New improved Berty (1353 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-12-15 12:59:54 EST
As you can see I've lost the ponytail (careless really), had my face elongated by science and bought a shirt with buttons.
My bathroom is not quite as yellow as this picture might lead you to believe but that's no reason to believe that I had anything to do with the red on beige horror show behind me. If you have any suggestions for decor improvements I will be happy to read your hilarious comments but please be aware that shall be ignored.
p.s. DCWoody sent Coley pictures of his junk, she says that it is tiny.
User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-18 12:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Long hair looks so good on men.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2007-02-18 12:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave you alone for... ooooh.... 18 months, break an ankle, come back and what have you done?
Cut your hair so it looks like mine.
Damn you.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-02-08 05:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WILL YOU HAVE LUNCH WITH ME?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-18 12:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-17 06:14:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
auto super secret British +2 pact (except C1ndy)
Also, Dappa.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-18 10:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your hair.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-18 10:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you need a good wash bertram
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-12-17 19:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:54:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
my name is inigo montoya and you killed my father. prepare to die.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa....ha
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-17 08:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your hair looks really good like that hon..
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh Berrrrrty, you're so pretty
But I'll still give you the flu
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my name is inigo montoya and you killed my father. prepare to die.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm seeing kind of a Jim Morrison thing here.
maybe that's just me. i don't know. i think it's the look in the eyes. either way, i approve.
are you doing heroin Berty?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new and good for you!
next time though get a whole body shot, I love you withered little crippy legs wobbeling uselessly over the edge of your chair!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-16 10:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I order now, can I still get one in time for Christmas?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-16 09:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you do a lot of sassy hair tosses and wink at the ladies.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-12-16 07:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
improved?
impoverished more like.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-16 02:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 19:27:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
You still look like the shoe bomber.
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Haha! +2 for the hair.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 19:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you doing in shabazz's bathroom anyway?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 19:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You still look like the shoe bomber.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-15 19:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-15 15:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look a lot older here.
And more like Neil Morrissey
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-15 15:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat!!! Cat Stevens (before Islam conversion)!!!!
Dude! Loooooove your music!
I'm being followed by a Moonshadow
Moonshadow Moonshadow
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-12-15 14:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But are you still a cripple?
Just asking is all.....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:43:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lazlo Hollyfeld: Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?
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Great, underrated movie...Lots of funny lines in it.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Tip toe through the tulips with meeeeeeeeee..."
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like keano from bill & teds excellant adventure..
"no waaaayyy"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lazlo Hollyfeld: Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neil: "No way man ! Everyone knows sleep gives you CANCER!"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not really big into ice cream, and I have no kids.
Thank god.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummm, it's not "New & Improved". This is the same old shit.
Anyway, you're supposed to do this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73830
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too
Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a sweep's
On the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time
In the ashes and soot
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke
Up where the smoke is
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the chimney sweep world
When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
On the roof tops of London
Coo, what a sight!
I choose me bristles with pride
Yes, I do
A broom for the shaft
And a broom for the flume
Though I'm covered with soot
From me 'ead to me toes
A sweep knows 'e's welcome
Wherever 'e goes
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a sweep
You're in glad company
No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the new do Berty... it says very deep misunderstood artist to me. You need a guitar and a cause and a small tear in your eye for some impovrished place like Darfur or somesuch place.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why can't you boyz stand a little closer to the razor when you shave?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:13:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Or are you like Gilbert Grape, in that you deliver melting ice cream to desperate housewives and then lick it off of them while their children jump on the trampoline outside?
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In the real world any household containing children and recieving a delivery of ice cream would become a very un-private place for such shenanigans very quickly. If you want that sort of service you'll have to come to me.
And for God's sake bring a towel, I don't want to have to wash my sheets afterwards.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice DSLs!
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sexeeee! i like the new haircut! so me thinks you need to take a picture of those S&M boots.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:03:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your face is lopsided.
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YOUR face is up your ass.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a very nice person.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or are you like Gilbert Grape, in that you deliver melting ice cream to desperate housewives and then lick it off of them while their children jump on the trampoline outside?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You still look like a homo.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sooo are you trying to say you'd like to do my grocery shopping for me?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am merely a most humble servant Coley. An errand boy sent by grocery store clerks or somesuch.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you do a lot of sassy hair tosses and wink at the ladies.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I see now that you made note of that.
Good work, Bertram.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But the balls were HUGE!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:06:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
arab terrorist shoebombing fuck
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Jihad on you, you racist Jew, Nigger, Irish, Greek, motherfucker!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alrighty then.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
arab terrorist shoebombing fuck
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You may be out indy. I'll double check with the spirit level when I get back.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you, thank you. I'm glad to have brightened your day with my fuzzy countenance.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your face is lopsided.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a fantastic picture, Berty. Looking good!
*blush*
what I mean to say is I like your hair cut.
And the pink shower curtain.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y halo thar, "Wheels."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now Coley wishes it known that although his phallus is rather humble, his scrotal sack is immense.