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SPT: Christmas Picture 4 U 2 N JOY: love, Slowly (596 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.33 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-21 10:58:11 EST


I've got a headache.

Hangover shits.

My short arms can't reach the keyboard.

My monitor screen is like 3".

I forgot to get dressed before I came to the office.


This day could only get worse if I got a bunch of -2s and snide remarks.



--OK enjoy. I gotta go shit. again.

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Submitted by big_z_1980 (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


yeah, well ive got a migraine.
E. coli shits. (fuck you taco bell!)
I have monkey arms that have plagued me since my grade school debut (that is till I lost one of 'em in a car wreck).

i have a GREEN SCREEN

i dont even have a JOB let alone an office.

dont bitch about your day.




Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-22 10:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

whatever .


Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-12-21 21:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick,
twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-21 20:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Snide Remark

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-21 17:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-21 12:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 in a shameless attempt to not be quite so hated.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-12-21 11:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd rather be playing Runescape.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-21 11:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That's about a hangover alright.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-21 11:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my dick and your monitor have a lot in common, why don't you use that big bill cosby nose of your's to smell the stinkphotons radiating from my A

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-21 11:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my cock's a kipper

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-21 11:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the crazy MS Paint skills!


The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show
starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.'

-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted