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[News] Usually, I Practice Proctology...   (Rating: 1 on 8 reviews, last by TheUniter 33 days ago)
Submitted by Dr. EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2008-09-04 14:19:03 EDT
[Sports] Creating a Person from my Love for not Pulling Out   (Rating: 1.1 on 33 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 46 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2008-08-22 10:31:17 EDT
[Romance] Flame on!   (Rating: 0.76 on 51 reviews, last by Envenom 198 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2007-11-14 12:04:15 EST
[News] Pissed-Off Post Friday - PPF   (Rating: 0.95 on 48 reviews, last by Maddog 364 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2007-10-12 11:46:54 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Flawed Logic: The Misogynist Guide to the Female Thought Process   (Rating: 0.81 on 56 reviews, last by ChaosJester 361 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2007-08-30 12:46:27 EDT
[None] Road Head is not on the Menu: SPT with bonus CAMWHORE   (Rating: 1.23 on 83 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 581 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2007-03-08 11:38:49 EST
[None] Road Head is not on the Menu: SPT with bonus CAMWHORE   (Rating: 1.33 on 5 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 583 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2007-03-08 11:36:46 EST
[None] Bunch of Cocks on Ubersite   (Rating: 0.72 on 52 reviews, last by SoulSeller 623 days ago)
Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2007-01-25 15:02:16 EST
[Humor] This Makes Me Happy   (Rating: 1.51 on 25 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 663 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-11-08 12:22:22 EST
[Humor] Rudeness Seems to Ripen with Age: The Best Buy Incident   (Rating: 1.75 on 39 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 703 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-10-15 16:23:44 EDT
[None] Blew   (Rating: 1.22 on 13 reviews, last by HotWillie 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-10-06 08:57:50 EDT
[None] Would you mind not farting in the Roosevelt Room?   (Rating: 1 on 9 reviews, last by proofofpurchase 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-06-26 16:36:20 EDT
[Humor] Casualties in a War Against Underwear   (Rating: 0.89 on 24 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-06-12 11:56:38 EDT
[Politics] YAR! Methinks she has the scurvy! Yar!   (Rating: 0.76 on 27 reviews, last by COMountain 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-06-07 17:53:05 EDT
[None] Revenge: A Cooperative Effort   (Rating: 0.92 on 44 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-05-23 13:05:50 EDT
[Humor] Hey! Get Your Hand Out of Ass!!   (Rating: 1.38 on 25 reviews, last by ess-arr 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-05-12 11:53:18 EDT
[Humor] Holy Shirt! There's Shirt on Your Shit and Dyslexia Bounds Knows No   (Rating: 1.96 on 32 reviews, last by ozzy 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-05-09 15:35:50 EDT
[Romance] Dear Suicide Bombers   (Rating: 1.58 on 18 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-04-26 11:17:26 EDT
[None] Hellllllooo Friday Random Thoughts with Seriousness   (Rating: -0.2 on 28 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-03-31 16:12:48 EST
[None] The Effects of Punching Various Persons and/or Animals in the Facial Vicinity - 2   (Rating: 1.72 on 22 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-03-08 12:07:50 EST
[Humor] The Effects of Punching Various Persons and/or Animals in the Facial Vicinity   (Rating: 1.76 on 35 reviews, last by xanderd 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-03-07 10:45:43 EST
[Humor] A Conundrum: Smoking a Cigarette from a Stranger's Pants   (Rating: 1.91 on 49 reviews, last by nightshade 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-01-05 11:41:54 EST
[Humor] CSI: Maxim Editors, Take Note   (Rating: 1.8 on 20 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-01-03 11:06:01 EST
[None] Fuck New Year's.   (Rating: 0.85 on 23 reviews, last by Banga3386 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-01-02 11:29:19 EST
[Humor] Filthy Nose-picker that I am   (Rating: 1.85 on 112 reviews, last by rejected 638 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-29 11:37:21 EST
[Humor] The Little Blowjob that Could: A Tale of Christmas Debauchery   (Rating: 1.85 on 79 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-21 13:00:43 EST
[None] Looking for...   (Rating: 0.57 on 13 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-09 12:33:51 EST
[None] Two years on this here site, with very disturbing camwhore.   (Rating: 1.71 on 47 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-02 11:01:23 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Run - Part 3   (Rating: 1.91 on 10 reviews, last by SilvrWolf 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-01 12:37:59 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Run - Part 2   (Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-11-30 09:10:13 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Run   (Rating: 1.88 on 20 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-11-29 10:38:33 EST
[None] My Shortcomings and Goings   (Rating: 1.4 on 31 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-11-18 11:10:10 EST
[None] To badassmofo: Your sarcastic apology is not accepted   (Rating: 0.71 on 33 reviews, last by bitterlemon 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-11-02 12:05:57 EST
[Humor] Too Quiet After Sex, Why Not Give This a Try?   (Rating: 1.85 on 35 reviews, last by Axolotl 715 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-10-27 12:56:31 EDT
[None] Mentally Defective or Not, You Still Deserve to Die   (Rating: 1 on 20 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 2 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-10-21 15:31:22 EDT
[Humor] Annihilation - The Shopping Mall Wars (end)   (Rating: 2 on 2 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-10-08 10:24:15 EDT
[Humor] Annihilation - The Shopping Mall Wars   (Rating: 2 on 10 reviews, last by Dante_Alighieri 3 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-10-07 16:11:13 EDT
[General] When is the last time that you thanked someone for saving your life?   (Rating: 1.42 on 20 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-09-30 12:00:54 EDT
[None] People in the Middle East...   (Rating: 1.88 on 34 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-09-23 10:49:54 EDT
[None] Another Wedding Post - The Today Show Hits Stevensville, MD Tomorrow   (Rating: 1.43 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-09-15 13:56:09 EDT

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Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I
thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.' But
instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police
Academy.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection