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Submitted by Fey (View user info) at 2007-01-26 12:47:03 EST
Please, allow me to take a moment to express my contempt for you. I do this in order to give you the coordinates of my starting point, the platform from which I write. Allow me, if you would, this opportunity to profess my profound and utter disgust with what you represent. With the attraction it implies, hate is not the word to describe my feelings. Perhaps loathe.
I am sure that some of you are wondering what in the hell of high seas you could have done to me. Presumably, others of you have already stopped reading, and for that act of will I applaud you. But for the simpletons, the ones who choose to look at life using only one dimension, I will explain.
You are human. You are a greedy, grubby, inconsiderate, self-serving and innately destructive creature. A misleadingly complex lifeform, driven largely by it's base needs. You sex, you sleep, you eat, you defecate. At the risk of sounding Gaian in my idealogy, you pollute. Boiling it down to something more basic, you do not have the capacity to recognise consequences of your actions, you cannot prevent yourself from fouling your own nest. Both figuratively and literally. In both the physical world and your relationships to other humans.
And at this point, some of you are doubtlessly thinking "but hang on, you're human too". Oh, ye brilliant ones. Congratulations, you have spotted the flaw in my otherwise infallible logic.
The thing with humans is this; we are so easy to loathe en masse. But some, an endearing few, redeem themselves through actions or thoughts. They redeem themselves by being, in and of themselves, worthwhile.
And I know my redeeming features. I do not know yours.
There is one more thing I wish to clarify. I am not here for your sake.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not stalking you, these are on the MRR.
I like what you're doing here.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, yeah... Fey. As long as you're not Fey Wheldon we'll be fine. But if you are the same third-wave feminist fic. lit. demagogue then know I've written your counterargument and it has been published. THANKS! AND THIS WAS A WELL WRITTEN POST!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another day bored...and today, you shall be my victim.
I like you. You're one of the authentic, "real" ones around here, and it shows in your writing. A shame your average rating isn't higher.
But, then, catering to the lowest common denominator is what seems to make the gears turn on Uber.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-28 13:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this about me?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-28 12:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-25 19:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:33:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have posted a picture of yourself and let them all know you have a vagina, Then you'd get auto +2s on everything, super happy fun time.
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not this shit again from you.
if you were to be observant, two reviews under yours someone was -2ing her precisely because of her camwhore.
for fuckssake.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-23 22:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have posted a picture of yourself and let them all know you have a vagina, Then you'd get auto +2s on everything, super happy fun time.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amn't stupid. Am the smartest cookie in the book.
Seriously.
You appear to be labouring under the misapprehension that I take myself, and you, seriously.You appear to be labouring under the misapprehension that I take myself, and you, seriously.You appear to be labouring under the misapprehension that I take myself, and you, seriously.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-13 21:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid big nosed and ugly is not a good combination FYI. Perhaps you should consider suicide?
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-13 21:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're, uh, kinda stupid huh kiddo?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-07 18:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe, you make ME smile.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bananana (user info) at 2007-01-28 16:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick
Submitted by TheDivider (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't piss on you if I was on fire.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tina?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-28 11:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually agree with you on some of this. I especially like the line "fouling your own nest." Only I couldn't shake the image of Agent Smith saying this.
Just in case: stfu alter.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-28 10:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mwahahahaha. Quality.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she could just be on the rag...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well.... really, more 'contentious' than 'caustic'.
Still.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you my alter?
You just seem delightfully arrogant and pretentious. I look forward to more of your caustic bullshit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
another stupid alter, aren't we lucky
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds emo to me...
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops, sorry about that.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the HOLY HELL?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alright, who put this shit back on the front page?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, and all this time I thought the world was a fantastic place, full of peace and happiness, and that that people were all caring, intelligent people, doing nothing but that which is best for humanity as a whole.
Thanks for ruining it for me, asshole.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Okay, "Fey", you got me. Publishing the meaning of the word ALWAYS mean I didn't know what it means.
*EMO TEARS*
Now go cut yourself, Fatey McFaterson.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag.
