Okay. Munich Made Me Angry - BrokeBack Tugged At Mah Heartstrings BUT THIS IS THE REAL DEAL the Sperm Whale Scene From HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy (2048 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-01-19 22:00:57 EST
played at my sense of innocence and longing for something more.
discuss.
and I mean the book not the movie you dillheaded nazi fucks.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having a shitty day and need to bitch slap my boss.
Would anyone be so good as to stand in for him?
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BUT - DESPITE IT, I'M STANDING FIRM IN MY SOLIDARITY WITH YOU!!
If you tell me you've broken down and given in, I'm soooooo hitting it tonight.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-28 01:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
menstruation and metaphysical
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JONNYX IS ONE OF THE FIFTY IDIOTS WHO ADORE ME
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:40:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:27:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS was a good post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69913
What happened?
Dain bramage?
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Maltese you epic dork, PFF made that, not Rad. Read the reviews, he got it in an email.
Auto Rad +2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:'(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-21 11:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:41:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Then there are people like Rad1010, and the 50 idiots who adore him. Seriously? You all are fucking ghey to the max.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, something the exact opposite of this drivel
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please do finish them FG - I need something intelligent and funny to read...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just check my documents folder. I've got something like 10 half done posts. I'll finish them later--save.
3 of them I'm wondering where I was going with them.
2 of them I abandoned because they just weren't all that interesting/funny.
2 more are rewrites of previous posts.
the last 3 I need to finish because they really aren't all that bad.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-20 17:39:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
dear bart please consider me dead sexy
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i think coley has your R
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a be ce de efe ge hache i jotoooooooo
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2007-01-20 19:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-20 19:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
The woman looks like a swastika.
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*MINDBLOW*
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2007-01-20 19:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what book?
no no even joking about being that much of a moron is too much...
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-20 19:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The woman looks like a swastika.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hardly have that much of a sense of self importance.
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PFFT whatever...says the-guy-who-drinks-french-wine!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-01-20 17:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't see it, heard it was all right though.
Oh you meant the BOOK. Yeah, that was a classic.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wholeheartedly approve of posts with very little text and a picture.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good points, but I generally attribute the decline in traffic to people like you.
You really contribute nothing of value to the site and then you go out of your way to ruin other people's good times. Worst of all is, you are surrounded by other idiots so that you think you're fooled into thinking that you're funny, intelligent, and generally something other than an annoying little shit.
There's always been a harshness to Ubersite that has been part of its charm, but it used to be that when a stupid shit like you would show up, we could wait it out and the site would go back to being good again after a few days. Lately, as in the last year or two, dipshits like you not only come here in higher volumes, but you refuse to leave and are more adamant about your mediocrity.
Sure, I can ban you again, but what good is that really? I can't ban all the stupid fucks who create accounts here and you obviously aren't getting any more intelligent. Idiots attract more idiots and the site spirals out of control in the wrong direction.
The main problem here is similar to that in many other situations - the morons make significantly more noise than the intelligent people. Think of things like Bill O'Reilly, the religious right, popup ads, and that really annoying guy at work / school who thinks he's your good friend while all you think about the whole time he's talking is that you would push him out the 11th floor window if there was even a remote chance that you wouldn't get caught.
There are ways of improving the situation that I haven't hide time to build. They are somewhat contrary to the current philosophy of Ubersite, but you have unfortunately forced my hand, so to speak.
You should be careful what you ask for. The whole purpose of the changes I would like to put in place is to get rid of people like you.
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See here? That review from your post? Yes? Ok then.
STFU Maltese, you just got spanked.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:15:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. Quit +2ing him.
All he does is post a few lines of text and a picture and, like Apollo, you suck his cock for it.
Rate the fucking post; not the poster. I'm so pissed when people like OathMeal get low averages on fairly decent posts just because their past posts were shit and they act like assholes - that still doesn't detract from the quality of the post.
Rad, Apollo... put something together with a coherent plot, and I'll give it an honest rating.
This is shit.
How you all got to the MVA is proof of how this site has gone downhill.
You're so fucking overrated. You're the Axl Rose of Ubersite.
Like I said, I do not discriminate due to the author. If it's good, I give it a good rating. If it's shit, I give it a bad rating.
This is shit.
Bad rating for you. """
Shut the fuck up Maltese.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just like the grahpic.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff.
STFU, Maltese.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are very strange.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Besides...
Next time I'm drunk off my ass in Vegas at four in the morning and can't find a place to stay, instead of sleeping in the MGM garage, I'm going to call Rad and crash on his couch.
Sorry Rad.
Not really.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:24:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:14:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:00:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Like I said, you're rating the POSTER, not the post.
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Indeed I am. What of it?
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That's like paying ten million dollars for a napkin that Picasso wiped his ass on.
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Alright. Imma say it for the first time: Shut the fuck up Maltese.
I expended less than a calorie's worth of energy and no money whatsoever to +2 the Conscience of Uber, who seems like a pretty decent guy. Your analogy doesn't work.
BtW Rad: Do you have a napkin with some shit on it that I can buy?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hardly have that much of a sense of self importance.
grow up kid, and figure out whats important.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:14:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:00:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Like I said, you're rating the POSTER, not the post.
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Indeed I am. What of it?
