Ubersite is cock full of rampant retards Part 2 (4251 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.16 on 163 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-02-15 12:06:26 EST
Back by popular demand, I have decided to write a part 2 to this shitfest. If you're not in here, I really don't care, but you can complain about it in the reviews, since life is all about who can get the most reviews and hits before they die, right? Maybe you'll show up in part 3. If anyone is offended by any of the commentary here, get the fuck off of Ubersite.
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Sicosemen - You really are on the intelligence level of a pen cap. Communicating with you is like attempting sign language with a gorilla that was just torn from his natural habitat. Stop sticking your penis into random sluts. You are a babbling redneck that lives in the sticks. You're not cool, you're not funny, and your shenanigans are incredibly sub-par. Leave it to the experts, mmkay?
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Maltese - Holy shit, get ready for an incredibly lonely life of world of Warcraft and stints on "Datelines To catch a Predator", because at the rate you're going, you're going to be hearing alot of "Holy fuck, you fell for it AGAIN?" out of Chris Hanson's mouth. "No, I don't recall telling that 13 year old girl online I would eat the corn out of her shit, officer."
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you - Eric Rice version 2.0,
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Shlongy - All right, your "shtick" is getting really fucking old, almost as quickly as you are. Congratulations, however, you've somehow overcome the aging process and have evolved into having a half-life, where scientists have to carbon date you every 6 months, because cutting you open to cut the rings is just inhumane. In the mean time, enjoy your golf and booze and delusions of grandeur, because guess what, Daisy? Having a pension and being able to live the rest of your life comfortably doesn't make you a super star. It makes you mediocre at best.
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Habeeb - Congratulations, tardo, on your 10,000th milestone post on "Da Bears". I'm pretty sure that the only reason you root for them is that their logo is emblazoned on the side of the helmet you have to wear every morning to get out of your racecar bed. Do you even have a clue about football, or is it just something the nurse uses to placate you while she cleans the feces you smeared all over the walls because "LOL I LIKES TO FINGER PAINT", even as you continue drooling and tugging at your retard restraints?
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Electro - I'm sorry Jeffrey, that I was ever mean to you. You have a mental disorder and it's not nice to make fun of you. Please continue creating your amazing animations and drawings that will shoot you into stardom when your parents drop dead and you're forced into a group home because you can't function without chockomut icecreams and "cold ones". Your head really is full of candy, isn't it?
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Ghola - You're not that hot - just because a group of virgins from Ubersite that have yet to discover that vaginas don't look and smell like beautiful flowers tell you you're the hottest girl on the planet, doesn't change the fact that you look like an 8 year old male Thai hooker. Yum Yum, indeed.
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Oathmeal - You have severe mental problems and you need to seek therapy or medication. I know that you can't admit it, because seriously, who wants to admit that they're an unfunny, suicidal, ego-maniacal, attention starved steroid abuser, but please, because I care so much about you, exterminate yourself immediately. This is your 848975th manifestation on this fucking website, and it's getting really tired.
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Jack Mccallum - You're a gullible loser that is banking on making it big with a book that your own mother uses as kindling for the fireplace. Ubermadness is gay, you're a homosexual cat herder, and you need to get a fucking clue about how the 'real world" works. The fact that you get an erection when your cat sits in your lap and purrs is a sure sign that you need endless hours of therapy.
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Orgasmatron - Yet another semi-literate yokel with average looks that is put on a pedestal because he can make things rhyme. Again, as with Ghola, the girls that fawn over you are manly and grotesque (read: sacrilicious), so don't get your fucking head too swelled buddy, because it's all relative.
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Lisa - You're an angsty cunt and you have nice twiggy, yet shapely legs, and that makes you hot. Plus I find the fact that Kaos King despises you so much because you're the type of cute girl that he'll never bang, HYSTERICAL.
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Kaelic - Getting ahead of yourself seems to be the story of your life, buddy. You need to lay off the caffeine, take a deep breath, and slow down a bit. You jump the gun way too much, and you're way too anxious to get life over with. have some Fucking patience, because at this rate, I'm pretty sure you'll still be alive at your own funeral, your arms crossed over your chest, telling the priest to "get a move on".
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ETS - You've embarassed yourself enough already. Nothing I can say here will outdo the damage you've already done to your reputation.