Then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers RIGHT OUT THE SIDE,
and there ain't a GOD DAMN thing anyone can do about it.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also , from wiki :
Fey ; A word (less commonly, from Old Norse "féigr") means "doomed, fated to die", often ascribed to supernatural causes, and evidenced by abnormal behavior.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You came to the right place .
Either in 5 months or so you will kill yourself ,
or start to make sense by then .
"And I know my redeeming features. "
You haven't got a clue .
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Foolproof, if your grasp of the english language is weak enough that you need to look up the word 'fey', then I don't know if you and I can be friends. Sorry.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boohoo...you're emo-ness hurt my emo feelings and so I shall shed huge emo tears.
But, yeah...if you don't care, go away.
But you do care, else you'd have left already.
I feel more emoness coming from one that's using a name that also means "Having or displaying an otherworldly, magical, or fairylike aspect or quality: "She's got that fey look as though she's had breakfast with a leprechaun" (Dorothy Burnham).
Having visionary power; clairvoyant.
Appearing touched or crazy, as if under a spell.
Fated to die soon.
Full of the sense of approaching death.
Scots
Fated to die soon.
Full of the sense of approaching death. "
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shall I let you in on a secret? I'm bored.
You lot are amusing.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The very fact that you came back to check all the responses to this shit post is indiciative of just how much you don't care. If you weren't here for "our" sake then why the fuck bother responding? Get out of the basement, make a friend, then fuck off.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
keep firing your mouth off, dear. you might actually hit a point some day.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try again?
Okay: <sucks in air>
You are some either some pathetic, little, high school twerp that thinks you deserve praise for being "original and unique" just like everybody else since you got that word-of-the-day calendar from your granny - OR - take everything I said above and apply it to a college-age, fucktard that believes that since you have taken Psychology 101 it gives you the ability to psychoanalyze everybody but your own Fraiser-esque, been coddled too much or not enough, mommy look at me self. In either case, you are most likely a hoot at parties when you point out that when people drink or do drugs they are doing it to satisfy their own inadequate feelings and would feel better, and make the world better, if everybody was just like you. An original and unique snowflake. Just like everybody else.
<exhale>
Or, y'know, you can fuck right off because we don't care.
Again...there is no spoon.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Axolotl wins a brownie point for his astutely incisive breakdown of my psyche.
scourge wins an honourable mention for his sarcasm.
the rest of you, try again.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So if you're not here for them, who are you here for?
Do you like to be mad? Because if you do, then I completely understand why you would be here soley for yourself. To fuel your need for hatred and anger...
If not, then why the heck would you write such a nasty little post to everyone if you're not even here for them in the first place?
Take a prozac and just ignore them, they're just like you. Angry and bitter. Just. Like. You.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Methinks you n' me will get along JUST fine.
In fact - are you my slightly more grumpy alter...?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"There is one more thing I wish to clarify. I am not here for your sake. "
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I drank some AWESOME Sake at Benehana's the other night.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Contrary to popular belief:
Premium sake is best enjoyed cool or chilled. We do not recommend warming premium sake, as this tends to mask or destroy various flavor characteristics of the beverage. So please keep your sake in the refrigerator or in a cool, dark room.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no spoon.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"There is one more thing I wish to clarify. I am not here for your sake. "
-Did you say STEAK?"-
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is one more thing I wish to clarify. I am not here for your sake.
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HEY DIPSHIT: YOU ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN US, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like someone who's developed the perfect philosophy for yourself, sculpted and honed into a masterpiece of misanthropy. You feel enlightened, superior, raised higher than others since you know your own flaws and easily assume that no one else is worthwile, tearing down the rest of the population of the world; but in your heart you know that you betray your beliefs by using it as a shield to cover your lack of social skills, and the fact that no one else in the world loves you but your own pitiful, rotted heart, which like all hearts will stop beating only too soon down the road.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Right now that's the thing I can imagine you could possibly be good for, my amusement. You didn't do a very good job of it either. Then again it could be worse...
" I am not here for your sake. "
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you're deep. And cool, too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GOOD, BECAUSE THE LAST MAN THAT TRIED TO TAKE MY SAKE IS NOW SLEEPING WITH THE FISHIES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not here for your sake.
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