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That's like paying ten million dollars for a napkin that Picasso wiped his ass on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
But, this sucked.
PS. SHUT THE FUCK UP, MALTESE.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:00:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Like I said, you're rating the POSTER, not the post.
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Indeed I am. What of it?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 10:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:49:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Maltese
Rad, unlike you, can write well and makes decent posts when he wants to. He's also not an adolescent.
You dither on about dead babies and how rape shouldn't be a big deal. When, of course, you are not obsessing over hidden Ubersite files and coding and Ubersite itself.
So if Rad makes the odd drunk and incoherent post, we generally +2 because we figure he's probably blowing off some steam and also because we know what he's capable of.
See, this is what happens when you pay your dues legitimately. You can get away with this shit.
In summation, again, STFU Maltese.
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The novelty of drunk posting wore off in 1996.
Like I said, you're rating the POSTER, not the post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese. Like you know shit about anything? Like your opinion counts? Like you have any room to -2 anyone after you spew forth shit-tastic posts like your last one? Or any of your previous posts?
Shut the fuck up, Maltese. Go back to being banned.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-01-20 08:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Aces mate
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-20 08:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 04:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-20 01:11:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
....i liked the whale scene in the movie....
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goddammit
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:49:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Maltese
Rad, unlike you, can write well and makes decent posts when he wants to. He's also not an adolescent.
You dither on about dead babies and how rape shouldn't be a big deal. When, of course, you are not obsessing over hidden Ubersite files and coding and Ubersite itself.
So if Rad makes the odd drunk and incoherent post, we generally +2 because we figure he's probably blowing off some steam and also because we know what he's capable of.
See, this is what happens when you pay your dues legitimately. You can get away with this shit.
In summation, again, STFU Maltese.
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I'm in love.
ps, I'm drunk.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 02:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
message recieved
pistols at dawn then
very noble for a cunt scouse
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 01:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i EMALLED TYOU COK FACE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 01:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE REAL QUESTION IS
APOLOO DI9DI YYOUGET MY BOOK
AND DID YOUHATE IT
THAT IS ALL i WANT
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-20 01:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
....i liked the whale scene in the movie....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 01:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the sperm whale 'scene' (although i despise the term 'scene' when referring to novels) filled me with a sense of disgust.
In a good way.
In many ways it's an allegory of our existence. Old people have the knowledge but they are too ugly/close to death to enjoy it.
In other news - at the risk of sounding like shlongy- i've just drunk a $500 bottle of port.
It was good.
I'm not sure it was worht $500 though.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Maltese
Rad, unlike you, can write well and makes decent posts when he wants to. He's also not an adolescent.
You dither on about dead babies and how rape shouldn't be a big deal. When, of course, you are not obsessing over hidden Ubersite files and coding and Ubersite itself.
So if Rad makes the odd drunk and incoherent post, we generally +2 because we figure he's probably blowing off some steam and also because we know what he's capable of.
See, this is what happens when you pay your dues legitimately. You can get away with this shit.
In summation, again, STFU Maltese.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shite muslims right here folks
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
VIETFUCKINGNAM MAN
VIET FUCKING NAM
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY DO YOU THINK THERE WRE SO MANY GODDAMN PRISON BREAK/WESTERNS MADE DURING HHE LATE 60'S EARLY 70'S
WASH OUT YOUR EARS PEOPLE
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:27:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS was a good post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69913
What happened?
Dain bramage?
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Maltese you epic dork, PFF made that, not Rad. Read the reviews, he got it in an email.
Auto Rad +2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stfu maltese; radley is my friend so yeah.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS was a good post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69913
What happened?
Dain bramage?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell, if Bickerstaff shit on a table, you would +2 it.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. Quit +2ing him.
All he does is post a few lines of text and a picture and, like Apollo, you suck his cock for it.
Rate the fucking post; not the poster. I'm so pissed when people like OathMeal get low averages on fairly decent posts just because their past posts were shit and they act like assholes - that still doesn't detract from the quality of the post.
Rad, Apollo... put something together with a coherent plot, and I'll give it an honest rating.
This is shit.
How you all got to the MVA is proof of how this site has gone downhill.
You're so fucking overrated. You're the Axl Rose of Ubersite.
Like I said, I do not discriminate due to the author. If it's good, I give it a good rating. If it's shit, I give it a bad rating.
This is shit.
Bad rating for you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Movies are cool.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NO I WILL NOT I AM HURT ABOUT THE USE OF MY CPOYRIGHTED NAME WITHOUT THE CORRECT PRESUPPOSITIONS TOWARDS MY TRADEMARK
PLUS YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD NOT KISS ME SO THERE
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go look at my friggin post, rad. It's got your name in the title for crap's sake.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh! I'm in egypt right now without service.
Will do.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:23:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
you ignorin' me?
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I answered you, you, you, girl!
check yo phone
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well i be dammed, that was you!
sorry
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Content
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-18 04:06:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope to god you didn't attempt to ingest that jimsonweed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you ignorin' me?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shouldn't this be reserved for Thursdays?
umm... I haven't seen any of those movies, either.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I can see why the Magratheans abandoned the surface. This place is the dismallest."
"Yeah: dark, dreary, and spattered with whalemeat."
or, you know, something along those lines.