I am drunk as FUCK! (4873 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-14 03:51:58 EST
who had a good time tonight? i sure as fuck did.
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Submitted by Kashew (user info) at 2007-04-22 03:09:22 EDT (#)
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Awwwww, Andy.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2007-03-24 17:07:47 EDT (#)
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How the fuck did I miss this??????
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2007-03-21 00:26:40 EDT (#)
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Needs more fisting.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-02-20 02:11:51 EST (#)
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what??? no one hears from Murphy for like two years and then all of a sudden he comes back and leaves THAT as a reply? i don't even know what that means!
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2007-02-12 00:42:31 EST (#)
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A little late here, but a couple thoughts.
I'm inside your head, hidden. Inside that head of yours, you walked home, no doubt drunk, and inside that head of yours, right inside of it, you felt frisky. This is obvious. I think it's funny, though, that you chose an internet site to unleash your meows.
Cheers!
Murphy
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:18:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2007-01-18 22:26:52 (#)
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can i use the giant clothes pin for my giant grannie panties?
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Yes, yes u can. Are we talking Oprah size panties or Apollo size panties, I swear I have never seen either............
Damn cruel world
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 01:59:08 EST (#)
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Apparently I went too far.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2007-01-18 22:26:52 EST (#)
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can i use the giant clothes pin for my giant grannie panties?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-18 01:36:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 20:04:46 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 19:10:45 (#)
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I already fucked Anansie, and she peed in my mouth. If you're lucky, I'll regurgitate it on you.
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My piss tastes like sunshine and gummy bears. Fact.
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True story. That's why it means so much for me to offer to regurgitate it, hidden. Don't you see what sacrifice this is for me?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 23:08:21 EST (#)
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i actually had a white one. maybe the brown sugar version is sexier.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 21:12:58 EST (#)
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That one's special because it is imitation NEGRESS pussy. Satisfy all of your urges for l'amour du chocolat, without all that baby-mama-drama.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 21:09:32 EST (#)
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i tried one of those fleshlights. it's ok if you have a good imagination.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 20:58:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 20:26:45 (#)
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are you gonna give me some pussy or what?
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http://www.feels-like-real-pussy.com/news/data/upimages/choc_lady.jpg :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 20:26:45 EST (#)
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are you gonna give me some pussy or what?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 20:04:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 19:10:45 (#)
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I already fucked Anansie, and she peed in my mouth. If you're lucky, I'll regurgitate it on you.
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My piss tastes like sunshine and gummy bears. Fact.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-17 19:54:33 EST (#)
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Drunk posts haven't been cool since 1996. You know that, right?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 19:10:45 EST (#)
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I already fucked Anansie, and she peed in my mouth. If you're lucky, I'll regurgitate it on you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:21:42 EST (#)
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who gave you permission to come to my post, fatman?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:12:17 EST (#)
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i'm just popping in to call you a midget.
toodles.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:08:17 EST (#)
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coley, you and Anansie are the only girls on ubersite i haven't fucked yet, so just get that ass over here and lets get to it!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:06:58 EST (#)
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i do like me some golden showers.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:39:55 EST (#)
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Run away coley I hear he likes golden showers.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:26:08 EST (#)
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This idea was not meant to be a challenge. Now I'm perplexed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-17 04:00:19 EST (#)
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i don't need roofies, i have my boyish charm. and plenty of alcohol.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:16:12 EST (#)
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What if I go there, prepared to fuck, but not YOU?
THEN WHAT
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:12:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:57:11 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 01:17:43 (#)
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According to mapquest; it's 1 hr 42 minutes..which means one could probably make it in an hour fifteen. HMMMMMMMM
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 00:50:54 (#)
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Hey how long of a drive is it from Chi-town to Milwaukee, I wonder?
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Coley, only come here if you are prepared to FUCK. because that's what hidden101 is all about. fucking.
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JESUS CHRIST HIDDEN
Now I can't even meet you for a drink for fear of being roofied.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:33:10 EST (#)
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Clit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:57:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 01:17:43 (#)
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According to mapquest; it's 1 hr 42 minutes..which means one could probably make it in an hour fifteen. HMMMMMMMM
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 00:50:54 (#)
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Hey how long of a drive is it from Chi-town to Milwaukee, I wonder?
