Stupid names (3911 hits)
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Submitted by hockyman <hockyman89.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-09 23:29:36 EDT
I'm getting really sick of people that have names that are slightly different then normal names. This happens a few ways:
Example 1-
Normal name: Amy
Stupid fucking asshole name: Aimee
Example 2-
Normal name: Jamie
Stupid fucking asshole name: Janie
Example 3-
Normal name: Stacy
Stupid fucking asshole name: Staci
**These examples usually deal with basketball and football players.
Example 4-
Normal name: Antoine
Stupid fucking asshole name: Antwon, Antowon, Ant'oin, Atawon (can we please settle on one spelling for Antoine)
Example 5-
Normal name: Michael, Shawn
Stupid fucking asshole name: LeMichael, LeBron, LeShawn, Keyshawn(what does adding Le or Key to the front of a name do???)
Example 6,7,8- Kyle, Todd, Gregory -- just stupid
Why do people feel the need to make small variations on names. This individuality shit just won't fly as a reason in my book either. Having 5 extra letters and being spelled phonetically in Khristeena doesn't make the dumb bitch feel any different than a Christina. People also shouldnt be given freedom to name their kids Moon, Sky, or Sunflower seed. It makes me so angry to meet someone named Earthstream. I cant stand it.
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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:20:19 EDT (#)
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Oh, and listen to this name:
Ga'Chaigne
That last part is pronounced just like 'Shane'
The first part is pronounced just like 'Ga'
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:00:28 EDT (#)
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Giving your child a 'unique' name does nothing more than condemn them to a lifetime of difficult phone conversations with banks.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-10 11:49:47 EDT (#)
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I don't care about this whole individuality piece of shit either.
Ashley, Ashleigh, and Ashlee all sound exactly the same to me.
Shitty post, but you meant well.
+1 because I actually got sleep last night.
Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2004-07-10 11:46:15 EDT (#)
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hey.... my name is staci :(
Submitted by dave at 2004-07-10 11:38:44 EDT (#)
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bollocks
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-30 15:51:16 EDT (#)
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My name is Dorothy. I have Never EVER had anyone at school or work have the same name as me. In fact, the only people with the same name as me are like, 80 years old, so I never have to worry about it, unless I were to get a job at a nursing home...
Anyways, the point is, I was always really glad about that. When I was little I always felt bad for people with matching names. There was "Mike T., Mike S., Mike B... James L., James W.... Ashley K., Ashley F., Ashley T., Ashley S., Ashley D., Ashley W......" All in one class. It was soooo... annoying. "I want 4 of the Ashleys to come to my birthday, but not the other 2 because those 2 are mean." "Well which 2 are the mean ones?" "I don't know... there are so many AUUUGHH!" I remember that conversation with my mom. And several others just like it.
In otherwords, freaky named people, more power to you. It's nice to be your own person.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
coming from the guy who spells hockey incorrectly...
Submitted by sempboy (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:38:22 EST (#)
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i know an idiot girl who changed her own name from
jamie to jaime...what the fuck is that?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:38:03 EST (#)
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I was talking to some random raver permafried guy named David one time. My name is also David. In fact I know about 7 people named David at school. So we were talking about that and he said "Well at least it's better than being named Queejeebo. 'Hi my name is Queejeebo, but you can call me Alfred.'" Shit that was funny.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:29:31 EST (#)
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I met a guy once named Leif Head. I've also run across other people with funny names that I can't remember right now.
Submitted by luvchil (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:19:07 EST (#)
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Prepare yourselves to be bitched at.
1. Don't say you hate people with weird names but their parents. The children have no control over their names.
2. Individuality rocks. I am tired of being in classes with two Laurens and two Jessicas.
3. Having your name spelled differently is fun. It keeps me from being made fun of.
4. Janie is a legitimate name.
I'm done bitching... for now.
Submitted by RetardedCrow (user info) at 2003-07-11 21:54:19 EDT (#)
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A few assholes with asshole names:
Crandon, Pizzaz, Shaniqua I don't even know how to spell that... I really don't care if people spell their names differnt, I just hate shit like Pizzaz and Piano. Then there are people with shitty names to begin with, like Everett. My name sucks.
Submitted by mooch (user info) at 2003-07-11 19:49:22 EDT (#)
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lol try taking french...all those fucking silent letters
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-07-11 10:10:51 EDT (#)
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Who cares about names? We need to get down to words. Diaphragm...What the fuck? Why must theytorment me with that fucking 'g'. Where did it come from? Why is it here? Is it living? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-11 10:03:22 EDT (#)
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EAT FUCK DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its my name and I am being selfish. And Mikul is cool too, thats probably the only good idea you will ever have, unless of course you suddenly think of killing yourself.
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-11 09:40:59 EDT (#)
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I was wondering why no one else noticed that
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-07-11 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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yay for example #1!!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-07-10 17:28:07 EDT (#)
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yer wrong there , razor. Stazi were the east german secret police & there was no Anastasia.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-10 17:18:31 EDT (#)
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"I hate when people spell Shawn "Sean" it looks too much like Seen."
