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ATTN: You Elecrtonic Techno Nerds (2352 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental
Labels: shit

Rating: 0.51 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-01-08 12:41:48 EST


I'm going to the Consumer Electronics Show this week and you aren't.

nanny nanny boo boo

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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:29:39 (#)
Ranking: 0


avn award show = shit

the rest of the show and the parties and crap = awesome


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so what you are saying is you can get me a press pass, right?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:07:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

btw, my boss will be there this year.

i will not :(

*weep*

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I am actually going to be in Vegas this weekend, been planning the trip for two weeks and this weekend my buddy told me the AVN awards wewre this weekend and he is trying to get free tickets.

If they don't sell out do they try and give out tickets os the seating is full, and is it worth checking out (I know there will be porn stars there, but I doubt they will be going at it)?
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avn award show = shit

the rest of the show and the parties and crap = awesome

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

um last year tera patrick and her girls were at the tao. (i think taht's the name)

basically anywhere there's an insane line to get into the place there's probably a group of pornstars or at least hot chicks.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Inion!!!!!


Where do I go to meet porn stars before/after the awards show!!!

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I expect photos you bastard. LOTS of photos.

Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

die


Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...and for ajanssens remarks. Ha.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have no idea what that is...but....

I DID GO TO BODY WORLDS LAST MONTH...which has nothing to do with electronics really. I'm sure it was cooler and probably geekier though...in an educational way, of course...than your electronics bonanza. I really hope you have fun at your show.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Been there. No big deal.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, well I'm having sex with a toaster, bitch.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm going to work. :(

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah? I'm going to the Atlanta Boat Show this weekend! So HAH!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

luuuuuckyyyy! *snort*

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

STFU JONNY I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU WHERE YOU STAND

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:25:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetishist are all in jail.
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congrats, you read http://www.bash.org as well

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetishist are all in jail.

So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat when we get out of here!"

And everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we should shit on it!"

Everybody applauds. Then the necrophile says "Then, we can kill it. And after that, WE can FUCK IT!"

Everybody is cheering now. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!"

So the fetishist says "And then, we can dildo rape it with a diaper on!"

Everyone is all gung ho about this entire idea for a while, but eventually quiet down. Suddenly, out of the corner of the cell, the masochist coughs and says

"Meowwwww"

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Inion?




Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And THIS is our salute: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64272

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my Atari can fistfuck your PS3 any day of the week

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

alright you got me. I dont have a TV or anything that closely resembles a vagina. Ill be in a corner all weekend crying about my miserable life. Fuck you Rad.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok, Im a liar but I will be drinking, fucking and watching the games.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not really, but I'd like to.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah? Well Im going to land of Delta Blues to eat barbecue and pull catfish out of the Mississipi.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:41:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Yeah, can I get free tickets???



(Damn you to hell for beating me to it Kracka!)
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sometimes it pays not to be doing anything at work

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Yeah, can I get free tickets???



(Damn you to hell for beating me to it Kracka!)

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:07:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

btw, my boss will be there this year.

i will not :(

*weep*

-----------------

I am actually going to be in Vegas this weekend, been planning the trip for two weeks and this weekend my buddy told me the AVN awards wewre this weekend and he is trying to get free tickets.

If they don't sell out do they try and give out tickets os the seating is full, and is it worth checking out (I know there will be porn stars there, but I doubt they will be going at it)?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I went to one last Saturday.

Some advice: Don't buy RAM from anyone with less than 10 teeth.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fantastic candidate for shittiest post of the week...

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

avn dude.

OMG SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I WORK???

and you're in the military? god you're out of it.
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i didn't know it was really true. so can you hook a brotha up?

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just came back from the "International" Consumer Electronics Show.

So there.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, GOD? WHY?!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:19:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Pick me up a Hello Kitty wristwatch/phone would you?
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me too!!!!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

avn dude.

OMG SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I WORK???

and you're in the military? god you're out of it.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pick me up a Hello Kitty wristwatch/phone would you?

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:07:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

btw, my boss will be there this year.

i will not :(

*weep*
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AVN or CES?

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck nerds, porn stars get what they want because they spread for it?
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EXACTLY!!!!!!!

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

btw, my boss will be there this year.

i will not :(

*weep*

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what you mean by that is, you're showing up at ces to watch the tits walk by.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck nerds, porn stars get what they want because they spread for it?

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck the CES it's AVN weekend

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bring lots of cash for the craps tables.

I'll be in Tahoe February 10-17, if that helps.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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