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[None] Kisses!   (Rating: 0.6 on 15 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 261 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2009-02-27 17:58:50 EST
[Romance] Picture of a Cow #5   (Rating: 0 on 22 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 307 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2008-10-11 18:54:49 EDT
[Romance] Picture of a Cow #4   (Rating: 0.66 on 28 reviews, last by hellish 413 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2008-10-01 10:08:07 EDT
[None] Picture of a Cow #3   (Rating: 0.33 on 24 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 416 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2008-09-25 18:07:59 EDT
[None] Picture of a Cow #2   (Rating: -0.9 on 27 reviews, last by Genko 441 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-08-31 14:59:01 EDT
[Romance] Go Outside RIght Now and Take a Picture (San Fernando Valley Edition)   (Rating: 1.45 on 12 reviews, last by orphelia 490 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-07-17 18:03:31 EDT
[Poetry] Picture of a Cow #1   (Rating: 0.45 on 47 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 448 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-07-11 11:49:05 EDT
[None] California Post Sunday   (Rating: 0.83 on 14 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 530 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-06-01 23:47:24 EDT
[General] Uberdirectory '08: Camwhore or Camhorrible?   (Rating: 1.24 on 43 reviews, last by lechuza 551 days ago)
Submitted by Alaskan Narcoleptic Fur Trader (View user info) at 2008-05-08 19:31:46 EDT
[Romance] Bangin a dead chick has its risks and rewards...   (Rating: 1.19 on 22 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 562 days ago)
Submitted by Alaskan Narcoleptic Fur Trader (View user info) at 2008-05-01 15:57:10 EDT
[None] Shit Post Your Mom   (Rating: -0.62 on 18 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 570 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-04-29 02:38:44 EDT
[None] Happy Friday, Fuckers!   (Rating: 0.47 on 42 reviews, last by jigglypuff 585 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-04-11 15:00:25 EDT
[None] Working is for Losers   (Rating: 0.62 on 40 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 590 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-04-07 09:38:38 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Fuck that stupid toilet girl from Wichita!   (Rating: 0.68 on 17 reviews, last by Shlongy 616 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-03-13 23:10:32 EDT
[Romance] E's LOLCat Post   (Rating: -0.54 on 28 reviews, last by Shlongy 620 days ago)
Submitted by EvulNurse (View user info) at 2008-03-07 13:44:21 EST
[General] I hope you understand   (Rating: -0.54 on 87 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 638 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain (View user info) at 2008-02-01 10:38:35 EST
[Romance] 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree   (Rating: 0.35 on 69 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 620 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain (View user info) at 2008-01-31 19:01:15 EST
[Poetry] What the fuck?   (Rating: -0.91 on 24 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 659 days ago)
Submitted by Celtic Mead (View user info) at 2008-01-24 14:22:47 EST
[Science & Environmental] Wash your hands, boys!   (Rating: 0.61 on 41 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago)
Submitted by Celtic Mead: Proving my ability to Google (View user info) at 2008-01-07 14:04:14 EST
[Poetry] Seven Very Tiny True Stories + New Year's Camwhore   (Rating: 0.35 on 35 reviews, last by kristy 531 days ago)
Submitted by Celtic Mead (View user info) at 2008-01-07 01:23:33 EST
[News] R.I.P. Tatiana   (Rating: -0.76 on 45 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-29 04:46:08 EST
[Romance] I love you Sicosemen for preserving the integrity of Ubersite!   (Rating: 0.14 on 177 reviews, last by sicosemen 658 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-28 11:46:35 EST
[Romance] Er... Camwhore   (Rating: 0.07 on 413 reviews, last by experima 590 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-27 14:36:30 EST
[Romance] How I Feel About Christmas: LOLCAT Special   (Rating: 0.21 on 23 reviews, last by kristy 531 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-25 19:39:09 EST
[General] UBBCC Entry: We Will Never Know   (Rating: -0.45 on 20 reviews, last by kristy 531 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-21 10:56:15 EST
[None] SPT/OPT: Shit Post Thursday/ORLY Post Thursday. Merry Christmas Ubersite, even Captain Thorns.   (Rating: -0.3 on 38 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-20 14:07:26 EST
[Sound & Music] OPS: ORLY Post Sunday   (Rating: -0.26 on 21 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-16 13:20:40 EST
[General] More inspiration for the wonderful Caturday night   (Rating: -0.14 on 14 reviews, last by Linus 658 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-01 22:21:33 EST
[Romance] SPT: Message   (Rating: -0.55 on 24 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-29 15:31:25 EST
[Romance] Message   (Rating: -0.83 on 12 reviews, last by kristy 531 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-29 15:30:40 EST
[Movies & TV] In honor of Caulaincourt's posting tradition plus bonus catwhore   (Rating: -1.27 on 17 reviews, last by kristy 531 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-06 15:38:09 EST
[Graphics] Whose alter am I?   (Rating: -0.9 on 38 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 620 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-10-31 01:14:25 EDT
[Sound & Music] What happened?   (Rating: 0.14 on 28 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-10-27 04:04:10 EDT



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