Gheylord of the Rank- A Long Expected Party (1381 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-11-09 06:37:49 EST
[The party is in full swing; the fireworks are going off and festivities are well underway. Some Uberbrits come in, staggering under the load of a huge pork pie, with candles already lit.]
[Others, including Nath, are dancing to music being played by the band.]
[Fabit casts sidelong glances at a lass dancing.]
Dervel: [greeting his guests inside the marquee] "Hello, hello, Fatty Bastard, lovely to see you! Welcome, welcome!"
[Nath takes a break from 'big fish, small fish, card-board box' to join Fabit.]
Nath: "Go on Fabit! Ask Wiki for a dance!"
Fabit: "I think I'll just have another Stella."
Nath: "Bugger that! Go on!"
[He pushes Fabit to the dance floor and into Wiki, they both stumble bacwards before collapsing to the ground. Nath laughs aloud.]
Shandy: [setting off a firework] "Whoa!"
[Fireworks explode over the party field, a huge glittering umbrella in the night sky which changes into spears and whizzes away into the distance.]
[Dervel is telling stories to the Uberbrit children gathered at his feet.]
Dervel: " So there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous trolls! And they were all arguing amongst themselves about who had the gheyest hair, which members of girls aloud weren't attractive enough for them or which fags they would belt if they ever came face to face."
[A cute Uberbrit child gasps and shakes her head.]
Dervel: "They spent so much time arguing complete bollocks, that the sun's first light cracked over the top of the trees — poof!"
[Uberbrit Children gasp.]
Dervel: "They were petrified by their own terrible gheyness!"
[Shandy, laughing, returns from his cart with more fireworks.]
[A young and extraordinarily good looking Uberbrit (perhaps one would say dashing) appears from behind the tent, signaling his friend to get onto Shandy's cart.]
Berty: "Quickly!"
[Shandy releases a busy shower of firework butterflies, to the amusement of the children, who try to catch them.]
Shandy: "Whoa! Up they go."
Berty: "No, no the big one, big one."
[The second Uberbrit grabs a huge bulbous and purple firework and disappears inside the tent.]
[His friend nonchalantly chews an apple, and strolls after him.]
[Dervel is still greeting guests. One of them seems to have an inexhaustible supply of children.]
Dervel: "Mrs. Scourgeridden, how nice to see you! Welcome, welcome. Are all these children yours?"
[Mrs. Scourgeridden nods sullenly.]
Dervel: "Good gracious. You have been productive!"
[Mrs Scourgeridden wearily passes on. Dervel's ears are assailed by a familiar strident voice.]
Sacrilicious-Bagginess: "Dervel!?"
Dervel: "S-S-Sacrilicious-Bagginess!"
[He grabs Nath and they head into another corner of the tent.]
Dervel: "Quickly! Hide me!"
[Dervel holes up behind a tent fold as Frodo stands in front of him with his arms folded over his shoulders and pretends to make out. Sacrilicious-Bagginess searches for them, and then retreats, baulked of her prey. Dervel breathes a huge sigh of relief, and then slaps Nath's shoulder, starteling the carried away young lad.]
Dervel: "Thank you my boy."
[He sighs again and Nath chuckles quietly. Dervel then becomes more serious.]
Dervel: "You're a good lad, Nathan."
[Nath stares at his uncle.]
Nath: Yesterday you called me bone-idle, bearded, bastard.
Dervel: "Well, you've got to understand that I'm very selfish, you know. Yes, I am. Very selfish... I don't know why I took you in after your mother and father died, burden that you are, but it wasn't out of charity. I think it was because, of all my numerous relations, you were the only one that could tell a good big dick joke."
[Dervel looks wistfully into Nath's eyes, who stares back in confusion.]
Nath: "Dervel, have you been been getting rat-arsed on the White Lightining?"
Dervel: "No. Well, yes. But that's — that's — not the point. The point is, Nath — you'll be all right. Any situation can be solved with a good dick joke."