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Coley, only come here if you are prepared to FUCK. because that's what hidden101 is all about. fucking.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:40:32 EST (#)
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Now feel guilty- since u served our country and all. Anyhow since the Bad Girls are going to bed {I didn't say going to sleep~~~ use your imagination~~~ i will leave you with this for now, nutsack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGnGh2_I8XQ
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:30:05 EST (#)
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The Midwest is a great place isn't it?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-16 01:32:10 EST (#)
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Allow me the indulgence of an addendum to my "Who gives a fuck and why?" review.
You're the guy who, to my knowledge, has never posted anything other than a pic of himself- most of which should have been left un-uploaded. So this is a sort of breakthrough for you. You narcissist bastard. Congrats. I couldn't give a fuck about tenure on a website. But email me if you ever want to really change.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 01:17:43 EST (#)
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According to mapquest; it's 1 hr 42 minutes..which means one could probably make it in an hour fifteen. HMMMMMMMM
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 00:50:54 EST (#)
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Hey how long of a drive is it from Chi-town to Milwaukee, I wonder?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 23:15:54 EST (#)
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yeah, the Eagles....
oh well.
i guess i have to root for the fuckin' Bears now since i live in Chicago and that's all my friends here talk about lately.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-15 22:53:17 EST (#)
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The Cradle of Liberty always gets +2.
Go Eagles!
Oh...uh,never mind.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-15 22:50:42 EST (#)
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Who gives a fuck? And why?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 22:34:32 EST (#)
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that's more like it.
tubby.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-15 19:21:21 EST (#)
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or whatever gay branch of your ineffective wasteful bloated 'military' it was.
stumpy.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-01-15 19:16:56 EST (#)
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<3
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 19:08:48 EST (#)
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no, but he could.
OH GODDAMNIT! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
i promised i would stop. ok, that was my last insult. for real this time.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:58:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:44:57 (#)
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ps- the American school system teaches more about the prison continent than the country neighboring the north of us. that's because no one cares about canadia, you insignificant french faggot.
people might notice you if you stopped being a loser consultant.
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Caul trains people on how to become a loser?????
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 13:04:32 EST (#)
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i wasn't in the Army, fatboy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-15 12:27:43 EST (#)
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i like how hidden says 'I am around 5'11/6'' like he doesn't know.
it's like when you ask a four year old how old he is 'i'm 4 and a half!'
you were in the army you know exactly how tall you are.
midget boy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 11:39:23 EST (#)
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i know it's hard to believe, homer, but some people consider this more interesting content than the overdone and unfunny subject of how semen is a healthy, tasty snack.
plus, i took that picture so you gotta give me something for effort, right?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-01-15 11:33:07 EST (#)
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CLOTHES PEG!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 11:29:28 EST (#)
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You people are fucking retarded. This gets a positive rating?!?#$
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-15 10:32:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-14 12:53:11 (#)
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i was drunk as fuck last night. so drunk in fact i was 2 hours late to work because i couldn't find my wallet. so drunk in fact that apparently i put my wallet in the dishwasher. at least that is where i finally found it
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that is awesome!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-15 03:55:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-01-15 02:54:29 EST (#)
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Philly is chilly.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-14 22:21:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:22:36 (#)
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San Antonio is alright...I've been through there. It has a small-town feel, but it is pretty big. Traffic at rush hour isn't the best...I think because the city is a spaghetti bowl of awkward streets. From my personal standpoint, Kingman, AZ and that region kicks all kinds of ass.
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Mwahahahahahahahaha. Stabkill's driven through on I-40! Kingman is fucking militia country!
Oh yeah. Perfect for Stabby.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 18:33:59 EST (#)
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honestly, i don't care if yo're ugly or a loser or whatever. you're a stranger on the web.
nor do i care about insults. but when you do so, please make some sense so i can actually laugh and respect you instead of aggravating me with dim-witted shit that even jaypeg could pull off.
it's all i'm asking.
now as a sign of friendship, let me offer you my latest post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97658
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 18:28:20 EST (#)
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well, whatever it is, the ladies seem to like it. i didn't have any trouble getting noticed by women this weekend.
ok Caul, i'm not 12 years old. i don't want to do this internet arguing thing. how about we just agree i'm an ugly loser and be done with it? i admit that i am guilty of trying to rile you and Kenny up sometimes for my own amusement, but i'll stop if it will get you to shut up. i just come here to bullshit when i'm bored, not to practice my AOL arguing skillz.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 18:19:59 EST (#)
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if you meet me, you can verify to Caul that i'm around 5'11"/6' because he keeps calling me a midget for some reason unbeknownst to me."""
that's pretty much the reaction i have when i read your comments.
i call you a midget, not because of your height, but because the size of your face and eyes both indicate that you suffer from cretinism or some other obscure genetic disease.
