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Why I Hate Monkeys (1936 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -0.38 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Thomas R. Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2006-11-07 09:35:51 EST


Inspired by this masterpiece: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95423



Come mister tally-mon, tally me banana.jpg (332 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How dare you, how very dare you.......

My monkey can kill you.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Vag is vag. Fuck it."

That's my motto.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Only no 2 actually featured monkeys

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-08 07:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

unfunniest piece of shit in a while, you should choke on something sharp.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Spook, on a scale of one to ten, how excited are you for the OSU/U of M game on the 18th? I think I'm somewhere around a 26.



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


MMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


I'm fucking pumped. Biggest game of my lifetime thus far. My old man has sent me every sports page from Cleveland in hopes I can frame my garage with them one day.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

a spider monkey stole a ring from me once...i'll never forget..NEVAR

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:39:01 (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:06 (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm going to have to agree with the crickets on this one


Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So lovably offensive.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pfft. Pffffffffffft.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey BuckeyesTHEGAME next time ill make sure i pay you the respect you're due

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh. Whatever.

I still hate niggers.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

at least you know it was gay

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Spook, on a scale of one to ten, how excited are you for the OSU/U of M game on the 18th? I think I'm somewhere around a 26.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uh oh, you didn't win over the losers on this website.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You have my most sincere apologies then

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh wait, I left a part out, its supposed to go at the very beginning:

Here we come
Walkin down the street
We see the funniest faces on everyone we meeeeeeeeeet.....

STILL SHIT!

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hey hey we're the monkees
some people say we monkey around
but we're too busy singin'
to put anybody down

hey hey we're the monkees
come and watch us sing and play
we're the young generation
and we've got somethin to say

hey hey we're the monkees
you never know where we'll be found
so you betta get ready
we may be comin to your towwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!

SHIT!

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And I know it's not good...thus the existance of the crickets.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 monkey pictures
-2 monkey hate

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I um, wasn't getting defensive. Like, at all....

Yikes.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I honestly didn't find this funny, I'm sorry if that upsets you. What the fuck else can I say without you getting defensive? Stop thinking it's personal, this was just shit

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:43:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

monkeys rock, don't diss

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You're new, so I'll forgive you for this faux pas. Just so you know, I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm friends with...Merlin Olsen. He stops by from time to time.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

monkeys rock, don't diss

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:06 (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm going to have to agree with the crickets on this one

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Oh yea, me too. I plaga...plagia...plaja...stole this from some random internet message board and passed it off as my own. Wait, no...no I didn't. I should have, though.

So....how are things? I'm eating Apple Jacks.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

plus they make more monkeys
and gave the world AIDS

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:06 (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm going to have to agree with the crickets on this one

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

looks like alot of apes to me.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hairy shit. Not unlike myself.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

unfunniest piece of shit in a while, you should post less often

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm going to have to agree with the crickets on this one


But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer