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The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (Rating: 1.63 on 1085 reviews, last by Azo 85 days ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-02-17 03:53:50 EST

"If I cum now, will it be too soon" or why guys are quiet in bed (Rating: 1.64 on 606 reviews, last by astyanax777 68 days ago)
Submitted by Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-04 23:17:40 EST

How The Hell Do I Get Out Of This One? (Rating: 1.82 on 158 reviews, last by JonnyX 23 hours ago)
Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2005-09-15 18:37:01 EDT

Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking: I have lost all faith in humanity. (Rating: 1.59 on 687 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 172 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2004-04-05 04:09:33 EDT

Motivating the Weekend (Rating: 1.56 on 97 reviews, last by WonkoDV 82 days ago)
Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-12-01 16:36:19 EST

How To Pick Up Chicks (Rating: 0.88 on 230 reviews, last by pync 2 days ago)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2001-12-10 23:15:53 EST

Knockoff porn movie titles (Rating: 0.83 on 363 reviews, last by eye_on_my_nonothing 41 days ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-19 13:44:33 EST

My J-Date Misadventure (Rating: 1.77 on 359 reviews, last by JonnyX 67 days ago)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2004-03-17 09:41:28 EST

Masturbating on Skype with Mum. (Rating: 1.61 on 115 reviews, last by drstrangedhruv 40 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-02-21 02:01:09 EST

Badass Australian Cows (Rating: 1.77 on 434 reviews, last by cheerios 10 days ago)
Submitted by <jkershner00.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-29 10:30:45 EDT

Licking A Bum's Ass (Rating: 1.12 on 162 reviews, last by johnny.b.dumb 229 days ago)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2002-05-14 01:55:04 EDT

Totally Useless Facts (Rating: 0.51 on 406 reviews, last by zeppert 197 days ago)
Submitted by JP <jean15paul.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2002-08-14 16:51:00 EDT

How I Ruined My Neighbor's Christmas, New Years, and Birthdays for Years to Come... (Rating: 1.77 on 62 reviews, last by stone8946 79 days ago)
Submitted by icarus1987 (View user info) at 2005-12-31 14:45:15 EST

Moving to Canada? 10 Things you have to fucking know. (Rating: 1.71 on 190 reviews, last by TLawrence 219 days ago)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2004-11-12 11:44:13 EST

Disturbing Things Girls Have Told or Done to Me (Rating: 1.76 on 199 reviews, last by BadCompany 192 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-11-18 21:00:28 EST

Visiting Scotland? 10 Things You Have to Know! (Rating: 1.82 on 115 reviews, last by Shlongy 465 days ago)
Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-11-10 18:50:43 EST

I am the unholy master of Microsoft Paint. (Rating: 1.74 on 348 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 636 days ago)
Submitted by gibber-fucking-ish (View user info) at 2004-07-15 16:19:16 EDT

At Least Someone At Wal-Mart Knows Awesome When They See It (Rating: 1.8 on 89 reviews, last by gazaroo82 79 days ago)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-06-11 17:03:26 EDT

The Ultimate Weapon for Exacting Revenge On Co-workers. (Rating: 1.96 on 238 reviews, last by scourge 179 days ago)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (View user info) at 2005-03-14 15:50:39 EST

I was raped by my dyson (Rating: 1.92 on 123 reviews, last by Digame 3 days ago)
Submitted by snarf (View user info) at 2005-04-21 08:51:50 EDT

Donovan's You're a Racist, Dr. Seuss (Rating: 0.58 on 288 reviews, last by czwij 515 days ago)
Submitted by Ryan Donovan <ryan.at.chiliwhack.com> (View user info) at 2000-12-03 22:28:25 EST

Best MSPAINT EVAR! (Rating: 1.88 on 173 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2005-09-19 13:43:44 EDT

If you are what you eat, then I'm a horny teenage girl (Rating: 1.92 on 215 reviews, last by johnny.b.dumb 216 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-07-15 13:53:08 EDT

Family Guy Strikes Back! (Rating: 1.13 on 161 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-13 17:35:59 EDT

The road to hell is paved with samurai sword wielding potheads (Rating: 1.84 on 121 reviews, last by billrhine 99 days ago)
Submitted by Spam (View user info) at 2009-03-30 16:32:31 EDT

Beware the Clitoris Ring (Rating: 1.87 on 83 reviews, last by shadow 488 days ago)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2004-02-23 10:10:07 EST

The Disturbing Lives of Fruits and Vegetables (Rating: 1.83 on 104 reviews, last by rad1101 271 days ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-06-24 23:01:23 EDT

Alcoholic injection via urethra (Rating: 1.53 on 31 reviews, last by Thumbalina 2 years ago)
Submitted by <moneyshotforyou> (View user info) at 2005-08-17 19:24:28 EDT

The Story of Clint Malarchuk (Pic Not Safe for the Faint at Heart) (Rating: 1.87 on 71 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 334 days ago)
Submitted by bob (View user info) at 2004-05-05 23:45:36 EDT

Plains, Trains, And Plantains: The Story Of Oedipus (Rating: 1.26 on 27 reviews, last by Ltap 718 days ago)
Submitted by quack (View user info) at 2005-01-13 16:19:05 EST

FUCK OFF!!! - ASCII middle finger (Rating: -1.5 on 13 reviews, last by SgtHartman 194 days ago)
Submitted by the pathetic guy wasting your time... (View user info) at 2004-10-09 17:11:35 EDT

Dissecting A Bully (Rating: 1.83 on 92 reviews, last by senorglory 311 days ago)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-08-04 22:50:38 EDT

I am such an asshole: Fucking with people at work (Rating: 1.82 on 104 reviews, last by SkullBiter 670 days ago)
Submitted by MeTHoD (View user info) at 2005-11-04 10:48:46 EST

I'm The Goddamn Batman. (Rating: 0.84 on 53 reviews, last by Bubba2341 313 days ago)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-01-07 07:56:09 EST

Wife has preteen kids take nude pics. (Rating: 1.63 on 53 reviews, last by JonnyX 23 hours ago)
Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-04-22 23:41:32 EDT

I had to leave work early today. (Rating: 0.39 on 66 reviews, last by sadie73 690 days ago)
Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2007-12-26 19:55:40 EST

Psycho Dave and the Items He Threw Off My Sixteen Story Apartment Building (Rating: 1.75 on 42 reviews, last by JonnyX 134 days ago)
Submitted by The Internet Slacker (View user info) at 2008-01-29 14:55:17 EST

Oh Glorious Glory Hole! (Rating: 1.88 on 79 reviews, last by deaddoll00 460 days ago)
Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2006-11-29 16:44:08 EST

Word Association Bitch! (Rating: 0.33 on 5583 reviews, last by skrapmetal 1 day ago)
Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2003-09-24 10:28:27 EDT

How to smoke weed (Rating: 1 on 83 reviews, last by BadCompany 197 days ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2002-12-31 14:08:54 EST