[The two Uberbrits inside the tent have managed to get their firework ready to light up.]
Red: "Done."
[He lights the fuse.]
Berty: "You're supposed to shove it in the ground!"
Red: "It is in the ground."
[They pass it to and fro like a hot potato.]
Berty: "Get it outside!"
Red: "It was your idea, you bloody loon!"
[Just then the firework explodes upwards, throwing them on to the ground and taking the tent up with it.]
[High above the crowd, it bursts into the shape of a giant rotting vag, turns and swoops slowly towards the merrymakers. The Uberbrits make a hurried attempt to get out of the way.]
Random extra with welsh accent: "Look at that!"
[Nath's face is lit momentarily by the oyster's brightly luminescent slime. He shoves Dervel away from him and cowers behind the hysterical and pregnant Mrs. Scourgeridden.]
Nath: "Dervel! For fucks sake look out for that disgusting, rotten, axe wound!"
Dervel: "Rotten axe wound? Nonsense! Urbane's parts haven't been seen in these parts for a thousand years..."
[Nath leaps up and pushes Dervel to the ground. The oyster swoops low over the hobbits' heads, flies off and bursts into a beautiful finale over the lake. Uberbrits clap and cheer.]
[The two Uberbrits, now covered in soot, gaze proudly at their accomplishment.]
Berty: "That was ace!"
Red: "Let's get another one!"
[Shandy comes up behind them and grabs them each by their ear.]
Berty & Red: "Aah! Help! Rape!"
Shandy: "Bertros Bertros Bertram, and Redskies Fook. I might have known."
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-04 02:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chop chop Berty or I'll gut ya.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-04 02:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh for the love of God why? It's terrible and just the bloody screenplay with the names changed. Can't you just watch the film and pretend?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-02 11:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But that's where all my stuff is
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-02 11:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something reminded me of this yesterday, and now it's on MRR. Get out of my head, Jake.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-02 10:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post more of this you bastard
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have never initiated nor been involved with a preternatural courtship.
I don't think.
Well... maybe, but if so then I was the younger party.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*GASP*
you had me at... erm...ok, I'll bite, cancer!
you poor dear you.
(but really, telling all your secrets like that..is it wise, d'you think?)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:57:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well! Lets pretend for a moment that I am initiating a preternatural courtship with a lonely young girl-child. I want her to feel like she doesn't need to have her gaurd up around me, that in spite of the fact I am an older stranger that I am not in a position of adult power over her.
So I say I have cancer, that I'm unwell, so that she feels we're on more equal footing.
Then I tell her how special I think she is and how much fun I have being around her. Then I invite her either too my place or some other secluded spot where we hug a lot. Then we go back there and have wild monkey sex. After a while I tell her I never had cancer and I just blurted it out because I didn't know what to say. She forgives me and we ride of into the sunset together for more wild monkey sex.
Then we get found out and it all goes Pete Tong, as we say in the British Isles.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. I made it into something and I haven't been on Uber in FOREVER.
I love you, Berty.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
forgot to rate this earlier
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 even though I haven't yet made an appearance.
-Dave
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet zombie jesus what an insane amount of reviews
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck needs gabbly
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, when I was younger she was my favorite. I'm not sure who it would be now. I need to read them again.
It would actually be fun to be shelob, but that's up to Berty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eowyn is a bitch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooops
:D
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's my favorite character in the books.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
why do you break my heart, love?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:07:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
just as long as i'm not the retard that fell in love with aragorn despite him being in love with an elf.
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Ahahaha. Shut up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just as long as i'm not the retard that fell in love with aragorn despite him being in love with an elf.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lost in Space was a shit film Berty. Shit.
Really shit
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When spider babies hatch they swarm over and consume their mother.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anansie - you're Shelob - stop dicking about
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even really want to be Shelob. If anything I'd rather be Eowyn, since she was my favorite character. But, I have a feeling that role is taken...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The reviews Crystal. By miles
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great honk!
