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The Best Of HotorNot, Volume 1 (2849 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.71 on 75 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Littledan (View user info) at 2006-12-02 01:21:15 EST

Given a chance, I'd fuck all these bitches, except for Mr NAMBLA.JPG (1 MB)

User Reviews

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-31 22:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

solid gold.

Submitted by _God (user info) at 2007-03-18 17:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wierd...I am pretty sure I've seen almost all of these on the wesbite...San Diego search?

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-02-23 00:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish people had've nominated this for B@W 2 and a half months ago when I posted it!

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W!!!!!!!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-22 18:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jesus this post is good...should have been B@W.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you, Uberboard Fairy!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

worth re-rating

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-12 19:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This rocked.hard. I laughed, cried and then barfed. Awesome.

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2006-12-12 19:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit, I need to go on that site more often!

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ohhh how this made me smile.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-04 21:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAAAA!!!!

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-04 21:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-04 08:13:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a meet me at hot or not account that included this gem, "I am looking for a girl with low self esteem and no gag-reflex, big juggs a plus, and non-smokers only ." And I got responses.

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So... uh... you single?

Cuz I have this friend with a GREAT PERSONALITY. Ha ha, you thought I was hitting on you didn't you?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-04 20:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-12-02 07:18:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

You've opened my eyes to a new, terrible world.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-04 20:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

do MANY more of these, please

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-04 16:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sir are a comic genius!

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-04 16:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This deserves a plus 19. I loved this:

I HAVE HATE

That's my new catchphrase.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Isnt that second one Blob from the X Men?

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

flawless victory

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your stripper friend looks a LOT like this girl I play softball with...

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-04 08:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a meet me at hot or not account that included this gem, "I am looking for a girl with low self esteem and no gag-reflex, big juggs a plus, and non-smokers only ." And I got responses.

God bless the internet and girls willing to put out after one date with an internet perv.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-03 05:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

this was fantastic

Submitted by darien_redd (user info) at 2006-12-03 04:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

filename

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-03 01:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-02 22:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAH! I love it.

Nice picture right, then click view others and.. BAM

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=G8RMHUE

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-02 22:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://meetme.hotornot.com/?mp=1&state=vote&votee=3644557&vt=38&rand=433 Wow

Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2006-12-02 20:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My friends and I go on Hot or Not and try to find the most retarded and fucked up ugly people to laugh at. You have some real good ones here.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maltese shut the fuck up..

Also I'm going to message that beastality one, I've been looking for a bitch for my dog.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maltese shut up.

Good work whoever wrote this.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is glorious!

You should make this into a series of posts.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was ace.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking hell.

there are some fucking weirdos out there.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The scat lady likes boating, too. Funny you didn't mention that. Boating not freaky enough for you?

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Eeep

This guy scares me a little.

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GEREGSN

Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The bestiality chick looks EXACTLY like one of my teachers.

Huzzah for blackmail!

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-02 13:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Just Wow.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-02 12:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQHEKQG

I'd do her

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-12-02 12:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHGAHA

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-02 12:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the bestialty milf disturbs me

thorpe and johnukka got 10's

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-12-02 11:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-02 11:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe this shit is true.

The world's is one giant loser-fest.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-12-02 09:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-02 07:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-12-02 07:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You've opened my eyes to a new, terrible world.

I did a search for "Hitler" and was surprised by some of the people that showed up. Quite a few goth girls, which was odd. And racists sure like to use a lot of numbers as code. Such as 14 (words), 88, 100%, 311, 33/6, and even the beloved 4/20 -- apparently it's hitler's birthday.