Submitted by ppick06 (user info) at 2007-01-14 16:31:11 EST (#)
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philly <3
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-14 16:30:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:38:25 (#)
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i looked at moving to Arizona. i think i would like it there. Colorado is fucking nice, too. i stayed in a really nice condo in Winter Park and i just loved it. and yes, the traffic on 410 in SA sucks sometimes.
i'm not doing the pool thing anymore. i had a pool when i lived in San Antonio. i'm not willing to maintain a pool anymore. i had a guy that came once a week to check the levels and clean it, so i guess i could do that again, but i'd just rather not pay for that. i had dreams of getting another house with a pool so i could build a poolhouse that served as a bar/recording studio, but i gave up on that. i may still do it someday when i'm older and decide to stay in one place.
a bowling alley would be impressive. you might just have a good idea there...
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Fuckin-A Colorado is nice. There are enough people here already. STAY AWAY!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 16:15:12 EST (#)
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yeah, im probably just trying to convince myself to not spend the money on a d70 right now.
if we meet up, you can post a camwhore of us and you'll look like a dikembe motombo(sp) next to me, minus the black of course.. im 5 '5
there are a lot of brazilian nights around here..
chicago just went into overtime and the pats are coming up, i gotta go. take it easy
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 16:02:17 EST (#)
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yeah, i travel a lot for work. i may go back to Baghdad in a month for a few weeks. if i do, i'm definitely stopping in Dubai for a week to hang out with Hairsphincter, since he moved there. he stayed at my house in San Antonio when he was on a business trip to the US and we had a blast.
anyway, you're right about getting good lenses. i bought a couple really nice lenses and they have been good to me. my ex girlfriend bought a D70 and she's a better photographer than me, but i still think colors just look better with the D70. i may check out the D80, but it looks like the D70 still beats it in some of the areas more important to me.
http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/nikond80/
i'm going to be in the Boston area for a month after this week. if you want to grab a beer sometime, let me know. if you meet me, you can verify to Caul that i'm around 5'11"/6' because he keeps calling me a midget for some reason unbeknownst to me.
until then, it's party time in Chicago!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:58:22 EST (#)
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in brazil, age does not mean a thing. my buddy adriano is gonna bring me there in a few years. when he was hyping the trip he was like, "yeah, man. we'll get out there, get some nice 14 year olds. do it right!"
i was like WTF?!?!? but you know.. when in rome.
the one i was with last night is 18, her mom wants to set her up with a 30 year old dude. fuckin crazy
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:51:06 EST (#)
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*books ticket to Camden*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:49:46 EST (#)
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i use the same camera. spend money on lenses, not camera bodies. i'l upgrade someday, if i can start selling pics and making some good money. if not, i'll just save and buy different lenses.
i gotta start making picture posts.
yeah those iraq photos were nice. from what i gather, you get to travel a lot? you're lucky. i dont have the means or the free time. im taking a train to new york in a few weeks to take pictures. just for a weekend.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:47:50 EST (#)
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i've noticed a lot of Brazilian girls moving to the east coast. when i go to Princeton, there's a strip club i go to outside of Camden that has some kind of Brazilian slave trade going on. it's awesome because they are used to Brazil where anything goes if the price is right and you get private rooms all to yourself.
good times...
except that time i found out that girl was 16 after paying her for a handjob.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:43:48 EST (#)
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yes, i'd love to see pictures. i have thousands of pictures i've taken all over the place. some of my Iraq pictures are pretty sweet. i use a Nikon D50. yes, i know, i need to upgrade, but it's been good to me so far and i can't justify spending the money unless maybe i started selling my pictures.
i was going to post a link to a recent picture post of mine, but i saw you had already reviewed it.
ah, fuck it, i'll do it anyway for the hit-whoring.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93298
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:31:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:31:35 EST (#)
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bostons booming illegal brazilain community is one of the reasons i love this area. to brazilian girls, being american is as atractive as walking around with a gigantic wang in your trousers. so, luckily, im american..
