UberMadness IV - FINAL WRAP-UP (2894 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: 1.1 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2007-02-27 08:14:50 EST
WHOA!
UberMadness is OVER. AGAIN!
But WHOM WON? And WHY?
Jack_McCallum!
AGAIN?!
YES!
Congratulations to Jack, and thank you to all who participated and voted. Special thanks to Bart, Razor, the UM committee, and especially Snark, the lord high executioner, for running such a tight ship. For now, I leave you with the final bracket and a case... of...
UBERMADNESS.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-09-15 19:36:47 EDT (#)
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And get Bart himself to run it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-15 19:14:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-09-15 18:40:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-15 18:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-16 00:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring back UM
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And let Jack compete.
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And institute a preemptive ban on Method during the duration of the contest.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-09-15 18:40:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-15 18:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-16 00:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring back UM
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And let Jack compete.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-15 18:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-16 00:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring back UM
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-16 00:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring back UM
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf you talking about ax?
also - bring back UM
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-08-15 20:43:20 EDT (#)
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whoah, why is the Ubermadness link up on the front page?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss ubermadness.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-30 18:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to go and read all of the UMIV entries, and it was a big pile of SHIT!!!
I will say that Mr. McCallum won it fair and square, regardless of the moronic comments by StrawbeeryDoucheBag, Craul, and the other idiots who write dogshit.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2krVT5R9PQ
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-28 22:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COME BACK!
please?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-01 03:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber is filled with interesting shit, and it's good to see its chosen representative is the person most full of it.
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hahahhahhaa...
it's interesting that so many people left ubersite right after this thing finished.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-27 19:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A good time was had by all
Shows what YOU know, Spanky.
No, there wasn't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-27 19:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A good time was had by all
Shows what YOU know, Spanky.
No, there wasn't.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So uh...
Are our entries gonna be put into our personal collections anytime soon?
Not pressuring, I realize bart's a busy dude. Just wondering.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-05 13:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally remembered to finish what I started:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/FunnyAsCancer/UMIVVotesFinal.jpg
My MSPaint entry wins, for pure controversy. Most votes that round, woo!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UM I was still the best one.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-28 02:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay! Fuck is talking to me again! I though the incident with the garden hose, the 6 pint milk bottle, and the traffic warden with 15 knitting needles would have put her off.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2007-02-28 00:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:49:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah - Congrats, Jack
Thank you Snark and Razor!
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just thought I'd take this, my one and only chance to get on top of Crystle ;)
On a semi-serious note, thanks to you, JMG114, for the work YOU did supporting everyone above and below... and also your amazing story writing. Great job!
I think I just figured out the saying, "the best things in life are free" i.e. None of you authors got paid a dime but you worked your asses off and gave the rest of us some amazingly high quality stories and/or entertainment. You all have an incredible work ethic. Thanks to you all.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-28 00:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack has won every Ubermadness that wasn't rigged and that he was allowed to participate in. FTW.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh - it might be just me, but I don't think she's joking...
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-27 21:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:59:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, Jack...
...for cheating and getting away with it.
***************
It's over. Those jokes are old and stale. Get a fucking clue.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-27 22:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:57:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:22:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank fuck.
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I just talked to fuck and she says you are very welcome.
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+2 for this comment alone.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-27 22:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 21:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
phew!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-27 21:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:59:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, Jack...
...for cheating and getting away with it.
***************
It's over. Those jokes are old and stale. Get a fucking clue.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-27 21:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-02-27 20:57:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, congrats once again Jack, and thanks to everyone who made this all happen.
Certainly an enjoyable experience for me.
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I hope you enter UMV. I'd be rooting for ya.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-02-27 20:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, congrats once again Jack, and thanks to everyone who made this all happen.
Certainly an enjoyable experience for me.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-27 19:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A good time was had by all
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-27 17:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i did not say I admired his writing (shudders) but I admire the fact that he sticks at it.
Whats the matter? Cum in your eye?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck that apollo, even i am a better writer than Jack
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man those last few rounds sure did prove this is a serious writers forum, didn't they?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber is filled with interesting shit, and it's good to see its chosen representative is the person most full of it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack:
I can honestly say (this is no shit - and I know you don't give a fuck about my opinion) but I do admire your persistance with this and with your writing in general.
If you don't make it as a writer at least no one can say you didn't try.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:40:33 (#)
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i didn't follow.
all i heard is that jack cheated then jack cried.
zZZZZzzzzzzzZzzzz
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You heard wrong on both counts. Bill O'Reily cleared things up on Fox News last night.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:40:33 EST (#)
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i didn't follow.
all i heard is that jack cheated then jack cried.
zZZZZzzzzzzzZzzzz
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops. I nearly forgot.
