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[None] Kisses!   (Rating: 0.6 on 15 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 262 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2009-02-27 17:58:50 EST
[Romance] Picture of a Cow #5   (Rating: 0 on 22 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 308 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2008-10-11 18:54:49 EDT
[Romance] Picture of a Cow #4   (Rating: 0.66 on 28 reviews, last by hellish 414 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2008-10-01 10:08:07 EDT
[None] Picture of a Cow #3   (Rating: 0.33 on 24 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 418 days ago)
Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2008-09-25 18:07:59 EDT
[None] Picture of a Cow #2   (Rating: -0.9 on 27 reviews, last by Genko 442 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-08-31 14:59:01 EDT
[Romance] Go Outside RIght Now and Take a Picture (San Fernando Valley Edition)   (Rating: 1.45 on 12 reviews, last by orphelia 492 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-07-17 18:03:31 EDT
[Poetry] Picture of a Cow #1   (Rating: 0.45 on 47 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 449 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-07-11 11:49:05 EDT
[None] California Post Sunday   (Rating: 0.83 on 14 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 531 days ago)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-06-01 23:47:24 EDT
[General] Uberdirectory '08: Camwhore or Camhorrible?   (Rating: 1.24 on 43 reviews, last by lechuza 552 days ago)
Submitted by Alaskan Narcoleptic Fur Trader (View user info) at 2008-05-08 19:31:46 EDT
[Romance] Bangin a dead chick has its risks and rewards...   (Rating: 1.19 on 22 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 563 days ago)
Submitted by Alaskan Narcoleptic Fur Trader (View user info) at 2008-05-01 15:57:10 EDT
[None] Shit Post Your Mom   (Rating: -0.62 on 18 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 571 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-04-29 02:38:44 EDT
[None] Happy Friday, Fuckers!   (Rating: 0.47 on 42 reviews, last by jigglypuff 587 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-04-11 15:00:25 EDT
[None] Working is for Losers   (Rating: 0.62 on 40 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 591 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-04-07 09:38:38 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Fuck that stupid toilet girl from Wichita!   (Rating: 0.68 on 17 reviews, last by Shlongy 617 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-03-13 23:10:32 EDT
[Romance] E's LOLCat Post   (Rating: -0.54 on 28 reviews, last by Shlongy 621 days ago)
Submitted by EvulNurse (View user info) at 2008-03-07 13:44:21 EST
[General] I hope you understand   (Rating: -0.54 on 87 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 639 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain (View user info) at 2008-02-01 10:38:35 EST
[Romance] 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree   (Rating: 0.35 on 69 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 622 days ago)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain (View user info) at 2008-01-31 19:01:15 EST
[Poetry] What the fuck?   (Rating: -0.91 on 24 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 660 days ago)
Submitted by Celtic Mead (View user info) at 2008-01-24 14:22:47 EST
[Science & Environmental] Wash your hands, boys!   (Rating: 0.61 on 41 reviews, last by orphelia 660 days ago)
Submitted by Celtic Mead: Proving my ability to Google (View user info) at 2008-01-07 14:04:14 EST
[Poetry] Seven Very Tiny True Stories + New Year's Camwhore   (Rating: 0.35 on 35 reviews, last by kristy 532 days ago)
Submitted by Celtic Mead (View user info) at 2008-01-07 01:23:33 EST
[News] R.I.P. Tatiana   (Rating: -0.76 on 45 reviews, last by orphelia 660 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-29 04:46:08 EST
[Romance] I love you Sicosemen for preserving the integrity of Ubersite!   (Rating: 0.14 on 177 reviews, last by sicosemen 659 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-28 11:46:35 EST
[Romance] Er... Camwhore   (Rating: 0.07 on 413 reviews, last by experima 591 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-27 14:36:30 EST
[Romance] How I Feel About Christmas: LOLCAT Special   (Rating: 0.21 on 23 reviews, last by kristy 532 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-25 19:39:09 EST
[General] UBBCC Entry: We Will Never Know   (Rating: -0.45 on 20 reviews, last by kristy 532 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-21 10:56:15 EST
[None] SPT/OPT: Shit Post Thursday/ORLY Post Thursday. Merry Christmas Ubersite, even Captain Thorns.   (Rating: -0.3 on 38 reviews, last by orphelia 660 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-20 14:07:26 EST
[Sound & Music] OPS: ORLY Post Sunday   (Rating: -0.26 on 21 reviews, last by orphelia 660 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-16 13:20:40 EST
[General] More inspiration for the wonderful Caturday night   (Rating: -0.14 on 14 reviews, last by Linus 659 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-01 22:21:33 EST
[Romance] SPT: Message   (Rating: -0.55 on 24 reviews, last by orphelia 660 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-29 15:31:25 EST
[Romance] Message   (Rating: -0.83 on 12 reviews, last by kristy 532 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-29 15:30:40 EST
[Movies & TV] In honor of Caulaincourt's posting tradition plus bonus catwhore   (Rating: -1.27 on 17 reviews, last by kristy 532 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-06 15:38:09 EST
[Graphics] Whose alter am I?   (Rating: -0.9 on 38 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 622 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-10-31 01:14:25 EDT
[Sound & Music] What happened?   (Rating: 0.14 on 28 reviews, last by orphelia 660 days ago)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-10-27 04:04:10 EDT



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Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving