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[General] On the bus   (Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2006-03-28 20:38:58 EST
[General] Girl with the large sunglasses   (Rating: 1.46 on 13 reviews, last by PrevertEnabler 3 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2006-03-27 21:40:13 EST
[General] Fuck the first-born! gimme my PHONE   (Rating: 1.5 on 12 reviews, last by mynameisandy 3 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-06-27 23:57:01 EDT
[General] Withdrawals of a crippling addiction.   (Rating: 1.5 on 9 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-05-16 02:37:41 EDT
[General] Mouth Breather   (Rating: 0.82 on 19 reviews, last by Awko 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-04-21 21:23:21 EDT
[General] Vigilantism: coming to a scuzz-hole near YOU   (Rating: 1.88 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-04-12 22:05:27 EDT
[General] Vigilantism: coming to a scuzz-hole near YOU   (no reviews)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-04-12 22:04:23 EDT
[General] 12 o'clock, burning flesh   (Rating: -0.6 on 6 reviews, last by funk_boy 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-03-20 20:42:00 EST
[General] Logic and Reason tell me rioting is the answer!   (Rating: 2 on 16 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-02-27 18:05:35 EST
[None] whatizzle basketbizzle   (Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2005-02-21 23:24:33 EST
[News] Not us?? WHO CARES   (Rating: 0.47 on 20 reviews, last by MrCoffee 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-12-27 18:13:46 EST
[None] The Brain vs. 4 hours sleep.   (Rating: 1.33 on 6 reviews, last by MrCoffee 4 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-12-09 20:33:34 EST
[General] The Green Fairy - now with Paragraphs!   (Rating: 1.12 on 10 reviews, last by JenBee 5 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-11-07 23:58:38 EST
[General] The Green Fairy   (Rating: 1 on 1 review, last by Sideburns 5 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-11-07 23:42:30 EST
[Dumb Jobs] How could you beat off at work? The Phantom Wanker strikes.   (Rating: 1.54 on 13 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-06-28 01:12:55 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Not every day i wish for a blocked nose   (Rating: 0.8 on 5 reviews, last by lojope 5 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-05-13 02:40:48 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Emails dont soften the blow   (Rating: 1.51 on 32 reviews, last by PWNstar 5 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-03-10 23:27:33 EST
[General] Taggers can lick my balls   (Rating: 0.4 on 10 reviews, last by Nomad 5 years ago)
Submitted by MrCoffee (View user info) at 2004-03-02 00:53:07 EST
[None] The Sixth sense of Women   (Rating: -0.16 on 6 reviews, last by corn_nugget 5 years ago)
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User id:4368
Registered on or around: 2003-12-18 00:12:52 EST
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