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[Romance] Maltese's First UBERVERSARY!!!   (Rating: -0.36 on 63 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 701 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-07-20 08:54:47 EDT
[None] ZOMG HAi UBER FRENZ!!1 ^____^   (Rating: -1.08 on 54 reviews, last by iddqd 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-06-10 21:54:15 EDT
[Graphics] The Largest Maze in the World (WARNING: Your browser might freeze)   (Rating: -1.68 on 16 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-05-03 20:54:08 EDT
[Science & Environmental] e우리는 이 진실을 붙들   (Rating: -0.64 on 25 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-03-09 19:16:50 EST
[Graphics] I knew I shouldn't have done this but FUCK YOU UBER (exclusive pics and proof of wife and baby)   (Rating: -0.96 on 69 reviews, last by Life101 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-03-06 08:08:55 EST
[Romance] Goodbye, Uber   (Rating: -0.85 on 50 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-19 15:40:17 EST
[Computers & Internet] My Rebuttal To Axolotl   (Rating: -0.76 on 93 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-07 15:06:21 EST
[Science & Environmental] If You Only Knew The Power of the Dark Side...   (Rating: -0.58 on 28 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-06 10:00:32 EST
[Graphics] The Ultimate Solution to Workplace Boredom: 17-Year-Old Unicode Bovines   (Rating: -1.57 on 23 reviews, last by GMCrayon 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-05 16:46:57 EST
[Romance] Santa Claus: Child Rapist Extraordinaire   (Rating: -1 on 20 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-04 22:14:05 EST
[Romance] Fuck you Pannerplant, I'm the REAL George Zimmer   (Rating: -1.46 on 15 reviews, last by Still-Life 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-04 13:00:47 EST
[Graphics] Anansie's Jurassic Park Caption Thingy: Part 2   (Rating: -0.18 on 17 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-02 11:20:36 EST
[Graphics] Anansie's Jurassic Park Caption Thingy: Part 1   (Rating: 0.68 on 26 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-01 18:24:45 EST
[Computers & Internet] SPT - Jewbersite   (Rating: 0.85 on 22 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-01 14:20:50 EST
[Graphics] APW - Rosetta Stoned   (Rating: -0.82 on 26 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-31 17:18:12 EST
[Graphics] [Late] MAD - Coley (NSFW)   (Rating: -1.53 on 15 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-30 08:11:47 EST
[Computers & Internet] New Users: Whom They'll Replace and Why   (Rating: -0.1 on 53 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-29 11:50:26 EST
[Computers & Internet] Who's Who: Alter Edition 2007   (Rating: 0.24 on 89 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-27 21:26:42 EST
[Romance] re 14 y/olds (Reponse to guilelessone)   (Rating: -1.03 on 22 reviews, last by Manitou 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-26 18:12:24 EST
[Sound & Music] A recording of myself at age 12 playing guitar and singing "Marigold"   (Rating: -0.14 on 25 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-25 09:37:28 EST
[Romance] APW (Porn): Luba Shumeyko (NSFW)   (Rating: -0.39 on 31 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-24 15:06:53 EST
[Science & Environmental] Resurrecting Uber in 40 Words or Less   (Rating: -1.03 on 35 reviews, last by v8lover 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-21 12:59:07 EST
[News] WARNING: Ubersite is Dying   (Rating: -0.22 on 238 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-20 12:49:11 EST
[News] WARNING: Ubersite is Dying   (Rating: -0.4 on 8 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-20 12:47:28 EST
[Graphics] Really Hot Chicks, Big Cocks Riding Ass, Paris Hilton, Dicks Rubbing Against Pussies, or Why This Title Actually Fits This Post...   (Rating: 0.7 on 40 reviews, last by hot_pocket 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-19 17:52:00 EST
[None] Hey Rusty   (Rating: -0.93 on 23 reviews, last by SkullBiter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-18 17:21:38 EST
[Graphics] Comic Competition #2: Electric Boogaloo (NSFW) (repost)   (Rating: -0.19 on 24 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-17 16:02:16 EST
[Graphics] Comic Competition #2: Electric Boogaloo (NSFW)   (Rating: -1.2 on 6 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-17 15:59:31 EST
[Romance] I'm Back... With a Vengeance (NSFW)   (Rating: -0.71 on 40 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-15 13:15:45 EST
[Graphics] Oh, Ubertree, Oh Ubertree, Thy Leaves Are Ghey and Emu (NSFW)   (Rating: -0.11 on 21 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-14 16:10:44 EST
[Romance] Bart Cilfone's personal info   (Rating: -1.94 on 20 reviews, last by Foolproof 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-13 15:30:45 EST
[Romance] 'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Uber Edition   (Rating: 1.08 on 30 reviews, last by Crudite 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-12 16:28:06 EST
[Science & Environmental] I Hate Myself and I Want to Die   (Rating: -0.2 on 32 reviews, last by dimebaghimself 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-10 18:30:45 EST
[Sound & Music] In Memory of John Lennon and Dimebag Darrell...   (Rating: -0.63 on 40 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-08 15:44:15 EST
[Science & Environmental] Human Cloning   (Rating: -0.19 on 38 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-07 10:25:58 EST
[Science & Environmental] Actual Photos of a Chinese Man Killing and Eating a Baby (Warning: Extremely graphic and NSFW)   (Rating: -0.42 on 81 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-06 23:40:49 EST
[Romance] Herman Webster Mudgett - The Monster of Chicago   (Rating: 1.31 on 25 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-06 13:03:16 EST
[Dirty Humor] A collection of hilarious quotes from Bash.org   (Rating: 0.04 on 27 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-05 16:20:36 EST
[Graphics] SpongeBob SquarePants takes drugs and turns into a retarded mutant that eats children   (Rating: 0.2 on 16 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-04 15:44:32 EST
[Graphics] APW (Art Post Whenever) - TOTAL FUCKING CHAOS AND 2,733 GRIDS!!!1! AAAAAGH!!!   (Rating: 1 on 9 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-03 22:52:45 EST

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Everything you ever wanted to know about Maltese

User id:27834
Registered on or around: 2006-07-14 16:19:23 EDT
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