Hustler Magazine Asks the Question: Was 9/11 an Inside Job? (2041 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2007-01-30 06:36:23 EST
Here are copies from the most recent Hustler Magazine editorial on 9/11.
While I am eternally grateful for heroes and civil liberties activists like Larry Flynt, I find it appallingly shameful that the mainstream media coverage of the biggest news story of the fucking century has to be relegated to the pages of a porno mag.
Of course, the bright side is, I get to take this as ultimate confimation that they are just about the only magazines worth buying.
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Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2007-03-22 18:30:09 EDT (#)
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That article had no new evidence. It's one paragraph repeating the same garbage everyones heard already, and the rest is a "Y da Gubmint wood doo sumpin lik dis."
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:31:21 EST (#)
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I don't think the term "ho's" is generally accepted for gay males...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:15:12 (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-31 03:27:30 (#)
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'While I am eternally grateful for hoes and civil liberties activists like Larry Flynt...'
...that's how I read that.
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If it wasn't for hos, I would have never gotten laid as a teenager.
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:27:58 EST (#)
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Haha it's true... Just replace Devil with "Bush" or "Corporate America" or "Defense Contractors" and you have described the ETS philosphy. What a fucking moron.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:59:49 (#)
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and let me repeat: you just can't link everything together so that you can blame some evil invisible power for your shortcomings like people did with the Devil.
it's true. you're like Christians. THE DEVIL DID IT!
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:57:06 EST (#)
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This is too easy for you now, ETS.
Well done.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:59:49 EST (#)
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and let me repeat: you just can't link everything together so that you can blame some evil invisible power for your shortcomings like people did with the Devil.
it's true. you're like Christians. THE DEVIL DID IT!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:54:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:38:18 (#)
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I really don't know why I bother with some of you stupid fucks.
"you also suggested the classic kennedy conspiracy yet every computer model indicates that the official story makes sense."
Fucking please.
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Brad Linzy's critical open mind, ladies and gentlemen.
Nice selective arguing too. Now do you have any counter argument because I must have seen half a dozen different documentaries which simulated the entire scene through computers (something that wasn't available) and considering the trajectory of the bullet that stroke both kennedy and connally, it couldn't come anywhere else than from that book store.
Are they part of the conspiracy too?
You're a political goth, ETS. And by that I mean that you think that being marginal makes you more intelligent and special. It secures you because you obviously can't stand being just an ordinary meaningless guy living in an ordinary world.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:11:51 EST (#)
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Then again, a terrorist attack wouldn't suprise me either. That's why it's up to science, and why I stay out of the debate. I'm no scientist.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:05:45 EST (#)
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I read it and found it interesting. I don't know enough about physics to refute or support it. Really, when I read anything scientific like that, I don't jump into the fray, as I consider myself the least qualified person in the world to do so.
Taking the science out and speaking straight political/social motivation, that scenario would not suprise me.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:59:21 EST (#)
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so i'm guessing the arrests in the uk are probably some bullshit too, huh? scare the public, that sorta thing. let them think that the gov't is on their side, when really it's just a bunch of who-dilly dun-dun bullshit. right?
jack ass.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:32:53 EST (#)
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Indeed.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:15:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-31 03:27:30 (#)
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'While I am eternally grateful for hoes and civil liberties activists like Larry Flynt...'
...that's how I read that.
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If it wasn't for hos, I would have never gotten laid as a teenager.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-31 03:27:30 EST (#)
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'While I am eternally grateful for hoes and civil liberties activists like Larry Flynt...'
...that's how I read that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-31 03:14:50 EST (#)
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so what can you really do
look, whats going to happen is we are going to watch it destroy itself from the inside, and you better be ready when the revolution comes.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:38:18 EST (#)
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I really don't know why I bother with some of you stupid fucks.
"you also suggested the classic kennedy conspiracy yet every computer model indicates that the official story makes sense."
Fucking please.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:23:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:31:09 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:11:02 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:10:15 (#)
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All I'm urging you people to do is to THINK CRITICALLY..."""
then...
It's an illusion. It's a brainwashing operation on a massive scale, and unfortunately, the general public is one of the main targets."""
ok, buddy...*scribbles on prescription*
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This kind of dismissal is precisely why people need to think critically for themselves, otherwise you're just going to have mobs of unthinking idiots getting behind any asshole pundit who comes along calling people crazy without good reason.
