The Very, Very Difficult Movie and TV Quiz   (Rating: 1.45 on 34 reviews, last by Poots 125 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-05 01:22:06 EDT
[Graphics] PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)   (Rating: 0.39 on 25 reviews, last by Banjo 133 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-22 22:04:40 EDT
[Graphics] PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by Phallic_Cymbals 143 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-22 21:57:19 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Dig   (Rating: 1.77 on 34 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 111 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-20 22:56:29 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Warm Springs   (Rating: 1.65 on 33 reviews, last by Fey 104 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-16 06:13:57 EDT
[Graphics] What 3 Years on Ubersite has done to Me (Uberdirectory Camwhore)   (Rating: 1.31 on 54 reviews, last by rad1101 150 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-08 07:13:50 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Fur. The Uberotica post too explicit for the internet.   (Rating: 0.84 on 60 reviews, last by Fat-Sacks 155 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-23 07:30:28 EDT
[Graphics] The last 24 hours... In a Graph!   (Rating: 1.95 on 69 reviews, last by thaumaturge 27 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-06 19:51:15 EDT
[Humor] Living with Stoners makes April Fools' Almost Too Easy   (Rating: 1.68 on 51 reviews, last by purpiiiie 68 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-02 02:06:31 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] *Click*   (Rating: 1.94 on 69 reviews, last by rob_berg 166 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-03-26 03:27:23 EDT
[None] ATTN: Womyn.   (Rating: 0.74 on 107 reviews, last by Unabonger 166 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-01-08 21:21:13 EST
[Romance] Hot.   (Rating: 1.19 on 23 reviews, last by DasHeer 301 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-12-14 20:59:15 EST
[None] We'll see if this works   (Rating: 1.13 on 32 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 304 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-12-04 19:09:48 EST
[Graphics] I'm starting to get a little sick of this Internet 'Spam' Protection...   (Rating: 1.92 on 101 reviews, last by experima 188 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-11-27 09:36:38 EST
[Humor] What just happened to me is too fucking ridiculous to be fiction   (Rating: 1.67 on 75 reviews, last by Crystle 321 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-11-22 07:40:17 EST
[Graphics] Internet Depravity for the Hard of Spelling   (Rating: 1.85 on 47 reviews, last by haikumikoo 327 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-11-17 23:14:21 EST
[Graphics] Bored? A Great Big Post with not much writing to waste some time on.   (Rating: 1.69 on 45 reviews, last by rob_berg 259 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-11-09 02:34:32 EST
[Dumb Jobs] There are reasons why you should not have any friends.   (Rating: 1.61 on 30 reviews, last by scourge 340 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-10-29 09:53:33 EDT
[None] The Tasteful Joke Thread.   (Rating: 0.3 on 59 reviews, last by ChaosJester 361 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-10-16 09:30:57 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Grueberfest '07: Electroshock   (Rating: -0.5 on 7 reviews, last by rad1101 365 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-10-12 00:44:09 EDT
[None] Ubersite Tattoo Directory: Now Accepting Submissions   (Rating: 1.12 on 28 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 389 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-09-17 01:30:07 EDT
[Graphics] The Ten Best Tattoos in the World   (Rating: 1.78 on 67 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 111 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-08-04 03:01:20 EDT
[Graphics] So your loved one is a Time Traveller...   (Rating: 1.8 on 26 reviews, last by Wildman 436 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-07-02 09:12:50 EDT
[Graphics] Competitive Advertising is Getting a Bit Ridiculous...   (Rating: 1.6 on 37 reviews, last by williamson 392 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-06-06 02:34:11 EDT
[Romance] Lesbians and Gentlemen: Miss Emily Scott (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.3 on 36 reviews, last by iddqd 497 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-06-01 00:08:15 EDT
[Graphics] How to Sell Beauty Products to Women   (Rating: 1.91 on 46 reviews, last by TheBrad 95 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-05-29 21:04:10 EDT

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