FUCKIN A! GROSSMAN THREW AN INTERCEPTION AND SEATLES FIRST PLAY.. INTERCEPTION! CRAZY
you like pictures? i'll have my site up and running in a few weeks. i'll send ya the link and you can check out my pics. i do photography just for fun but some girl saw some of my pics and she works for a media publishing place and told me to get a site so she can sell my shit as stock photos.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:14:13 EST (#)
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sounds like you had a good night. i usually have to pay for under-age brazilian girls.
HIGH-FIVE!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:09:14 EST (#)
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fuck cowboys... and old rich bostonians. i dont know why im so cranky right now. i got head in a wal mart parking lot from a brazilian last night. the only awkward part was when i noticed the thing dangling from her rearview mirror. it was whatever that thing is called that you hang from your cap when you graduate, it said 2007.
she's religious too. she wants me to see the light and start believing in god. and i want her to renounce her religious beliefs and fuck me. its awesome
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:54:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 05:26:38 (#)
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no more PWNING? :-(
too bad. i like it when you call me gay and play right into my hands because you do realize i started and heavily fueled all these rumors, right? or call me french, which kinda voids your comments about the american public schools (would you give a shit if i called you british?). or consultant, as if it was supposed to bother me, or mean anything. or insecure, my personal favorite, because you actually think you're some sort of supra alpha male that makes men ON THE INTERNET feel bad when you're a short scrawny alchoolic with eyes too close to one another.
and when i laugh at your ridiculous attempts, you say i lie and am in reality, VERY hurt (lol).
i have no idea how you come up with this stuff but you are one of a kind.
i have to go to sleep now. i'll be back for more of your insight.
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I'd give a shit if you called him british.
That would be really gay of you.
Viva la revolucion!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:54:00 EST (#)
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all the coworkers i travel with moved there and they love it. they keep trying to get me to move there, too. it's just not my thing.
the accent is pretty funny. do you ever laugh at the Fargo accent? that's how the rest of the country sees Mass.
and all the jokes about rich Boston guys wanting to go to Texas to be a cowboy are true. you ever see that Kill of the Hill episode where the Boston guy comes to Texas and wants to dress like a cowboy and get in bar brawls? i've met more than one person from Boston like that. it's hilarious.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:50:06 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97021
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:48:58 EST (#)
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the city that is, not my accent.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:48:27 EST (#)
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not that i'm a jetsetter or anything, but i fly a couple times of year and i've never had an unhappy experience with logan. i flew out of manchester one time which wasnt half bad either.
its weird how many people hate boston. i talk with people all over the country at work and they all recognize my accent, and only about 4 out of 9 have anything nice to say. but the others LOVE it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:42:58 EST (#)
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sorry. i just don't like it there. i won't even fly into Logon anymore. i do Providence, and drive to Mass.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:38:33 EST (#)
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FUCK BOSTON? FUCK YOU!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:38:25 EST (#)
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i looked at moving to Arizona. i think i would like it there. Colorado is fucking nice, too. i stayed in a really nice condo in Winter Park and i just loved it. and yes, the traffic on 410 in SA sucks sometimes.
i'm not doing the pool thing anymore. i had a pool when i lived in San Antonio. i'm not willing to maintain a pool anymore. i had a guy that came once a week to check the levels and clean it, so i guess i could do that again, but i'd just rather not pay for that. i had dreams of getting another house with a pool so i could build a poolhouse that served as a bar/recording studio, but i gave up on that. i may still do it someday when i'm older and decide to stay in one place.
a bowling alley would be impressive. you might just have a good idea there...
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:22:36 EST (#)
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San Antonio is alright...I've been through there. It has a small-town feel, but it is pretty big. Traffic at rush hour isn't the best...I think because the city is a spaghetti bowl of awkward streets. From my personal standpoint, Kingman, AZ and that region kicks all kinds of ass. Durango, Colorado is nice also. Anything close to Vegas is very nice. I could maybe even do St. George, Utah but the mormon population would drive me to murder... or at least to pick up smoking so I can get angry stares and return middle fingers... And I hate smoking.