I don't know which is better - the post, or the reviews!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure if a spider was hungry and one of it's babies made the mistake of coming back to the web, it would eat it.
Anyways, I'm not just any spider. I'm Shelob, bitch. I do what I want.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought hamsters were from the tundra of northern europe and asia. like russia and mongolia.
don't peruvians just fry guinea pigs? apollo should stay away from there. then again if they did a shrunken head version of him he'd look perfectly normal.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd eat deep fried hamster
You'd likely have to hav a bucket a la KFC - coz there's not a huge amount of meat on a hamster really - particularly once they're deep fried.
Hungry now
*books holiday to Peru*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they just kick them out they don't eat them. hamsters eat their young because they don't want to share their dried corn with them. that's way more callous. baby eating over birdseed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Noonie is wrong about spider babies. Spiders are notoriously untrustworthy and callous to their young.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're supposed to eat your mate not your babies. jake's got the thing for hamsters, he's supposed to eat his babies.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, yes, and I can't wait to eat them!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber drama - Anansie is preggers!!!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've read the Silmarillion. You must be hardcore.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll tell Ungoliant the Unlight on you :(
God damn my nerdiness
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when is fathead88 going to make an appearance?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll send my thousands of children after you. You can bet they left that out of the epilogue.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll help you kill him.
with glee.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shelob and Pippin Took never meet in the book or film. I'm safe oh hairy legged one.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once worked in a restaurant that played that song several times a day, ever single fucking day. And now I must kill you, red. You have brought back painful memories.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and bought the album
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Noonie sang along to Shanks and Bigfoot's Sweet Like Chocolate.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that song/video makes me want to punch kittens into babies.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a date Noonie
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not whippet.
the things you maked whip cream out of. they're laughing gas in a can. either way, i'll get you a box. and we can turn your giant DSLs blue and finally give you a manly voice.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What are 'whippets?' I believe they are a northern racing dog.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
says the black widow...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One can only hope
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what the dynamics of a ten-ton octopus monster taking advantage of a vampire giraffe would be. She would most undoubtedly devour him afterwards.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
make the most of the nitrous. really is a pleasant floating feeling. i'll even mail you some whippits to prepare you for the experience.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger_with_dental_attachments wants to be a proper dentist.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M IN HERE!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They all do that, sugar. Didn't you know? Just try to enjoy it a little next time.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, so that's why you're afraid of bum sex!
*comforts jake lovingly*
it's ok, i'll make sure you won't remember me violating you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My dentist threw his tools down in dismay when he saw my teeth - perfection (he said in tones tinged with awe) - had been achieved - and what could any mere craftsman like himself do when he saw a benchmark that none other could reach?
Or perhaps it was the gas and air in the room - either way - I remember giggling - then rubber gloves - then a bright light - and a feeling of violation...
I think my dentist took advantage of me
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
everybody is a cunt.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
christ jake, you're so english it makes my teeth go crooked just thinking about it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*runs as quickly as he can on his 'ittle 'obbit legs.*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, my. It's come to that has it?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucky Berty
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well. That was unsettling.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's it, i'm blowing berty and then saving the evidence for your tea.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*DESPERATE TO SATIATE HER RAVENOUS HUNGER*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*pictures the scene where Noonie pulls Nath towards her maw while various Uber user all thrust at her frantically*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:20:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:19:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go ahead and bet ten dollars that toothy vacuous gap that threatens to devour us all is not your mouth, Miss Octopi Succubi.
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<3
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and much weeping ensued.
just for that jake, i'm not grabbing yours.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT SHE SURE CAN SUCK
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:19:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go ahead and bet ten dollars that toothy vacuous gap that threatens to devour us all is not your mouth, Miss Octopi Succubi.
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:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She grabs blokes by the tentacles.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:19:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go ahead and bet ten dollars that toothy vacuous gap that threatens to devour us all is not your mouth, Miss Octopi Succubi.