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Kaos King - I think that you have an excellent mind for horror and macabre, but it just unfortunately doesn't translate to paper too well, since it seems that you were home schooled by a pack of wild ferrets, and couldn't spell your own name if your life depended on it.
Keep plugging away though, I'm sure you'll eventually become a famous writer, although your royalty checks will be severely depleted since you'll be forced to pay a veritable army of editors to turn your chicken scratch into something intelligible.
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Axolotl - I don't need to say anything here. Just watch the video and see this 16 year old acne ridden faggot in all his glory -
http://www.yikers.com/video_video_blogger_goes_crazy_and_cries.html
User Reviews
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-25 12:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I need a shit
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-25 09:59:23 EDT (#)
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heheh
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-25 06:09:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2007-03-20 00:41:34 EDT (#)
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I've been gone for about a year so I don't know who about 85% of these people are, yet I still laughed. Do me next!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I choked on my water.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:00:24 (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:38:36 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:33:46 (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:46:49 (#)
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How many crowbars do you own? Describe the last personal incident in which one was required.
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I didn't realize this was directed at me, I had no idea what you were talking about. I don't own any...?
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You lie Harbinger. In Greece they separate the men from the boys.
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with what, a crowbar?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever pooped marbles?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:39:20 EST (#)
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Stop calling me you fuckin tard
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2007-02-20 09:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COME ON GEORGIE!!! WE CAN REDO THE LOVE SCENE FROM LAWRENCE OF ARABIA! THIS TIME I'M THE ARAB!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-19 23:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a list I don't mind not making.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-02-19 23:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, I made a list.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:21:08 EST (#)
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"vaginas don't look and smell like beautiful flowers.."
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT METHOD YOU CRETAN
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-19 20:00:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:38:36 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:33:46 (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:46:49 (#)
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How many crowbars do you own? Describe the last personal incident in which one was required.
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I didn't realize this was directed at me, I had no idea what you were talking about. I don't own any...?
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You lie Harbinger. In Greece they separate the men from the boys.
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with what, a crowbar?
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhaahhhahahah...snickerchortle..
**falls to the floor, clutches chest, gasps a last giggle and DIES laughing**
Thanks, I needed that....
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:25:59 EST (#)
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Another fucking list I didn't make...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:07:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-19 07:05:51 (#)
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Actually, I think you're subconsciously channeling your own answer...
"Is PARAnoia ever NORMAL?"
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:57:33 (#)
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PS: I NEVER leave the blinds open at night, and if forced to do so, I will check the wall behind my head to ensure there are no wandering red laser dots.
I think people are out to get me because they ARE. If reading the papers over the past 5 years has taught me nothing, it's that Big Brother is already here...we just don't know it yet!
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-19 06:52:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear rattling sometimes above the ceiling of my apartment...and I'm on the top floor. Only thing up there is attic space...and the Secret Service? FBI?
I talk to them sometimes as if I know they're listening. I call them motherfuckers and tell them how good their mothers and sisters were in bed.
I call them out by name, imagining that one might actually be right and they'll think I'm some kind of double agent mole.
When I used to talk to FA across the pond, we'd hear clicks on the phone line all the time. I pretty much KNEW someone was listening anyway, so we just started saying all the keywords and phrases we could think of, like "bomb" and "president" and "assassinate", daring Steve - that's what we called our personal NSA agent assigned to our file, Steve - to do something about us.
He hasn't yet. I think Steve actually took a liking to us after a while.
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Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-18 11:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-17 23:23:33 EST (#)
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I'm back
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 19:34:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-17 18:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mean, but amusing. Especially calling Jack a 'cat-herder.' That's good stuff.
I see that I don't make your list -- so I'm going to assume that I am not a retard. Go Team Me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:00:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:59:02 (#)
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Well, time to correct you, since you love being an asshole. (OMG YOU MUST BE THE REAL MR.ASSHOLE!)
Electro - I'm sorry Jeffrey, that I was ever mean to you. You have a mental disorder and it's not nice to make fun of you. (I have a mental disorder? Wow. I didn't realize Mild-Autism was a disorder. I still kick ass anyway.)
*dies*
i didn't realise autism was a disorder.
what did you think it was?
a super power?
YOU INSUKTS CANNOT HURT ME I HAVE MY MILD AUTISM SUPER POWER! I HAVE NO FEELINGS! INSULT AWAAAAAAAAY!