The dry weather rocks. Make sure you get a pool, too. A pool table in the game room? One of those cool electronic dart boards? (Purists will hate me for mentioning that...but I'm a lazy scorekeeper). How about this: Get a huge ass house and install a bowling lane. That would be impressive.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 14:15:11 EST (#)
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i prefer the southwest, myself. i'm not going to stay in Chicago much longer. there's people everywhere you turn. it starts to get annoying after a while. i'm going to buy a house down south probably this summer. unless you are a millionaire, you don't get to have nice things in a big city like Chicago. i want a garage where i can work on hot, sexy, fast cars. i want a basement so i can put in a weight room, a bar, and a game room. i can't have that stuff here. i also like not paying for parking or driving in circles for 20 minutes to find parking. i like year round warm weather, too.
i agree- the east coast sucks. i refuse to move there. my office is in DC, and they wanted me to move there. i fought it and won. why should i move there when i travel 90% of the time? so now i get to live where i want and i work from home when i can. they tried to get me to move to Boston too, but that's just not my kind of place. fuck Boston.
the people in the bigger cities (NY, LA, Chicago) are usually so far up their own ass that they lose sense of reality. most of them are more concerned with image than practicality. you don't see that stuff in smaller cities. San Antonio was perfect for me. 7th largest US city and growing. great weather, good people, tons of stuff to do, gorgeous downtown and surrounding areas, and close to Austin, the Gulf, and Mexico. i can buy a house for 200K there that easily goes for over a million on either coast.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-14 13:49:45 EST (#)
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+2 for a "Historical" city but I'd have to agree with the "FUCK BOSTON" comment. The state is a sinkhole of federal funds due to the power of the pompous senators who can lure in billions to literally sink into the ground (and kill motorists in the process).
One of my good friends lived in Philadelphia and he made a comment about east coast people after living in California for a year... he said they all look burned out/aged/and miserable.
I do know that experts say it is good to live your younger years up north where it is cold (and you stay out of the sun) and when you get older, move south because the cold will hasten your demise.
I guess it all depends on what you like... there certainly is a history to those eastern states, though. I prefer the wild-west history of western towns.
How the hell do you deal with that shitty Chicago traffic? Yeah, it isn't as bad as L.A. but it is some of the worst.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 13:26:23 EST (#)
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i took that picture and i didn't even have my Nikon with me. it was a shitty casio exilim. actually, it's not that shitty. i takes great movies. it just has a shitty lens and a shitty cmos sensor that does 7.2 megapixels, which doesn't make for good pictures like you'd think if you have a shitty lens and cmos sensor.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-14 13:14:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-14 12:53:11 EST (#)
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i was drunk as fuck last night. so drunk in fact i was 2 hours late to work because i couldn't find my wallet. so drunk in fact that apparently i put my wallet in the dishwasher. at least that is where i finally found it
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-14 12:26:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-14 12:19:30 EST (#)
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*is happy for you*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-14 11:57:38 EST (#)
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Further proof that Paul Bunyan was a mincy bitch that washed his clothes on a line. A giant fucking line.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-14 10:16:14 EST (#)
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Thanks for the update, Ignatowski.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-14 09:12:44 EST (#)
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who is Philly?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 08:45:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-14 06:45:22 (#)
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Tonight was my 21st birthday. I am glad you enjoyed yourself. I am also pretty fucked up. Glad you're back from Iraq, or whatever, in one piece.
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i may have to go back next month. i'm not staying any longer than a month. a year out there was totally turning me into a nutcase.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 08:43:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-14 07:19:42 (#)
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Did you go to Woody's?
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NO! but i almost went in there once the first time i went barhopping downtown. then i saw two dudes making out in front and looked up and saw the rainbow flag and changed my mind.
JUST KIDDING, I WENT IN AND GOT ASSFUCKED IN THE BATHROOM!!!
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-01-14 08:14:06 EST (#)
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....thats a big clothes hanger.....
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-01-14 07:38:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-14 06:45:22 (#)
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Tonight was my 21st birthday. I am glad you enjoyed yourself. I am also pretty fucked up. Glad you're back from Iraq, or whatever, in one piece
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dude, its your 21st and youre on uber?
jesus fuck, go get laid for christ's sake.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-14 07:19:42 EST (#)
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Did you go to Woody's?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-14 06:45:22 EST (#)
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Tonight was my 21st birthday. I am glad you enjoyed yourself. I am also pretty fucked up. Glad you're back from Iraq, or whatever, in one piece.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-01-14 06:30:06 EST (#)
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you know, i really do <3 caul, but im also pretty fuckin drunk so this is the kind of post i can enjoy.