Call me insane all you like, but you should have a good reason for it before you go trying to convince others not to listen to me. The fact of te matter is, I can backup every single thing I say with concrete evidence. I can show you testimonies from hearings in the 1970s where the CIA not only admitted carrying out experiments on the American public without their knowledge, but offered their empty apologies for it.
The facts are on my side, and I will glady debate this all day if you like. Then we'll see which one of us is 'crazy'.
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what evidence do you have to offer about your theory on brainwashing in the media, that it doesn't just operate on public opinion to sell? because last time i check, the american media pretty much covered the entire political spectrum...how do you explain that?
you speak of operation northwood, why was the document declassified in the first place? to taunt the naive general public?
as for you 9/11 theories, they have been debunked over and over by various source but you refuse to change your mind. it's your choice, but don't ask us to be critical.
you also suggested the classic kennedy conspiracy yet every computer model indicates that the official story makes sense. oswald's brother himself told that the most ignored fact in this entire story was the mental state and precedents of his own brother.
you equate marginal thinking with critical thinking but you know brad, sometimes reality is just what it is: complex, boring and shitty. you just can't link everything together so that you can blame some evil invisible power for your shortcomings like people did with the Devil.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:05:36 EST (#)
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Seriously guys. That was all gone a LONG time ago (if there every was any). LOL.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:38:35 (#)
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Either read it and consider it, or don't. This has nothing to do with my 'credibility', dumbass.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:25:21 EST (#)
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Ill tell you who is crazy! Anyone that thinks that the conspiracy episode of southpark was just a joke.
matt and trey are 2 guys that saw the real truth and put it in southpark to tell the world, and yet it was ignored as a joke.
Look ->
THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORY IS A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!
the government created the conspiracy theory in order to seem all powerful.
anyone that cant see that is retarded. you can shield your eyes from this truth all you want brad but it remains a cold hard fact
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:22:05 EST (#)
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facts? what facts do you have on your side?
and predicting that the u.s. would 'blame' bin laden for attacks against the u.s. wouldn't be hard to predict, seeing as he had already done it, and was still the leader of one the largest terrorist organizations in the world.
but i'd really like to hear your facts on this.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:31:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:11:02 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:10:15 (#)
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All I'm urging you people to do is to THINK CRITICALLY..."""
then...
It's an illusion. It's a brainwashing operation on a massive scale, and unfortunately, the general public is one of the main targets."""
ok, buddy...*scribbles on prescription*
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This kind of dismissal is precisely why people need to think critically for themselves, otherwise you're just going to have mobs of unthinking idiots getting behind any asshole pundit who comes along calling people crazy without good reason.
Call me insane all you like, but you should have a good reason for it before you go trying to convince others not to listen to me. The fact of te matter is, I can backup every single thing I say with concrete evidence. I can show you testimonies from hearings in the 1970s where the CIA not only admitted carrying out experiments on the American public without their knowledge, but offered their empty apologies for it.
The facts are on my side, and I will glady debate this all day if you like. Then we'll see which one of us is 'crazy'.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:11:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:10:15 (#)
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All I'm urging you people to do is to THINK CRITICALLY..."""
then...
It's an illusion. It's a brainwashing operation on a massive scale, and unfortunately, the general public is one of the main targets."""
ok, buddy...*scribbles on prescription*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:05:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jesus.H.Christ (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:22:50 (#)
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Saints, on Ubersite?! Ha Ha Ha, what lovely though Homer, my son.
I'm afraid that is frowned upon sourge, please consult the bible.
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Jesus, your typing sucks.
Submitted by Jesus.H.Christ (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:22:50 EST (#)
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Saints, on Ubersite?! Ha Ha Ha, what lovely though Homer, my son.
I'm afraid that is frowned upon sourge, please consult the bible.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:15:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:11:04 (#)
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jesus those are hard to read.
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Put your mouse over the JPEGs and click to enlarge. You shoule be able to read them then.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:09:10 EST (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=X8kk9WdwtrM
Alex Jones predicted 9/11 months in advance and even said the government would likely use Bin Laden as a scapegoat. See what can happen if you pay attention! You can predict the future of world events!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:10:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:36:02 (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:31:37 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:45:19 (#)
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Idiots below...it's SUPPOSED to be tongue-in-cheek.
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Hmmmm. Probably true. Hard to tell anymore with ETS.
If so, I take back my -2 and give a +2 hereby averaging this rating out to what this post deserves, at best. 0.