*flies off into the night piss stained cape flapping into his gummy bear smeared lips*
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic Method post, classic Uber responses.... what a wonderful world.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:06:41 EST (#)
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I should deduct points for not linking to the original post. Stop investing so much time in hate and vitriol and spend a little more time making things easy for me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:31:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:42:58 (#)
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haha axolotl posted a new video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGRc5b3iD4
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ive determined those are shenanies. ive known some socialy inept people in my days, but nobody is that bad.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:48:24 EST (#)
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haha I fell for it
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:42:58 EST (#)
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haha axolotl posted a new video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGRc5b3iD4
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:38:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:33:46 (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:46:49 (#)
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How many crowbars do you own? Describe the last personal incident in which one was required.
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I didn't realize this was directed at me, I had no idea what you were talking about. I don't own any...?
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You lie Harbinger. In Greece they separate the men from the boys.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
after seeing what arnold did to that guy with a crowbar in Commando...i'd go for the crowbar. considering i was short of a 50 cal i could hold on one hip, going full auto and snipe everyone in the face like he does.
i rented that movie not long ago.
awesome memories
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
personally i use a baseball bat. better reach than the crowbar.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:33:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:46:49 (#)
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How many crowbars do you own? Describe the last personal incident in which one was required.
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I didn't realize this was directed at me, I had no idea what you were talking about. I don't own any...?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:27:39 EST (#)
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the lord sez answer the fookin' question
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:19:38 EST (#)
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If you want a link, email me or send me a message through gayspace.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
24 hours is up thorpezilla, i demand a post
method, show me a link to your fake gold jewelry site, i need to get something cheap for my wife
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:00:20 EST (#)
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I liked it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-02-16 12:34:31 EST (#)
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nice pussy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:32:05 EST (#)
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haha get to it Thorpy! And I'm pretty sure you can get away with tearing into everyone like this and not getting burned at the stake. You're cuddly and lovable.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:30:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:18:48 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 10:22:36 (#)
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None of you would believe the amount of lame I am going to unleash on the front page in the next twenty-four hours.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-16 09:32:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-16 09:08:49 (#)
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But Caul... its YOUR tight lil' bum I'm imagining Method abusing!!!
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that's called gay porn. why would you imagine that!?
hint: you're gay :-O
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-16 09:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love you Method
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-16 09:08:49 EST (#)
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But Caul... its YOUR tight lil' bum I'm imagining Method abusing!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 06:52:10 EST (#)
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lmao Caul
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 06:51:44 EST (#)
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hahahahaah
Pwned by Kaos King AND electro! It's like a twofer!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-16 06:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-16 05:40:26 (#)
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And just to note - Ghola is WAY the fuck hotter than Lisa.
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"by saying she's ordinary and compare her with another woman she will feel competitive and be attracted to me because she'll want to conquer me!"
kaos king is using all the high school tricks!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-16 05:40:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:57:56 (#)
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I bet you he secretly masturbates to her photo at night and envisions them being together in a serious relationship, where she is turned on by his uniqueness and he is turned on by her ferocity.
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NO! No, no, no... I jerk off to the image of your hirsuit Greek cock buried in Caulaincourt's fey little bum.
Just like all those photographs you told me about teasingly in MySpace. Gah, get it right!
And just to note - Ghola is WAY the fuck hotter than Lisa. It's not that Lisa is "unattractive," it's just I don't care for who she is, or at least, who she CLAIMS to be on this site. Ghola, on the other hand, is adorable and cool as hell.
And as for my writing... YOU LEAVE MY FERRET PARENTS OUTTA THIS!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-16 02:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method just got owned.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, time to correct you, since you love being an asshole. (OMG YOU MUST BE THE REAL MR.ASSHOLE!)
Electro - I'm sorry Jeffrey, that I was ever mean to you. You have a mental disorder and it's not nice to make fun of you. (I have a mental disorder? Wow. I didn't realize Mild-Autism was a disorder. I still kick ass anyway.) Please continue creating your amazing animations and drawings (I will continue making them. I will be sure to do that.) that will shoot you into stardom when your parents drop dead and you're forced into a group home (LOLOLOL) because you can't function without chockomut (Wtf does chockomut mean? Coconut+Chocolate? Dogshit? Clarify this.) icecreams and "cold ones". (I don't drink.) Your head really is full of candy, isn't it? (Not really. I hardly eat candy anymore.)
