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Perfect Gift For Any Occasion (Minimal Content) (561 hits)

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Rating: -0.28 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kL (View user info) at 2006-12-24 07:48:00 EST

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Christmas

Hanukkah

Kwanza


Every Single Holiday...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Make sure you watch it either before or after you crucify me with -2s.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Perfect gift for your girlfriend:

Take one of those small cups you get with bottled medicine and fill with honey, then drain.

When you can lick the whole thing clean in three or less goes, you're ready.


This was on blogwars last week.

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 10:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-24 08:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

My parents have sent me to a defensive driving course for Christmas. Worst present ever. Perhaps if it was offensive driving I'd appreciate it more, but in the meantime I'm going to mope.

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Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-12-24 09:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can say with relative certainty without having clicked the link that this is a link to the SNL digital short. Therefore, -2 die.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-24 09:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-24 08:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For shizzle my dizzle in a bizzle.

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-24 08:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J9Cgzq3Qy60

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-24 08:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

50 MINS TILL CHRISTMAS WOOOOO



My parents have sent me to a defensive driving course for Christmas. Worst present ever. Perhaps if it was offensive driving I'd appreciate it more, but in the meantime I'm going to mope.

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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-24 07:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't view youtube at work, but does it involve Justin Timberlake? If so, I've seen it, I love it, and agree that it's perfect for all occasions.

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You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out

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