I'm not *usually* gay, but... (1097 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.83 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-19 10:31:24 EST
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I hate black coffee. I need lots of cream & sugar.
I watch "What Not To Wear" on TLC.
I like driving sports cars.
I can't drink scotch, bourbon, or whiskey.
I shave my nuts & trim my pubes on a weekly basis.
I liked Cats, and even bought the soundtrack.
I went to a Paula Abdul concert.
I love Nestle's Strawberry Quick.
I thought "The Birdcage" was funny.
I sing along to music in my car, and use a high-pitched voice when a girl sings.
I take a bath instead of showering at least twice a week.
Sometimes I wear bikini briefs instead of boxers.
I prefer 'girly drinks' like daquiris and vodka-in-juice, to drinking beer.
I generally like receiving oral sex more than having intercourse.
I put sugar on top of my "Frosted Flakes".
I listen to techno on occasion.
I hate watching college sports.
I have a toothbrush at work I use to brush my teeth after I eat lunch. And I floss too.
I tan at least once a week during the summer.
I have a poster of Christian Bale from American Pyscho in my closet.
I never much liked Playboy magazine.
Given a choice between having sex and masturbating, I will choose masturbating at least 25% of the time.
I once dressed up like a girl for Halloween, and I thought I was hot.
For some reason, at family gatherings, I end up sitting in the room with the women.
I stopped changing my own oil because I didn't like having dirty fingernails.
I like 80s new-age music.
I hate lesbian porn.
I think tall girls and chicks with muscles are hot.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-20 02:49:29 EST (#)
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my gf has muscular legs like that. it's neat.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-20 02:30:43 EST (#)
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by sports car you mean mazda miata dont you?
I love your list.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-19 22:30:43 EST (#)
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"I have a poster of Christian Bale from American Pyscho in my closet."
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You shittin'?
Pretty much confirms it.
That's okay. I prefer baths...bubble baths, even.
But that's it!
Alright...I like the movie "Singing in the Rain".
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:39:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-19 17:58:21 (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-19 17:21:26 (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-19 16:34:57 (#)
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Why is driving sports cars gay again?
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not inherently gay, however there seems to be a larger proportion of homosexuals who drive mitsubishi eclipse's, toyota celicas, & the like -- versus -- say, trucks or sedans
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since when those little four bangers are sports cars?
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-19 17:58:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-19 17:21:26 (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-19 16:34:57 (#)
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Why is driving sports cars gay again?
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not inherently gay, however there seems to be a larger proportion of homosexuals who drive mitsubishi eclipse's, toyota celicas, & the like -- versus -- say, trucks or sedans
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-19 17:21:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-19 16:34:57 (#)
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Why is driving sports cars gay again?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-19 16:51:03 EST (#)
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Come out already.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-19 16:34:57 EST (#)
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Why is driving sports cars gay again?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 16:10:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:40:52 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:02:38 (#)
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You sure SOUND gay.
This post sure ain't helping matters.
god, I'm agreeing with shlongy AGAIN!! what's this world coming to?
You probably just got fed up with being wrong all the time...It happens.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:37:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:15:26 (#)
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well, i'll tell you this much.
i love you for who you are.
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Jesus?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:15:26 EST (#)
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well, i'll tell you this much.
i love you for who you are.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:40:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:02:38 (#)
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You sure SOUND gay.
This post sure ain't helping matters.
god, I'm agreeing with shlongy AGAIN!! what's this world coming to?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:13:31 EST (#)
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ooooooh hot girl muscles.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:05:28 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:53:52 EST (#)
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8 of what, 28 would apply to me. I was raised by boys.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:02:38 EST (#)
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You sure SOUND gay.
This post sure ain't helping matters.
Submitted by fabufred (user info) at 2006-12-19 12:36:45 EST (#)
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well, i am
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-12-19 12:08:17 EST (#)
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The easy way to tell is to look at your mouth.
If there is a hog sticking out of it(which I assume there is)you are in fact.
ghey.
sorry.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:58:46 EST (#)
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unnecessary comment.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:55:10 EST (#)
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Gender-bending oral fanatic below.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:55:07 EST (#)
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Gay or straight this is just wrong!
"Sometimes I wear bikini briefs instead of boxers."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:52:52 EST (#)
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Amazon fetish fag below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:51:39 EST (#)
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Munchkin below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:48:57 EST (#)
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In response, I'm a woman and this post makes me feel gayer than usual too- because less applies to me than I'd think.
I like vodka and Playboy. Men in bikini briefs are a huge turnoff, and I like lesbian porn.
Though, I'm with you on the halloween boy-girls being hot, and the oral sex thing.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:48:01 EST (#)
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According to this list it appears you usually ARE gay.
Submitted by big_z_1980 (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:44:49 EST (#)
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+2 for thinking tall chicks are hot.
-1 for not being into lesbian porn.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:42:07 EST (#)
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Ok, upon review, maybe only 72% of this list applies.
There are at least five women on my floor who are over 5'11. The company should really consider putting together a basketball team.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:41:23 EST (#)
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I did one of these already...under an alter so it doesn't count.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:39:00 EST (#)
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I'd say about 80% of these apply to me.
And it's ok to have a little bit of an Amazon fetish. Makes it a bit more sporting to tangle with a woman you'd have to chase and wrestle to the ground to master, and who could possibly best you and leave you wanting. And who could totally rip your mule off with her rippling, Kegelized vaginal walls.