You get a 0 because you seem to have your own Mental Disorder, fuckhead. :)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:43:54 EST (#)
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Nobody cares about me :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Imma make you suck my fist, Stephanopoulos.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:19:49 EST (#)
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Yeah Lisa, how did Caul patronized you?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.. shit that's funny. Is this what it's like before someone goes apeshit and shoots up their office then all the neighbors tell the local news team what "a quiet guy he was" and "he never caused any trouble, just kept to himself and waved while he was getting the morning paper"?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:05:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:00:26 (#)
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It makes sense to be patronized by Caulaincourt, champion of benevolence and all things mature.
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how did i patronized you?
i patronized kaos_king.
if anything, i'm defending you, silly. sure i called you a dumb cunt, but you know, that's like protocol when adressing each other. i'm a fucking faggot. you're a dumb cunt. it's fair. :-D
but kaos_king jerks off watching your latest camwhore, climaxing over your pretty legs. is that image well impregnated? yeah?
now think about that the next time you're about to orgasm...rofl!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:49:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:08:57 (#)
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STOP +1-ING ME YOU CUNT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still scaring all the pigeons.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:18:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 10:22:36 (#)
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None of you would believe the amount of lame I am going to unleash on the front page in the next twenty-four hours.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:18:03 EST (#)
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I know these things are meant to be a deterrence, but they actually make me want to have achieved such a level of recognition on this site that I can say all this crap about people and not be hated for it.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:00:26 EST (#)
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It makes sense to be patronized by Caulaincourt, champion of benevolence and all things mature.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
another list I didnt make, probably for the best really
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:02:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet another list I'm glad I didn't make.
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That's some decent hate.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Heated
1. list of people who are gay (265 heat)
2. 2007 uber users list (111 heat)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:40:54 EST (#)
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and you're not helping
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-02-15 19:36:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:53:41 (#)
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Everytime I see one of these, my brain sees "Ubersite is full of cocks."
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:56:25 EST (#)
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I saw your pitcher you look like a naked bulldog who just lost his chewtoy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And you're the king right?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
to whom it may concern,
your egregious error in neglecting to mention me and giving my tender ego its due is really the final straw. failing to spend 15 seconds thinking of some stock-standard, middle of the road insult to write about me so i feel remembered and 'part of the gang' is not only rude, its just plain MEAN. i am writing to inform you that i shall be sending a formal letter of complaint to the trusty administrators of this site, and furthermore another letter to my local member of parliament (i think that equates to a congressman for you savages).
i look forward to not only seeing you removed once and for all from this otherwise wonderful site, but also to hearing of your demise 'in real life', or 'irl' as you internet hackers put it.
regards,
cool ubersite user.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet another list I'm glad I didn't make.
The Maltese and Sicosemen lines both got me to spit coffee from my nose, which only goes to reinforce my employee's belief that I am some sort of psychopath, though the Napoleon hat and the musket probably don't help.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:15:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH NOES !!!!1
CONSPIRACY THEORY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEzQVyFbfUE
Daxflame xposed as a fake!
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The person who made this is a fucking loser. wow.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:54:00 EST (#)
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though both posts are bashing users yours seems to have slightly more intelligence
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:52:31 EST (#)
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Most Heated
1. list of people who are gay (226 heat)
2. Ubersite is cock full of r... (77 heat)
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huh still a large gap
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH NOES !!!!1
CONSPIRACY THEORY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEzQVyFbfUE
Daxflame xposed as a fake!
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shameless hitwhoring shenanigans.
You could have at least attempted to be funny...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
. have some Fucking patience, because at this rate, I'm pretty sure you'll still be alive at your own funeral, your arms crossed over your chest, telling the priest to "get a move on". """"
hahaha
The kid in those videos is fucking scary. I tried laughing, but I'm more creeped out than anything. I'm going to sleep with a baseball bat tonight.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Carbon-14 has a half life of almost 6,000 years; re-carbon-dating something every six monthes makes zero sense. Then again, the statement "evolved into having a half life" also makes zero sense. Then again you, and everything that you type, makes zero sense because you are a raging dumbass. You have failed at life. Stop trying.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
revision:
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:18:57 (#)
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I give up.
