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e우리는 이 진실을 붙들 (834 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: -0.64 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-03-09 19:16:50 EST


Something happened to me last Thursday, when I was going home. I had a couple of miles to go when I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the East. It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around me, and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't. I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week, I saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room. How should I put it, it was like they were... intimate. I'm sorry to bring this up during the mission.

Snake, remember what De Gaulle said. The graveyards are full of indispensable men. Snake, you're all alone and surrounded by bad guys. Try to be careful and avoid getting into a fight whenever you can.

You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you frustrated about something?

You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes!


Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!

An Anemone or Clematis Plant's juice can cause a rash. When Pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days. What were you in your former life?

You got a PSG-1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save Meryl!

Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills. I just had no choice but to have you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

Honestly though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Snake, there is a fork in the conveyor belt. The machine is automatically sorting cargo according to some system. Take a good look at the device.

Big Boss here. Enter the track on the bridge to the right. Over.

Snake, like Shakespeare said " Nought's had, all's spent, where our desire is got without content." Basically what it means is that your desire can get you into a lot of trouble if you're not careful. That goes for items too. Don't get too greedy or you might be sorry. Be careful, Snake.

I say again. Your duty is to infiltrate Zanzibar Land. And seize Kio Marf, an abducted Czechoslovakian biologist.

Snake, they've input both detonation codes. The only way to stop the launch now is to use the card key to re-input the codes.

That reminds me, I saw Gubayama in Shibomnigee. He said to give you his best.

Snake, take the power plant out. Set C4 explosives on four key points to destroy the structure. Snake, destroy the power plant's main turbine. It's located on B1 floor of the plant. Break into the B1 floor.

I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP

Mind the gap.

I can't believe it - that someone who has committed all of those twisted acts in the women's bathroom would make it this far... this is the end of the world.


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User Reviews


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

remind me why this gem needed to be bumped?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

[thinks] Shit, what's she talking about? Nod. Look serious. I'm Di, she's Bashir.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

im glad ur back

Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SoTeRrIbLeItSuCkEd@MyBrAiN

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU Maltese.

Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh....this was pretty pointless but I LOVE MGS and the look reminded me of a hostage letter.

fgsfds

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-10 09:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd rather read the original maltese 's piece of shit posts than this.

Fuck off.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-10 09:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Only you would have the time to waste.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-10 09:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Again, something nobody on Uber did before...
+1 for making waves...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The tard floodgates are open again.

____________

Hahaha


You're really a fan, aren't ya ? It's good to have some opposition..


Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Again, something nobody on Uber did before...
+1 for making waves...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The tard floodgates are open again.

____________

Hahaha

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Again, something nobody on Uber did before...
+1 for making waves...


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-10 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The tard floodgates are open again.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-10 03:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That was strange.

...I thought you quit Uber

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-10 03:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


weird.


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-09 20:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-09 20:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

interesting effect

Submitted by TimetoDance (user info) at 2007-03-09 20:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get this trash off the front page

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-09 20:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow, you're just as bad as the real McCoy!

good job!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-09 19:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations on winning that Retard Of The Year award!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-09 19:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What did you expect, really?

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-09 19:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Worthless.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-03-09 19:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

really hard to read, spaz.


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