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Submitted by The Nick <nickuhlig.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-14 14:57:43 EST


This is by far the most messed up dream I have ever remembered, and I promise that every word of this retelling is true and unembellished (sp?).

I wouldn't try to read into it.

The dream is as follows:
I was in a small airplane sitting beside Al Sharpton, who was sweating very badly, and we were talking about how the stewardesses were racist and wouldn't let him sit in the front row of the plane (nobody was sitting there). I also remember telling him that racist people made me angry, sad, and ashamed. The plane was flying over the main street in my hometown, and when it reached an intersection near the river the plane disappeared and I was sort of gliding towards the intersection, which was in front of a park. I managed to stop by holding onto a traffic light pole (I had to stop because the light was red and there was traffic). Everyone on the plane kept walking towards the river, but I decided I didn't want to walk and so I let go of the pole, hit the ground, pumped my legs hard and began flying slowly overtop of them. Macaulay Culkin (as a young boy) was near the front of the group, so I flew overtop of him and waved, and his face lit up with a huge smile. I remember doing the breaststroke to gain more speed, and flying up and looking at the line of people coming from the intersection. I eventually came down, and landed in the river on some shallow stones. I walked up to the shore and began conversing with Macaulay (while lying in the water, blowing bubbles) about how flying was totally possible if you just hit the right air currents, and how I had once flown around for over an hour when I was at work (another dream that I had). He wanted to hear more, but we (the passengers of the plane) were going on a rock climbing expedition so he asked me to come with his group. I said yes, but I didn't have a helmet or any of the right equipment. His group started wading out into the river and across to the other shore, where there was a large forest. I told them to wait but they didn't wait long enough and I gave up trying to find a helmet.

For this last part I remember some people being in a room just up the beach (to the left if you look away from the water) discussing something, and a friend was among them, although I never saw him.

I don't need a psychoanalyst to tell me I have issues.

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I once had a dream in which I was just living a life (not mine, but similar): Work, TV, internet, food, etc. I was so bored that I woke up. I didnt realize why I woke up at first ... the alarm was not screaming at me, house was not on fire, etc. Then I remembered the dream and figured out that I was so bored that I actually woke up. I am bored now and hope I wake up to an exciting life of a clown.



Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

this dream means you're going to die soon.


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/78542
I think mine was weirder

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

other peoples dreams are ALWAYS interesting.



Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Those aren't issues, that's a perfectly normal dream. Dreaming about people getting hacksawed or small metallic spiders with looooong legs landing on your bed while you sleep, and climbing up to your face, now that'll mean something.

I'm not talking out of experience, y'know, just saying.

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love dreams nyuh

no, but really


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AL SHARPTON = NIGHTMARE FOR WHITEY


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