YES METHOD IS RIGHT ALL THOSE VIDEOS ARE OF ME
ME THE REAL AXOLOTL, BERNICE HAUCK, 94 ROCKFELD LANE NORTH CALDWELL NJ
please send me spam and horse porn
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Jack Mccallum - You're a gullible loser that is banking on making it big with a book that your own mother uses as kindling for the fireplace. Ubermadness is gay, you're a homosexual cat herder, and you need to get a fucking clue about how the 'real world" works. The fact that you get an erection when your cat sits in your lap and purrs is a sure sign that you need endless hours of therapy.
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Truth = auto +2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-15 16:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I give up.
YES METHOD IS RIGHT ALL THOSE VIDEOS ARE OF ME
ME THE REAL AXOLOTL, JEFFREY HAUCK, 94 ROCKFELD LANE NORTH CALDWELL NJ
please send me spam and horse porn
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everytime I see one of these, my brain sees "Ubersite is full of cocks."
I'm like, "well, yeah."
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious this is.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you he secretly masturbates to her photo at night and envisions them being together in a serious relationship, where she is turned on by his uniqueness and he is turned on by her ferocity.
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btw, I try to encourage this scenario whenever possible.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agreed with 9 of those.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Locksly, you seem to follow me around a bunch. If you ask nicely I'll let you slip it in.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Top of the list and you made pee shoot out of semen encrusted hole.
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OMG another example of simon pushing the envelope with his hard hitting humor stylez
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-15 15:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Axolotl and his chocolate syrup are ready to make me puke.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm... this kid seems almost TOO retarded to be real. he also reminds me of my little brother's friend in middle school, that kid was gonna pull a columbine.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:36:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Method - You like peener and shoot up drano. Your necrophelia is out of hand, and the daily emails you send me about wanting to give me a rim job are getting creepy.
...I would have said something negative, but that would just be mean.
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that's the REAL gift that keeps on giving.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How many crowbars do you own? Describe the last personal incident in which one was required.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how am I not on this list. look at #1 most heated. I am obviously retarded.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It sounds like the kind of thing I am interested in! Not bothered, just waiting for a ride after school and finding a post to camp.
VIEW MY PROOF
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i was referring to your audio post.
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ax, it is a spastic little homosexual boy who tries to lure his male science lab partner over to his house for an afternoon of degenerate anal love.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
U HAVE BEEN BEEBED..
NO WAIT
THINK THINK THINK
AWW GODDAMIT I BEEBED MASELF
RAAA
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98812
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method - You like peener and shoot up drano. Your necrophelia is out of hand, and the daily emails you send me about wanting to give me a rim job are getting creepy.
...I would have said something negative, but that would just be mean.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ax, basically a Goatse Jr., where he crys as someone that looks like caul shoves ridiculous (2 liters) items up his bum.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl seems bothered.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody describe those videos to me before I leave school, I'm interested to know what I'm supposed to be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a gift that keeps on giving?
what does that mean?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucker. await my video-voicewhore response shortly.
and if you do happen to find my youtube profile, email me first so I can delete all references to my school and personal information. I know you have a heart somewhere buried amongst the sweaty greek muscles of your embulgened chest.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:13:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
yes scourge, i love it when your male crème permeates my palate and when your monolithic phallus pounds into my anus which pulsates of excitment and anticipation that you'll explode into me to make me feel like I'm yours.
that's what you meant by 'sweet words' and 'gentle touch', right?
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but of course, my effervescent bubbly moonbeam.
ps, thank you for allowing your voice to now thunder through my head as i defile myself in unspeakeable ways. that was the gift that keeps on giving.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This didn't get less funny the second go around.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phenomenal...
and also like most things, funny cause it's true. HAHA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever you say, Daxolotl A.K.A. BERNICE
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, I can't click any of those videos because I'm in school, but they're not me. You will never find my Youtube account, I leave no paper trail.
I am deciding whether to post a REAL video of myself to counteract this shenanigans.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:01:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you he secretly masturbates to her photo at night and envisions them being together in a serious relationship, where she is turned on by his uniqueness and he is turned on by her ferocity.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha
i don't what's with this website and all the adults who are still stuck in adolescence but the entertainment never ends.
