Here’s to Heroes (358 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.9 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by drug_addled_misanthrope (View user info) at 2007-03-05 17:13:13 EST
Hunter, Lee and Hendrix are all dead and gone,
Their shoulders are buried too deep to stand upon,
Marley's religion was his music, peace and death,
Who knows what caused Morrison's final breath?
Heroes are fallen like Kings in on the field,
Luther's fighting spirit was forced to yield,
Thirty-nine his lot, Hicks had seven less,
George and John left Beatles in distress.
Syd's crazy diamond fell shattered on the floor,
Janis is gone, Jerry's been shown the door,
Keef's still here, defying them all again,
Shane's already there, only question's when.
Ronnie (and some others) had to come back down,
Cash got on his horse and left this dusty town,
Along with Freddie who took all that was unique,
While after the moon did Entwhistle seek.
User Reviews
Submitted by d_a_m (user info) at 2007-03-07 00:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:35:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
This isn't as bad as all that. And I like the cartoon, too.
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If I've reached just that one guy, then really, it's all...well, no, not really. But cheers for the appreciation anyway.
"Bruce and Brandon, exit stage left on the show,
A mystery what did for Bruce, for Brandon, a crow..."
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Bruce Lee's dead?!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This isn't as bad as all that. And I like the cartoon, too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-05 18:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, Flarn and Foamy are dead and gone
Accounts left unattended far too long,
That Jewtoast's practice should now be denied
Is something that The Dude would not abide.
Users are falling like panties on my face
And though the pricks and alters do disgrace
This black on white existence that we share
Would we improve were these douchebags not there?
Tony's fat, we get it - he should die
And proffuckface should kiss his ass goodbye
But really, though the frog LaFlamme be rude
Would TigerLily's posts be as reviewed?
So while you're flaming haters, just recall
That rimjob princes need to be involved,
For every post that makes you laugh or queef
There's one inspiring "shut the fuck up, Maltese."
Submitted by d_a_m (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamit, I don't suppose proof-reading the thing first to ensure each line actually had an even number of beats would have helped the rating? There were about three mistakes in that department, after all.
No?
Didn't think so. Skate it off.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked the cartoon.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bring back the dumb Wiccan chick.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Negative Negative Negative Negative.
Minus two minus two minus two minus two.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
leik omg?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just in case you are desperate misanthrope
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought this was going to be about "Heroes" on NBC. Color me disappointed.