I think the pot heads of the world should rise up and smite the neo nazis in an effort to take their numerological slang back, because, well, that would be hilarious to me.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-02 05:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EUKRBSO&key=GRC

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Thorpe is the funniest motherfucker on this site.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-02 03:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bahahahaha

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-02 03:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aqwesome

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope you do 20 as well, and there's plenty of material to choose from.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hilarious.

i hope you do 20 of these.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THE GOATSE CHICK KINDA LOOKS LIKE STRAWBERRYFANATIC, KINDA

KINKY

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've oftened a lot of these things myself...and apparently I'm hotter than 95% of the men on that site. Sweet, I feel validated and worthwhile.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the reviews especially.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market. I'm gonna open myself up a flea market, and you're gonna wish that you did. Might retire on the profits. First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars and I'm gonna put them on a shelf with my 800-dollar-a-month tax-free Century 21 shop. And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf, next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years. Then I'm going to get some plywood. I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares. Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares, and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood. And then I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood, and then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap and sell 'em for lots of money. People will be paying top dollar for my kids new... used... new toys and clothing. Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on."

"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market. I'm gonna open myself up a flea market, and you're gonna wish that you did. Might retire on the profits. First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars and I'm gonna put them on a shelf with my 800-dollar-a-month tax-free Century 21 shop. And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf, next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years. Then I'm going to get some plywood. I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares. Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares, and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood. And then I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood, and then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap and sell 'em for lots of money. People will be paying top dollar for my kids new... used... new toys and clothing. Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on."

"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market. I'm gonna open myself up a flea market, and you're gonna wish that you did. Might retire on the profits. First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars and I'm gonna put them on a shelf with my 800-dollar-a-month tax-free Century 21 shop. And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf, next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years. Then I'm going to get some plywood. I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares. Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares, and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood. And then I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood, and then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap and sell 'em for lots of money. People will be paying top dollar for my kids new... used... new toys and clothing. Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on."

"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market. I'm gonna open myself up a flea market, and you're gonna wish that you did. Might retire on the profits. First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars and I'm gonna put them on a shelf with my 800-dollar-a-month tax-free Century 21 shop. And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf, next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years. Then I'm going to get some plywood. I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares. Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares, and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood. And then I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood, and then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap and sell 'em for lots of money. People will be paying top dollar for my kids new... used... new toys and clothing. Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on."

"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market. I'm gonna open myself up a flea market, and you're gonna wish that you did. Might retire on the profits. First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars and I'm gonna put them on a shelf with my 800-dollar-a-month tax-free Century 21 shop. And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf, next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years. Then I'm going to get some plywood. I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares. Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares, and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood. And then I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood, and then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap and sell 'em for lots of money. People will be paying top dollar for my kids new... used... new toys and clothing. Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on."

"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market. I'm gonna open myself up a flea market, and you're gonna wish that you did. Might retire on the profits. First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars and I'm gonna put them on a shelf with my 800-dollar-a-month tax-free Century 21 shop. And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf, next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years. Then I'm going to get some plywood. I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares. Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares, and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood. And then I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood, and then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap and sell 'em for lots of money. People will be paying top dollar for my kids new... used... new toys and clothing. Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on."

FUCK

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These girls are REALLY fucking cute:

http://hotornot.com/r/?eid=AZKQRQG-PWJ
http://hotornot.com/r/?eid=AEBRASR-DRL

*jizzjaculates*

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These are the most ridiculous ones...

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OMHURZN
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KZAMHRA
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NZEZBEA
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GREYHMB
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GYK8RQB

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BBWs are all fun and games until someone gets a heart attack...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No way; these are totally adulterated.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

CREEPY!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:44:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot this:

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BMSSNEO&key=JKQ

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ew...that is disturbing.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:43:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am hotter than 50% of the men on that site!
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WHich means you're uglier then the other 50%?

man, you left yourself open for THAT one.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:43:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am hotter than 50% of the men on that site!

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you = dreamy. Short bus Casanova, no doubt.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot this:

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BMSSNEO&key=JKQ

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hawt.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am hotter than 50% of the men on that site!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:41:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thorpe gets a 10.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahhahaa

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thorpe gets a 10.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EUKRBSO&key=GRC

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:36:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

i would give this a +2, but it cant, cant, cant be real
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I GUARANTEE these are unadulterated. Type in those keywords, you'll find those same people. Scary, eh?

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

just fucking scary

Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i would give this a +2, but it cant, cant, cant be real

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Moms?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for content. -1 for actually having movies and music listed under your interests. That's like saying I like fun. Smiling's my favorite.