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most people don't really grow up anyway. they just get jobs and fake it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes scourge, i love it when your male crème permeates my palate and when your monolithic phallus pounds into my anus which pulsates of excitment and anticipation that you'll explode into me to make me feel like I'm yours.
that's what you meant by 'sweet words' and 'gentle touch', right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is why i used to try and fight with Caul.
it took me so long to realize that he needed nothing but sweet words and a gentle touch to make him mine.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you he secretly masturbates to her photo at night and envisions them being together in a serious relationship, where she is turned on by his uniqueness and he is turned on by her ferocity.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha
i don't what's with this website and all the adults who are still stuck in adolescence but the entertainment never ends.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man he's gonna kill me hahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you he secretly masturbates to her photo at night and envisions them being together in a serious relationship, where she is turned on by his uniqueness and he is turned on by her ferocity.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king : "lisa, go fuck yourself. i hate you very much. i wish you would die because i hate you so much! i have anger toward you, yes, anger. grrrrrrrr. you are the least nice person in the world. i dislike you a lot. >:-("
lisa: "ok"
kaos-king : "but aren't you gonna confront me so our discussion ends up with a passionate kiss like in chick flicks when a girl a guy fight?"
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY FUCK U U DIRTY GREEK SOB GREASEBALL FUCK
GO SELL SOME MORE JEWELERY
FUCKO
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i loved the kaos_king part by the way.
i think lisa is a bit of dumb cunt but seeing kaos hating her on purpose is hilarious. what i mean is he's doing what ugly chix do when they are interested into a guy who doesn't notice them: "maybe if i'm a bitch i will stand out of the crowd and he will be attracted to me because i reject him! lololol!" a tactic which usually fall shorts.
kaos king, aka bam bam bigelow, obviously has no real animosity toward lisa (it shows in his half-hearted 'insults'), he's just a fragile kid who wants to be held by a girl once.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well it fucking sucks today
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the comments on youtube are priceless
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he sounds like he s gonna throw up
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mduCrWpZZw
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omfg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_MDT7bNaNI
this guy is either a comedy genius or serious tard. hahahahha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not so sure Caul, that's exactly how 15-16 year old kids act in America. Sad but true.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:41:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
That really is Axolotl - more videos here
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Daxflame
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this is so fake...come on, he's acting like a charicature.
oh well, i guess i'm gonna have to content myself with the retard of UBer :-/
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
99.876% True
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.yikers.com/video_video_blogger_goes_crazy_and_cries.html
i laughed so fucking hard...i wish this was real lmao
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:03:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:39:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your ideas intrigue me and I'ld like to subscribe to your newsletter."
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Stray not too far from the fold, MyTee. The devil takes on many forms and his music, it is a-sweet.
I suggest you mull over Shamone 3:14-25 - "And then did the Greek appear, and cast his shadow upon the land. For he had blocked the sun, you see. The cities burned with gheyness, and the rank stink of expired Mediterranean cheese rose to the highest mountaintops. But the faithful did gather and pray, and all of the Enemy's gold jewelry faded and turned green. He was proven false, and cast out by his oversized head. Then the strippers came and everyone lost themselves in freaky sex acts until Monday came around again."
All hail.
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there really should be a way to add a +2 to the reviewer.
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Amen, sister.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
here have another +1
:D
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
did you just call me a dolphin?
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.yikers.com/video_video_blogger_goes_crazy_and_cries.html
holy shit i can not stop laughing. anyone that read this and didnt click the link needs to click it now
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD THATS SO ANNOYING JUST FUCKING -2 ME OR 0 ME OR +2 ME, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FLIPPANT?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
STOP +1-ING ME YOU CUNT
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
strippers > nachos
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:39:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your ideas intrigue me and I'ld like to subscribe to your newsletter."
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Stray not too far from the fold, MyTee. The devil takes on many forms and his music, it is a-sweet.
I suggest you mull over Shamone 3:14-25 - "And then did the Greek appear, and cast his shadow upon the land. For he had blocked the sun, you see. The cities burned with gheyness, and the rank stink of expired Mediterranean cheese rose to the highest mountaintops. But the faithful did gather and pray, and all of the Enemy's gold jewelry faded and turned green. He was proven false, and cast out by his oversized head. Then the strippers came and everyone lost themselves in freaky sex acts until Monday came around again."
All hail.
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there really should be a way to add a +2 to the reviewer.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You LOVE me! You really LOVE me!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Re: Habeeb, I have only one thing to say: "Mommy! Method is reading my mind again!"
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:39:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your ideas intrigue me and I'ld like to subscribe to your newsletter."
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Stray not too far from the fold, MyTee. The devil takes on many forms and his music, it is a-sweet.
