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[Romance] Berty writes disfigured woman eroticism   (Rating: 1.45 on 35 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-08-21 06:11:53 EDT
[None] Berty asks about women's problems   (Rating: 1 on 120 reviews, last by Berty 78 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-08-14 05:14:34 EDT
[None] The Ongoing Adventures of Scooby & Scrappy Doo: Socratic Discourse part 1   (Rating: 1.33 on 39 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 120 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-07-07 05:28:30 EDT
[None] Berty muses about independence and carpets   (Rating: 1 on 66 reviews, last by sandmantate 123 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-07-06 06:12:05 EDT
[None] SPT: Berty Considers Proper Food   (Rating: 0.67 on 57 reviews, last by PlatinumScarecrow 187 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-04-30 04:21:03 EDT
[None] Berty writes a story about spring   (Rating: 1.18 on 74 reviews, last by haikumikoo 191 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-04-08 04:41:56 EDT
[None] Secrets, Girls and Necklacing   (Rating: 1.75 on 40 reviews, last by Lib 218 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-04-02 05:25:31 EDT
[None] Berty talks about Sharia Law and Courts   (Rating: 0.6 on 249 reviews, last by RoadSong 128 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-12-11 06:18:57 EST
[None] Berty's Ultimate List of Webcomics Worth Reading: 2008 edition   (Rating: 1.64 on 88 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 305 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-12-09 09:49:12 EST
[None] Berty buys some fast food   (Rating: 1.76 on 73 reviews, last by shadow 375 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-10-24 05:42:56 EDT
[None] Ten Totally True Stories   (Rating: 1.84 on 32 reviews, last by haikumikoo 400 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-09-26 05:51:46 EDT
[None] Berty posts a Hatemadness entry: Now in 'Republican Smear Campaign' style   (Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by shadow 397 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-09-04 05:07:56 EDT
[None] Berty frets about recent world events   (Rating: 1.23 on 125 reviews, last by shadow 405 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-08-12 05:07:35 EDT
[None] Berty muses on self flaggelation/vocational work   (Rating: 0.88 on 125 reviews, last by orphelia 484 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-07-08 05:17:47 EDT
[None] Berty drones on about the war of independance, military doctrine and Civilisation   (Rating: 1.29 on 44 reviews, last by shadow 486 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-07-04 05:14:08 EDT
[None] Berty examines the hilarity of homosexuals, the church and homophobia in general   (Rating: 1.91 on 70 reviews, last by Jordan85777 376 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-06-23 04:48:44 EDT
[None] Berty's hilarious outing   (Rating: 1.38 on 114 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 500 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-06-16 06:56:32 EDT
[Graphics] Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore   (Rating: 1.58 on 78 reviews, last by 8track 96 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-05-07 04:41:48 EDT
[None] Help Berty to do his job!   (Rating: 0.05 on 57 reviews, last by Beano312003 554 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-04-30 04:23:24 EDT
[Humor] SPT: Berty cashes in on somebody else's talent for YOUR amusement!   (Rating: 0.62 on 35 reviews, last by Falafel 565 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-04-17 11:30:02 EDT
[None] Feelings suck, kissing is awesome.   (Rating: 1.22 on 229 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 331 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-02-19 06:08:25 EST
[Science & Environmental] Berty invites you all to take on the issue of the elderly and the infirm   (Rating: 0.82 on 81 reviews, last by orphelia 631 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-31 08:24:35 EST
[None] WTF is 'chainsaw madness'?   (Rating: 0.52 on 80 reviews, last by TheUniter 647 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-28 05:47:32 EST
[News] Berty comments on HurtbytheSun's recent disgrace   (Rating: 0.33 on 39 reviews, last by orphelia 649 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-25 12:22:30 EST
[None] A message to Corinne's mum   (Rating: 0.81 on 22 reviews, last by TheUniter 692 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-14 03:21:16 EST
[None] Berty's throw away post about a dream he had   (Rating: 1.31 on 127 reviews, last by SmokeyTheBill 260 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-13 05:14:29 EST
[None] Some details of former uber users   (Rating: 0.94 on 114 reviews, last by Berty 690 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-07 05:15:48 EST
[Romance] Tantric rape, quiet women and small plastic bags   (Rating: 1.75 on 123 reviews, last by shadow 480 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-11-27 09:13:52 EST
[None] Berty Tries (and fails) to define the English Character   (Rating: 1.7 on 126 reviews, last by shadow 543 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-11-16 05:56:07 EST
[Politics] Berty asks about America   (Rating: 0.74 on 195 reviews, last by haikumikoo 722 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-10-30 05:54:48 EDT
[Sound & Music] Berty Attends an Evening of Drum & Bass   (Rating: 1.31 on 25 reviews, last by haikumikoo 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-09-24 05:21:10 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Important notice Re: Gabbly   (Rating: 0.59 on 32 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-07-26 05:52:25 EDT
[Computers & Internet] The Lion, The Witch and The Tide of Low Quality User Created Content   (Rating: 1.59 on 47 reviews, last by Natures_Biggest_Mistake 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-07-05 05:30:13 EDT
[Romance] Berty returns to his home away from home   (Rating: 1.7 on 63 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-07-03 05:20:34 EDT
[Humor] SPT - Pictures of men getting punched in the face   (Rating: 0.4 on 49 reviews, last by ozzy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-05-17 06:38:35 EDT
[None] Berty's Definative List of Webcomics Worth Reading   (Rating: 1.16 on 85 reviews, last by Mike-Mc 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-03-20 11:32:37 EDT
[None] New improved Berty   (Rating: 1.51 on 55 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-12-15 12:59:54 EST
[None] Gheylord of the Rank- A Long Expected Party   (Rating: 1.68 on 123 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-11-09 06:37:49 EST
[None] Gheylord of the Rank - Very Old Friends   (Rating: 1.82 on 37 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 463 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-11-07 12:21:45 EST
[None] APW - Copper   (Rating: 0.9 on 22 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-10-11 10:30:19 EDT

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User id:14622
Registered on or around: 2004-12-13 07:51:28 EST
# Messages posted:102
# Reviews written:19688
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 6768
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