Fuckety fuck fucking fuckster. (840 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.89 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-28 14:40:53 EST
So I need some advice... My wife is scheduled for a c-section on the 8th, but she is starting to feel the labor pains already. She accurately predicted the timing last time, so I'm pretty sure she'll go into labor either tonight or sometime tomorrow.
The problem is: Saturday night is Ortiz vs. Liddell AND my boss just gave me tickets to the Saints vs. Panthers game on Sunday.
So, since I was already there for my first son's birth, do I really have to be there for the sequel?
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-28 23:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scalp the tickets, go to the birth, watch ufc on its encore.
use the money from the tickets to buy some asperin and booze
tivo the game...and the ufc
everybody wins
...except the panthers
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-28 23:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hooker spit?
whoa!!!...fuck'n rookie
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-28 20:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Filename.
Too obvious (excluding the idiots below).
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-12-28 18:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C-Sections are like Barry Bonds home runs.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-12-28 17:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:47:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... screw the game... go to the hospital and turn the match on on the TV in the delivery room. If someone yells at you for paying attention to the match and not watching your wife, uppercut their face.
SCORE!
Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2006-12-28 17:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing more beautiful, or spritually uplifting than the birth of a child.
You are torn between two GAMES ... that people PLAY ... or a truly life changing event!
Tape the match, and the football game, avoid the news so you can pretend it's live ... and see your child born.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-28 17:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+d
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-28 17:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell her to pop the child out in time for the Ortiz/Lidell fight.
God I fucking hate Ortiz.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um darko it's not BOXING
it's fucking UFC
SO MUCH MORE BADASS
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ortiz vs. Liddell?
Aw fuck it; she can do it herself.
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:26:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're allowed to blow it off for the Saints game but NOT for that stupid UF shit on PPV.
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Shlongy likes the Saints? I've found new respect for this old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're allowed to blow it off for the Saints game but NOT for that stupid UF shit on PPV.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
liar
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only feasable solution is the latest term abortion ever.
U will get in the record books and get to see the fight and the Panthers win.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing gets the tastes of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth quite like a Sam Adams.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't miss the birth for the fight. I do feel you can miss it for the Saints game, though.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... screw the game... go to the hospital and turn the match on on the TV in the delivery room. If someone yells at you for paying attention to the match and not watching your wife, uppercut their face.
SCORE!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ortiz, Liddel
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, this post sucks.
Title is good, though.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if she does go into labor I'll try to sell the tickets. they'll probably play pretty cautiously since they already secured the bye and don't need the win, so I'm sure Carolina will kick their ass...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have thought of this nine months ago.
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God fucking damn it all
I hate you whore.
ROT IN HELL
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-28 15:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The problem is: Saturday night is Ortiz vs. Liddell AND my boss just gave me tickets to the Saints vs. Panthers game on Sunday.
The solution is: Watch the c-section, be a good husband, fuck boxing, and give ME the Saints tickets.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-28 14:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Had me goin there for a second