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HAHAHA HAHAHAH HAHHAHAHA HAHAAAA *clutches ribs* HAHA HAHAHAHA
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i only have one tentacle.
do extremely long, prehensile tongues count as tentacles or does it need at least one suction cup to qualify?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go ahead and bet ten dollars that toothy vacuous gap that threatens to devour us all is not your mouth, Miss Octopi Succubi.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:14:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT I STILL WANNA BE A PRINCESS WHEN I GROW UP!!!
STOP PISSING ON MY DREAMS SPIDERWOMAN!!!
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BACK, YE MANY-TENTACLED BEAST OF HADES!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not british. damn that means i'm not getting my ass grabbed.
(i pictured jake frolicking about flapping his arms and skipping as i'm sure all englishmen do when they run frantically)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Noonie is a wannabe Brit - not a true Brit. She's like Mel Gibson for the Scots.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, those silly little Brits and their tomfoolery and grabassing...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*RUNS FRANTICALLY*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT I STILL WANNA BE A PRINCESS WHEN I GROW UP!!!
STOP PISSING ON MY DREAMS SPIDERWOMAN!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Noonie can't be an elf princess. It makes no sense.
She can be the watcher in the water
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit your bitching noonie. He's probably going to make you that damn elf princess who had no lines in the book but had a whole subplot of her own in the movie.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*cries softly into crook of elbow*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:01:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm still not in it :(
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You're not going to be in it for ages.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm still not in it :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Continuity error -1540?. Error Error. Reboot humour module.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
His Grammar, Spelling and Fact Checker is going wild! Everyone duck and cover!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*ignores Redskriesrookrake*. sooooooooo, Bertram, you made a mistake. It's no big deal - right? Humans are prone to the odd editorial mishap....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:51:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
*slides across floor, pumps fist* that's not slang for anything.
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Stop pumping into your fist Danger_Ranger. Robots can't masturbate
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've lost me D_R. You're making less sense than a bad metaphore.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is eighty force, Paki - the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. Do. You. Read. copy that jargon. copy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*throws kebab wrapper into bin*
I wasn't eating kebab.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:57:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR FINTAN!
Oops wrong post OMG.
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hehe-hehe. come in Berty, over..
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR FINTAN!
Oops wrong post OMG.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*slides across floor, pumps fist* that's not slang for anything.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your mum.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's probably eating an old kebab.
That's British slang for something
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sighs. Haven't you got a tank to stand in front of Betterdeadthanred? Where the fuck is Berty?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
40 eh? Or as you say 101000.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No it's on punch cards you fuckface, I'm 40. SAY IT BERTY!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are no Welsh allowed on Uber or, as the Welsh call it 'mahllinglagoghgoghgoghuberlookyouwhatever'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An 'obbit actually.
durrr
When you read uber Danger_bot - is everything underlined with a squiggly red and green line?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
c'mon Berty, say it. "Yes, Danger, I'm only human - I make mistakes.."
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well you're only human, right? (just say 'yes').
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't remember there being a robot in Lord of the Rings. That's you out D_R_unprofessional_edition.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:32:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RAPE RAPE RAPE
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD!
I went over this thing for, like, five minutes looking for errors! I cannot believe that one got through.
I should hire a proof reader.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95454#2215680
and I'm a person, Derktram. Frodo ain't no uberer I've ever heard of. They use editing in Frodo?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love it
*snaps*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:56:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you're still using the rake, Bertram.
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Eh? What are you on about, Danger_Robotron?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have decided that ripping off the film and altering with gratuitous name-dropping is far easier than doing anything actually original, Joey.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done, again.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dervel holes up behind a tent fold as Frodo stands in front of him with his arms folded over his shoulders and pretends to make out."
HAHAHA
DRATS, FOILED AGAIN
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you're still using the rake, Bertram.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you seriously doing the whole thing, because that would be fan-fucking-tastic.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:42:18 EST (#)
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