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If this and previous posts like it are meant to be tongue in cheek, he's done a poor job of it. That's coming from someone who "gets" sarcasm and the whole lot, too. There's no payoff.
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There is no 'tongue-in-cheek' here. Maybe there is a little in some of the things I say, but on 9/11 being an inside job I am 100% serious and you will not hear me joking about it in any fashion. Why? because it has been and wil CONTINUE to be justification for some of the greatest atrocities in history.
It might take 1000 years for historians to finally catch on (if we live that long), but eventually, they will look back on this time and explain it in a way that actually makes sense, which can only lead them to the conclusion at which I've arrived...that our own government is responsible.
Why would they do such a thing? I don't know. Ask L.L. Lemnitzer. Ask the CEOs of Halliburton, DynCorp, The Carlyle Group, etc. Ask Eisenhower what he really meant by 'Military Industrial COmplex'. Ask him if he considered the 100,000+ contractors now operating in Iraq. Are they part of it? Ask him why the military seems to concentrate on only those areas of the world where major oil operations are happening.
Ask Kennedy whether HE thinks conspiracies can exist on such a broad scale... Being on the receiving end of one would probably have changed his mind had it not been blown out the BACK of his head.
I could go on and on here, but it's pointless. I watched a 2 hour long advertisement on the History Channel the other night for Fort Knox - a facility which at this point most likely contains not a scrap of gold within its walls (an audit has not taken place since 1975 and even then there are serious questions about its authenticity) - and I watched the Army exercises taking place about a 2 hour drive from where I live on some of the most advanced equipment in the history of mankind and wondered "who PAID for all this shit?"
If 9/11 didn't happen, could the Army justify having all this shit? Could they justify recruiting Disney special effects artists to design a fucking training course full of middle eastern-looking 'enemies' shouldering RPGs?
It's an illusion. It's a brainwashing operation on a massive scale, and unfortunately, the general public is one of the main targets.
All I'm urging you people to do is to THINK CRITICALLY when you see something on TV or read something in your newspaper. Ask yourself simple questions like: why am I hearing about this piece of news at this particular time? Who might benefit from this story coming out? Who is responsible for funding and publishing this newspaper or program? Knowing what I heard about CIA psychological operations the world over, is it outside the realm of possibility that I am, right now, a target of the same clever propaganda?
Just remember this...our government didn't spend billions of dollars in the 1950s and 1960s studying the human mind, giving LSD and other psychadelic and psychotropic substances to unsuspecting members of the general public, for nothing. Reading just a few minutes about MKULTRA or Operation Northwoods should be enough to arouse a thinking man's suspicions PERMANENTLY!
Anyone who can be aware of such things and not keep their guard up against a repeat scnenario is a blatant moron, in my humble opinion. It's the classic case of evolution at work. Those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it.
There is a whole other world going on right under your noses and you don't seem to fucking care. That's the saddest, most pathetic thing I can think of right there...that most people are so focuses on their own little slice of reality they fail to see through the wider lens.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:38:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:28:17 (#)
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Dude, seriously, are you getting your info from HUSTLER now?!
What little credibility you had has now left you.
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Fuck you. "Credibility....credibility..."
Fuck your 'credibility'.
I'm not GETTING information from anyone. I pretty much already know all the shit they can possibly say in an article about 9/11. I was merely pointing out the article so interested people could check it out.
Either read it and consider it, or don't. This has nothing to do with my 'credibility', dumbass.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:29:19 EST (#)
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hope you are making a mockery of hustler
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:11:24 EST (#)
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CLUTCH - The Mob Goes Wild Lyrics
Please allow me to adjust my pants
So that I may dance the good time dance
And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance
Give disease so the swine will marry and propagate lies.
Tough luck for elected officials. The beast you see got fifty eyes.
Bring it on home, spread the wealth. Play it cool, the hand's been dealt.
Now, all the odds are in our favor. Save the victory speeches for later.
Streets on fire, the mob goes wild,wild,wild.
Streets on fire, the mob goes wild.
21 guns, box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed
Delivered Federal Express on your mother's doorstep.
21 guns, box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed
Delivered Federal Express on your mother's doorstep.
Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni.
And that man on the T.V. who speaks to the dead, you know that man's a phony.
Everybody move to Canada and smoke lots of pot.
Everybody move to Canada right now. Here's how we do it:
Bum rush the border guard before he and his dog ever knew it.