I think we should all thank Method and Apollo for making UMIV more exciting than any previous UM competition.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-27 13:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:05:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations Jack!
Thanks UM committee.
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The next time I ever say "Hey, let's get UberMadness going again!" just tell me to shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:22:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank fuck.
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I just talked to fuck and she says you are very welcome.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah - Congrats, Jack
Thank you Snark and Razor!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We'll call it UberUnderMadness....
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:23:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats. It was nice to see an all-Canadian final. Maybe one day thorpe and I will face off for an all antipodean matchup.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-27 12:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank fuck.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, Jack...
...for cheating and getting away with it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UM IV was still goin on? Congrats.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and beef? I think my asshole is finally beginning to unclench.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:54:07 EST (#)
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I'd like to nominate Snark for the Iron Stomach Award.
He ate shit for months on end and survived to tell the tale.
Of course that's the ONLY tale he tells now and his frineds are always telling him to please just shut the fuck up...
Anyhow, thanks for hanging in there.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, Jack.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-27 11:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Grats Jack and Beef.
Thank you for writing the type of stuff that made this whole thing worth doing.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 UM!!!!
Which entry was Jack's? I can't keep up with the bluffing and double bluffing and that.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations to Jack.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, so odd to click on a post and see names I recognize...
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Horray!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations Jack!
Thanks UM committee.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as well as snark did looking after these babies and all the drama that goes with, i think it can be done better, and simpler.
no committee, no questions, jsut one person making decisions.
and above all NO FUCKING INTERMINABLE DOUBLE-TRIPLE KNOCKOUT SEMI-COMEBACK, HALF IN HALF OUT OH LOOK YOURE STILL IN DESPITE HAVING LOST TWICE WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING THING EVER END ETERNAL SAGA OF BOREDOM.
its hard enough for most of the people here to concentrate on anything for longer than about 12.68 seconds, let alone a thousand posts over about 4 years, this also means the writers get shortchanged as their little opus' dont get the read they deserve. make it simple - if you lose, youre out. no places, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHO CAME ANYTHING OTHER THAN 1ST.
as far as the selection for the contestants and the shitfight that always ensues from people who think they really want to play, but have absolutely no fucking idea how difficult it actually is to dance like a little literary monkey every week for a couple months and forfeit out, jsut be cruel and only pick people you know, any leftover places get filled by others.
theres no prize, so be dictatorial - if people dont like it, then they can go and start their own one, simple.
and congrats jack on your win. you shoulda won about 4 weeks ago, anyway.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-27 09:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is total vindication for me.
I've supported Jack from day one through impossible odds back when he was a mere slip of a lad herding his cats in Canada through his meteoric rise to an American then on to world superstardom via this contest.
I have a lump in my throat now Horse87 oops sorry I meant Jack (that'll stay OUR little secret - wink) I hope you use this second victory as even more of a spring board for you than the last one was.
In short Jack.
I love you.
Stroke fluffy for me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-27 09:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats mccallum, step right up for your congratulatory beating
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-27 09:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, Jack.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-27 09:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
... and all is right with the world.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-27 09:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 congratulatory rating for Jack
+2000000 that UMIV finally ended
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did Horse87 emerge victorious?
I haven't really been following this never-eneding saga of mediocrity...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I stopped giving a shit about this self-important waste of space years ago.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:46:16 EST (#)
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I said Congrats, the fuck more do you want?
Well in, Jack.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WELL NOBODY ELSE WAS DOING IT
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...
...congratulations Jack.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:21:21 (#)
Ranking: -1
Now we can resume not giving a fuck?
****
Ah, the fine line between jealousy and stupidity...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont blame mccallum or even you or the committee
I blame all the weak minded idiots who cant think outside the box.
IF YOU WERE THE GENIUSES YOU THINK YOURSELVES TO BE I WOULD HAVE BEEN UBERLORD EVEN BEFORE I REGISTERED ON UBERSITE
sheep.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell is a "Ubermadness"?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats. It was nice to see an all-Canadian final. Maybe one day thorpe and I will face off for an all antipodean matchup.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Now we can resume not giving a fuck?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:17:49 (#)
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Tomorrow. We've decided to run them consecutively to prevent them from running non-consecutively.
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HAHAHHAHAH
please don't or I will kill thee.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:20:15 EST (#)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no more UM. have you no mercy!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:17:49 EST (#)
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Tomorrow. We've decided to run them consecutively to prevent them from running non-consecutively.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So when does UMV start?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:15:51 EST (#)
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Thank God.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2007-02-27 08:15:46 EST (#)
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If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson
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