You moron. Nobody cares if you think it looks like it's pronounced like something else. Saying Sean should be spelt Shawn is like saying Michael should be spelt Mikul because Michael looks like it's pronounced Mitch-ale.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-10 17:02:47 EDT (#)
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hey audrey's a good name. geez.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-10 16:57:26 EDT (#)
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I spoke to a rep on the phone named "torothy" instead of dorothy. I know a person who is name Billy Hill. In comes up in the Outlook address book as Hill, Billy.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-10 11:13:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Derek at 2003-07-10 11:07:54 EDT (#)
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Hmmm... there really is no such thing as a normal name. I think the reason why you're mad is because you are bitching about this is because you're angry that people are trying or are making an effort to brand their kids with unusual and unique names. I mean I don't exactly agree with calling a kid Skye (which happens to be my cousin's name) but then again... what's in a name?
An impressive name for a Dog is DOG, pronounced DEE-OH-GEE. Cool huh?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-10 10:35:18 EDT (#)
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I hate moronic stuff like this.
Does it ever occur to people to spend half a second thinking before they write?
Listen, Mr. Author, variations on names are a common and ever-evolving practice. It's how we get new names.
"Stacy" which you like so much, is a derivative of "Stazi" which is a derivative of "Anastasia."
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-10 10:19:44 EDT (#)
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CynicallyCorrect -
Sounds like we might have dated the same slut.
Submitted by johnnyOZ (user info) at 2003-07-10 10:13:43 EDT (#)
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Now that I'm on the subject, here are some people's names that I hate, and the people who bear the names...
Fred Durst, Chuck Norris, Terrell Owens, Michael Jordan, BillyBob Thorton, Shaquille O'Neal.
Submitted by johnnyOZ (user info) at 2003-07-10 10:07:46 EDT (#)
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Names I hate:
Floyd, Bobbi, Chris Fuamatu Ma'Afala, Milton Bradley, Coco Crisp
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-10 10:00:08 EDT (#)
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hey asshole, my last name has nothing to do with stupid people's first names you fucking cocksucker. I didn't ADD a Z to my name you fucking ignoramus, thats the way it is spelled, and if you'd like to argue the correct and accepted spelling of Matulewicz, do so, then go kill yourself. My first name is Richard, spelled the normal way that the rest of the world spells it, ie Richard Nixon, Richard Prior, Richard Eatmyshit. I'm griping about people who's names have unnecessary things added and subtracted to make their names stupid, I have done nothing of the sort. R I C H A R D, every letter is an integral part of the hole name, i have no phonetic additions, nor do i have any extra vowels or subsitutions, so shut the fuck up flapjack and go back to your chronic masturbation you fucking twit. What is your name anyway, probably Todd, Harley or something fucking stupid like that.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-07-10 09:36:33 EDT (#)
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Good point, but this could have been written so much better.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-10 02:18:48 EDT (#)
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I hate when people spell Shawn "Sean" it looks too much like Seen.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-10 02:06:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by legi0ns (user info) at 2003-07-10 00:16:48 (#)
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like R i c h M a t u l e w i c z ?
Rich = short for Richard = short for
YOUR A DICK.
"what does adding a Z behind your name do???" Ahahahahaha
Shut the Fuck up Hockeyman, LegiOns got you good. Tell us how your not a stupid hypocrite for posting something about dumb ways people change their names, and how that dosen't relate to that z at the end of yours.
Submitted by legi0ns (user info) at 2003-07-10 00:40:32 EDT (#)
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yea I use the public library-they have free AC as well as internet access. =) . AHAHHAHHAHHA
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-10 00:26:51 EDT (#)
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Good one legions, you've discovered my name. If being a dildo doesn't work out for you, theres always international spy. You also never stop impressing me with your ever broadening skills at insulting me either. Honestly, you got me good you fucker.
I guess you can criticize people pretty easily from that tower you have built for yourself of good grammar skills, superficial knowledge of spelling and S O U N D S, and the ability to put sentences and words in a logical order. I didn't think trailer parks had internet access yet.
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-07-10 00:26:26 EDT (#)
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Audrey- Like Audrey Hepburn.
Aubrey- Like this bitch I know that Ive slept with that dicked me over.
Submitted by legi0ns (user info) at 2003-07-10 00:16:48 EDT (#)
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like R i c h M a t u l e w i c z ?
Rich = short for Richard = short for
YOUR A DICK.
"what does adding a Z behind your name do???" Ahahahahaha
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-10 00:15:06 EDT (#)
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My father always said, never name a child or a pet anything you're going to feel stupid yelling in public.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-09 23:49:08 EDT (#)
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Worse - when people take their given names and add letters for the sake of numberology - Like an advertising guy here in Australia is Siimon Reynolds.
Fuckking cokke heaad cocck suckker.
Good names.
Submitted by PyroKlown at 2003-07-09 23:44:59 EDT (#)
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well here in hong kong the chinese people have the stupidest names when they're put into english. i think it adds to the cute factor, or people are just plan stupid. i've seen Piano, Rose, Flower, Hitler, Alien. jesus there's so many i can't gather them all in my head right now. Piano is the worst though.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2003-07-09 23:38:20 EDT (#)
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Skyflower
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-09 23:36:36 EDT (#)
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its a screen name i've had since i was 11, so i use it as a user name everywhere
Is your real name Berzerk? I think not
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-07-09 23:34:50 EDT (#)
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I think it's horribly ironic that you posted a post called
Stupid Names with the user name hockyman.
hmmmmmm.
-BerZ