Streets on fire, the mob goes wild,wild,wild.
Streets on fire, the mob goes wild.
21 guns, box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed
Delivered Federal Express on your mother's doorstep.
21 guns, box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed
Delivered Federal Express on your mother's doorstep.
Well alright.
21 guns, box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed Delivered Federal Express on your mothers doorstep.
21 guns,box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed Delivered Federal Express on your mother's doorstep.
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:06:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:00:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:30:29 (#)
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No I can see him too. We must all be blessed.
Jesus, are we supposed to all go forth and be saints now?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:50:53 (#)
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Jesus, I don't think anyone else has even realized you are here on Uber yet. Are you showing yourself only to me in an attempt to give me a spiritual re-awakening? Am I supposed to go and evangelize for you, Jesus?
Because that's not really my thing.
I'm more of a sinner type.
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I sure hope not homer.
I was planning on doing a few huge lines off a thai hookers sweaty ass after work and I think that might be frowned upon by JC here
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:57:58 EST (#)
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Hahah, yea that too.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:40:15 (#)
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Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:59:40 (#)
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for all of you who dont believe this story learn some physics
ill explain this with a simply anology.
if i drop a bowling ball onto a table, but it breaks the table and both fall to the ground, the table slows the bowling ball down. if i look back at the ball falling and see it falls so fast that it couldnt have been slowed by the table, the table must have already been broken and falling with the ball before the ball even hit it. Instead of a bowling ball and a table lets pretend its a building top and a building bottom. the falling top will hit the bottom and slow down, but wait, the top didnt slow down, we know it fell the same speed as it would fall if it didnt collide with anything on the way down. What can you conclude from this?
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It's not so much "physics" as it is "structural intergrity".
And who the fuck cares? When I let Charlie "Men at Work" Sheen and Huster "We're not known for journalistic integrity" Magazine tell me the way the world works is the day I put a bullet between my teeth and try to strike the primer with a hammer and nail. Sure, I'll miss a few times and hit myself in the face, but since I couldn't learn my lesson of not listen to those jagoffs why would I stop before I blew my brains out with blunt trauma?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:40:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:59:40 (#)
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for all of you who dont believe this story learn some physics
ill explain this with a simply anology.
if i drop a bowling ball onto a table, but it breaks the table and both fall to the ground, the table slows the bowling ball down. if i look back at the ball falling and see it falls so fast that it couldnt have been slowed by the table, the table must have already been broken and falling with the ball before the ball even hit it. Instead of a bowling ball and a table lets pretend its a building top and a building bottom. the falling top will hit the bottom and slow down, but wait, the top didnt slow down, we know it fell the same speed as it would fall if it didnt collide with anything on the way down. What can you conclude from this?
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It's not so much "physics" as it is "structural intergrity".
And who the fuck cares? When I let Charlie "Men at Work" Sheen and Huster "We're not known for journalistic integrity" Magazine tell me the way the world works is the day I put a bullet between my teeth and try to strike the primer with a hammer and nail. Sure, I'll miss a few times and hit myself in the face, but since I couldn't learn my lesson of not listen to those jagoffs why would I stop before I blew my brains out with blunt trauma?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:21:49 EST (#)
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This would have more credibility if it was coming from "Score" magazine, or maybe "Voluptuous". Everyone knows Hustler is just a mouthpiece for Bill O'Reilly and Fox News.
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Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:59:40 (#)
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for all of you who dont believe this story learn some physics
ill explain this with a simply anology.
if i drop a bowling ball onto a table, but it breaks the table and both fall to the ground, the table slows the bowling ball down. if i look back at the ball falling and see it falls so fast that it couldnt have been slowed by the table, the table must have already been broken and falling with the ball before the ball even hit it. Instead of a bowling ball and a table lets pretend its a building top and a building bottom. the falling top will hit the bottom and slow down, but wait, the top didnt slow down, we know it fell the same speed as it would fall if it didnt collide with anything on the way down. What can you conclude from this?
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I conclude that you suck at apostrophes, analogies, and analyses.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:02:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:59:40 (#)
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for all of you who dont believe this story learn some physics
ill explain this with a simply anology.
if i drop a bowling ball onto a table, but it breaks the table and both fall to the ground, the table slows the bowling ball down. if i look back at the ball falling and see it falls so fast that it couldnt have been slowed by the table, the table must have already been broken and falling with the ball before the ball even hit it. Instead of a bowling ball and a table lets pretend its a building top and a building bottom. the falling top will hit the bottom and slow down, but wait, the top didnt slow down, we know it fell the same speed as it would fall if it didnt collide with anything on the way down. What can you conclude from this?