hooray for everyone.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-14 06:11:16 EST (#)
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Dude no friggin way you're drunk as FUCK, I just saw FUCK and FUCK is totally passed out. I'M SO GONNA TEABAG FUCK!! BRB!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-14 05:29:35 EST (#)
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Only you would be able to get into an intarweb argument at 4:00 AM.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 05:26:38 EST (#)
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no more PWNING? :-(
too bad. i like it when you call me gay and play right into my hands because you do realize i started and heavily fueled all these rumors, right? or call me french, which kinda voids your comments about the american public schools (would you give a shit if i called you british?). or consultant, as if it was supposed to bother me, or mean anything. or insecure, my personal favorite, because you actually think you're some sort of supra alpha male that makes men ON THE INTERNET feel bad when you're a short scrawny alchoolic with eyes too close to one another.
and when i laugh at your ridiculous attempts, you say i lie and am in reality, VERY hurt (lol).
i have no idea how you come up with this stuff but you are one of a kind.
i have to go to sleep now. i'll be back for more of your insight.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 05:11:54 EST (#)
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or normalcy. or whatever.
i need to sober up so i can lay down without the room spinning.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 05:09:16 EST (#)
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awesome. it's good to have a break from normality.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-14 05:06:58 EST (#)
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i stagered in the door like 10 minutes ago. i tripped ovr something. i thought it was a cat, but i remembered i didnt have a cat and got triped out. it was a good night
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:58:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:45:34 (#)
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FUCK BOSTON
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YESSSSSSS!!!!
i have to spend the next month there. FUCK BOSTON!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:54:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:44:57 (#)
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ps- the American school system teaches more about the prison continent than the country neighboring the north of us. that's because no one cares about canadia, you insignificant french faggot.
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OH NOES, HE INSULTED MY 'COUNTRY' AND CALLED ME GAY! :°(
you probably assumed in your hydrocephalic head that this comment hurt my feelings but just in case you'd like to know, it was pretty lame.
i told you this already, the only thing bothersome, but still funny, about your comments is how you think you got people pegged when you're so ridiculously off base.
you are quite a character. please keep going.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:50:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:44:57 (#)
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"people might notice you if you stopped being a loser consultant."
"your glaringly obvious insecurity is pathetic, by the way. "
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hahahah, YES!
Seriously, I knew you'd say exactly just that. You are so predictable. Especially the insecurity part which you throw around. I don't konw where you get the idea that you render people insecure. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:45:34 EST (#)
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FUCK BOSTON
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:44:57 EST (#)
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ps- the American school system teaches more about the prison continent than the country neighboring the north of us. that's because no one cares about canadia, you insignificant french faggot.
people might notice you if you stopped being a loser consultant.
think about it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:41:01 EST (#)
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it's me acting like a teenager.
your glaringly obvious insecurity is pathetic, by the way.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:23:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:16:18 (#)
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i was taught quite a bit about Australia even in public school.
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sure you were. that's why the majority of americans can barely locate their own country.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H21Xc-iN1y8&mode=related&search=
that's one example. those i've met personally were even worse.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:23:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:13:23 (#)
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ok, fine, or not American. my sincerest apologies for not addressing the international community.
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Grudgingly accepted.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:19:25 EST (#)
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is it an american thing to think that being drunk is so fucking cool or is it just you acting like a teenager who managed to get his hands on a six-pack?
i'm sure i will have no answer except another one of your typically retarded reply.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:16:18 EST (#)
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even though i know what Sydney and Melbourne looks like. don't your schools teach anything about American history? i was taught quite a bit about Australia even in public school.
i love history and this city is a huge part of American history.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:13:23 EST (#)
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ok, fine, or not American. my sincerest apologies for not addressing the international community.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:06:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:04:25 (#)
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i'm partying in Chicago tonight, but i partied in this city in the picture last week. if you don't know what city this is in the picture, you are either uncultured or a teenager.
goddamn i'm drunk.
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Or not an american.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-14 04:04:25 EST (#)
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i'm partying in Chicago tonight, but i partied in this city in the picture last week. if you don't know what city this is in the picture, you are either uncultured or a teenager.
goddamn i'm drunk.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-14 03:59:24 EST (#)
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OMFG WATCH OUT FOR TEH GIANT CLOTHESPIN!!!11