I suggest you mull over Shamone 3:14-25 - "And then did the Greek appear, and cast his shadow upon the land. For he had blocked the sun, you see. The cities burned with gheyness, and the rank stink of expired Mediterranean cheese rose to the highest mountaintops. But the faithful did gather and pray, and all of the Enemy's gold jewelry faded and turned green. He was proven false, and cast out by his oversized head. Then the strippers came and everyone lost themselves in freaky sex acts until Monday came around again."
All hail.
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Hahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot...
+2 for a cute little kitty cat.
I don't have a fuzzy B&W one. It may be time to expand the herd.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I offer nachos.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're offering strippers? I'm in.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaahah
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:39:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your ideas intrigue me and I'ld like to subscribe to your newsletter."
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Stray not too far from the fold, MyTee. The devil takes on many forms and his music, it is a-sweet.
I suggest you mull over Shamone 3:14-25 - "And then did the Greek appear, and cast his shadow upon the land. For he had blocked the sun, you see. The cities burned with gheyness, and the rank stink of expired Mediterranean cheese rose to the highest mountaintops. But the faithful did gather and pray, and all of the Enemy's gold jewelry faded and turned green. He was proven false, and cast out by his oversized head. Then the strippers came and everyone lost themselves in freaky sex acts until Monday came around again."
All hail.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal - You have severe mental problems and you need to seek therapy or medication. I know that you can't admit it, because seriously, who wants to admit that they're an unfunny, suicidal, ego-maniacal, attention starved steroid abuser, but please, because I care so much about you, exterminate yourself immediately. This is your 848975th manifestation on this fucking website, and it's getting really tired.
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*cries*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the second line of the habeeb one is grrrrr-eat!!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Bernice :<(
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good roast. I can't wait to read the comments.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That really is Axolotl - more videos here
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Daxflame
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn this fucking internet, i left 2 similar comments
+2 for the picture!!!!!!!! :D
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omg that is NOT axolotl is it?!?!
"remeber when that bermice kid would talk to me... and teach me stuff.."
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your ideas intrigue me and I'ld like to subscribe to your newsletter."
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i thoroughly enjoyed this, you speak the truth very well
i got dibs on the next one
+2 for ths picture!
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"words are worse than someone throwing a sledge hammer at your crotch over and over and if your a girl being hit in the face with it" hahahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're one to talk about swelling, Water Weight.
I'm curious...does it hurt when you're getting canned? Because of your rampant knot hair, I mean. Having it stick to the guy's wrapped business and getting tugged on the downstroke. Ay, dios mio. Wax that star or give it a trim my good man. For your own sake if not Bruce's.
Or is it Tyler's night to play?
www.bagitbeforeyoutagit.com
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree with all of this
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, i have about three favorites from this list!
+2 for the picture
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:26:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Method
# Reviews written: 17374
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Yes, folks, that does indicate over seventeen thousand reviews.
Seventeen thousand.
Sweet Christ.
Get a life.
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and he's posted about 200 fewer messages than you.
dunno who that makes the bigger attention whore.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
more on Axolotl
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Daxflame
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HARD TO BELIEVE HE'S SINGLE AIN'T IT?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Top of the list and you made pee shoot out of semen encrusted hole.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where's the hate for ol shovelface?
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Method
# Reviews written: 17374
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Yes, folks, that does indicate over seventeen thousand reviews.
Seventeen thousand.
Sweet Christ.
Get a life.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MAY ST. STAVROS HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:50:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:22:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well well well.
Sorry Method. My apologies.
Turns out the anti-Jack campaign is being by JonnyX, not you.
And to the person who emailed me the proof, thanks.
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HAHA!
This is hilarious!
Jack, I _know_ that you're not horse87 - all I was going for is some shenanigans.
And you fell for it hook, line and sinker!!!!
This succeeded beyond my wildest expectations! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, if I meant to REALLY be cruel about it, why would I bother using my real ID instead of an alter? When you could easily find out who I am?
Man, you really ARE Oathmeal Senior...I had no idea that I could zing you this easily!
And as for the person who emailed you the 'proof'...remember, it was Barzini all along.
Thanks for the awesome hatepost, Jack! I LOVE the graphics!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY an upgrade
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you forgot the fag below.
i like lisa.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet another list I didn't make :(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"cut the rings" should say "count the rings"
Fuck off