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we can conclude a lot of things, mostly that you're a fucking retard. go figure out the overall weight of either one of the towers. then consider that the integrity of the floors well below the breaking point would be supporting the weight coming down on top of it (you don't actually think that each floor of a building supports all the weight above it, do you?). Then figure in that trying to decipher how much a table breaks the freefall speed of a bowling ball, even in slow motion, would be extremely minute.
Then we have to consider camera angle. Where is the building really collapsing? from the outside, or are giant elevator shafts also crumbling at the center? As these shafts crumble, is air pushed out, possible causing windows to exlopde? Hmm... let me know what you think.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:46:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:48:20 (#)
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you fucking idiot.
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Haw-haw-haw-haw.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:30:29 EST (#)
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No I can see him too. We must all be blessed.
Jesus, are we supposed to all go forth and be saints now?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:50:53 (#)
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Jesus, I don't think anyone else has even realized you are here on Uber yet. Are you showing yourself only to me in an attempt to give me a spiritual re-awakening? Am I supposed to go and evangelize for you, Jesus?
Because that's not really my thing.
I'm more of a sinner type.
Submitted by Jesus.H.Christ (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:06:08 EST (#)
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That is ok my son, I died so that you could sin and then repent on your death bed. (I would go with the whole repenting thing, or you will find yourself in a whole lot of trouble) Bless you.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:00:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:59:40 EST (#)
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for all of you who dont believe this story learn some physics
ill explain this with a simply anology.
if i drop a bowling ball onto a table, but it breaks the table and both fall to the ground, the table slows the bowling ball down. if i look back at the ball falling and see it falls so fast that it couldnt have been slowed by the table, the table must have already been broken and falling with the ball before the ball even hit it. Instead of a bowling ball and a table lets pretend its a building top and a building bottom. the falling top will hit the bottom and slow down, but wait, the top didnt slow down, we know it fell the same speed as it would fall if it didnt collide with anything on the way down. What can you conclude from this?
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:59:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:52:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:50:53 EST (#)
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Jesus, I don't think anyone else has even realized you are here on Uber yet. Are you showing yourself only to me in an attempt to give me a spiritual re-awakening? Am I supposed to go and evangelize for you, Jesus?
Because that's not really my thing.
I'm more of a sinner type.
Submitted by Jesus.H.Christ (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:43:22 EST (#)
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Many things made the baby Jesus cry, your idea of a post is a fine one scourge! You have been blessed truly with a questioning mind, make sure to thank your lord and saviour, me Jesus.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:29:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jesus.H.Christ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:36:55 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:58:12 (#)
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Alright, I'll pay $10 for this alter.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jesus.H.Christ
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My son, calling your lord Jesus Christ an alter is blasphemy, however I forgive you. Do not let this kind of thing happen again, lest you are struck down with a mysterious, uncureable illness.
Amen.
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Jesus, what made you cry as a baby? You should do a post about it here on Uber.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Care.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait..... none of those were porn? Fuck that!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How are people stupid enough to buy into this garbage? You don't even need any fucking evidence. Simple logic tells you:
A government strong enough, competent enough, ruthless enough and willing enough with the proper resources to bring the world trade center and 3,000 innocent US citizens AND KEEP IT A SECRET would have no problem making stupid fucks like Alex Jones and the loose change fucking retards disapear. Faked accident, suicide, freak disease, heart attack - no fucking problem. No problem for a government with that type of capability, competence and lack of morals. "But there are too many of us" the idiot conspiracy theorists scream - yes but there are only a limited number of asswipes motivating this shit - Alex Jones, the loose change fuck tards and a hand full of others. Take those guys out in seperate inconspicuous manners and this movement of lunacy dies a quick and silent death.
Submitted by Jesus.H.Christ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:58:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, I'll pay $10 for this alter.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jesus.H.Christ
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My son, calling your lord Jesus Christ an alter is blasphemy, however I forgive you. Do not let this kind of thing happen again, lest you are struck down with a mysterious, uncureable illness.
