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[Romance] (NSFWish) The secret life of Jennifer Granholm (NSFWish)   (Rating: -1.62 on 10 reviews, last by skrapmetal 658 days ago)
Submitted by LongestPants (View user info) at 2008-01-19 15:35:40 EST
[None] Attention male pornographic actors:   (Rating: 0.02 on 20 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 662 days ago)
Submitted by LongestPants (View user info) at 2008-01-13 06:35:57 EST
[None] Owch!   (Rating: -1.88 on 9 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
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[None] Wait a minute, why am I doing this?   (Rating: -0.43 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
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[None] Crazy people on the internet.   (Rating: -1.44 on 10 reviews, last by morontian 2 years ago)
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