Amen.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
same shit, different day.
seriously dude, you need to stop spouting off that the mainstream media doesn't give this enough attention. because they have. they've given it as much as it deserves. it's just that it doesn't deserve a whole lot because anyone worth their salt can see that there was no conspiracy.
why is it so hard for you to believe that there are people on the other side of the world that simply don't like us?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:28:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, seriously, are you getting your info from HUSTLER now?!
What little credibility you had has now left you.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Captain, unfortunately this guy is serious. Ray guns in outter space, controlled demolition, you name it this fucking whack job is open to it - anything besides the reality that camel jockeys in some airplanes brought those buildings down.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:45:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Idiots below...it's SUPPOSED to be tongue-in-cheek.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking idiot.
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honestly, I haven't read any of your shit that I can remember, including this post. From previous reviews, however, I gather that you tend to be a bit of a crazy conspiracy theorist of sorts. If I'm off the mark, you have my sincere apologies. My point is, well, hmmmmm.... Wait. I'm drunk. My whole point was to +2 you for being a crazy conspiracy theorist. The world needs more crazies. Wow. Writing all that out makes it sound kinda stupid. Well, you get a +2 for that as well.
Ya crazy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, I'll pay $10 for this alter.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jesus.H.Christ
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm. I wonder who's on Al Goldstein's shit list?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:31:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:45:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Idiots below...it's SUPPOSED to be tongue-in-cheek.
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Hmmmm. Probably true. Hard to tell anymore with ETS.
If so, I take back my -2 and give a +2 hereby averaging this rating out to what this post deserves, at best. 0.
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If this and previous posts like it are meant to be tongue in cheek, he's done a poor job of it. That's coming from someone who "gets" sarcasm and the whole lot, too. There's no payoff.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:45:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Idiots below...it's SUPPOSED to be tongue-in-cheek.
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Hmmmm. Probably true. Hard to tell anymore with ETS.
If so, I take back my -2 and give a +2 hereby averaging this rating out to what this post deserves, at best. 0.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 disrespecting hustler
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Idiots below...it's SUPPOSED to be tongue-in-cheek.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ever wondered why it's not the biggest news of the century?
i'll help you: it doesn't make any sense.
i love alex jones' reedited movie...THE CONSPIRATORS ARE DENYING US THROUGH WEBSITES LIKE POPULAR MECHANICS!
find something to rebel about.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE TO READ THE FREAKIN ARTICLES!!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Look!
There's an interview with Massive Attack.
Good to see them getting some US press coverage...
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jesus.H.Christ (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:41:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST let it go already.
"""
You should not take my name in vain, my son.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:57:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:53:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
*Yawn* Don't you get tired of making the same post over and over and over....
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All politics are is repetition.
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I agree with the above statement, but politics do not dwell on the exact same subject repititiously. They at least take a sidebar tangent onto something else like global warming, Kim Il Jong, Women, etc. There's gotta be some new light to the "ETS" political agenda. How many conspiracy posts dealing with 9/11 can there be....don't answer that; we are talking about ETS.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:28:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, seriously, are you getting your info from HUSTLER now?!
What little credibility you had has now left you.
PS you've covered this ground in every single one of your last posts, and this adds nothing to your arguments other than lowering your credibility.
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
conspiracy theorists are fucking dumb, they're like psychics and evangelists
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:53:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
*Yawn* Don't you get tired of making the same post over and over and over....
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All politics are is repetition.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:51:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if *those* photos are airbrushed, too.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*Yawn* Don't you get tired of making the same post over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if *those* photos are airbrushed, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hustler also asked how far you could stick your dick into Ms. January's gaping pink honeyhole.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, seriously, are you getting your info from HUSTLER now?!
What little credibility you had has now left you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-30 07:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
jesus those are hard to read.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, do you know how much trouble I can get into at work for accessing pages from Hustler? Well, not a lot because the computer is being pulled apart after tommorrow when the new company takes over but still...
Anyway, this was better than before. Although you might want to put things in context when you champion Larry Flynt as a pioneer in the battle for civil liberties.
On a related note, did it also slip by the mainstream press that the US deployed a second aircraft carrier to the Gulf? The Independent quoted Dick Cheney as saying it sent a "strong signal" to Iran.
Dark times.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You trust Hustler!? They even fake their breasts!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, if Charlie Sheen and a porn mag can't convince people of the conspiracy; nothing will.
You hear that?
Nothing. Will.
Jesus. Really reaching for it now, ain'tcha Brad?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sorry..... not even going to read it.
You are getting lazy ETS.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did they mention me?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST let it go already.