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A Common Misconception (779 hits)

Category: UberMadness! Entry

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Submitted by Bigmike (View user info) at 2006-11-06 00:36:29 EST


This post was an official UberMadness! entry. Click here to view the original matchup.


Jesus once said, with a smile on his lips,
To follows one's dreams is sublime.
The followers followed, and just like blood drips,
The clock just kept ticking the time.

And the masses moved on towards a finely tuned light,
Seeking shelter from dangers untold.
One by one they then reached unbelievable height,
Open arms, welcomed into the fold.

"It is here you are safe," said the voice from above,
Cooing softly but with great deliverance.
"It is here that you'll find truth and warmth borne of love,
If you deem to accept me in reverence."

And the creatures believed and they basked in his charm,
Feeling solace with each passing hour.
He bathed them with innocence and kept them from harm,
Until awe took them, raising his power.

Then he watched them to do things that mere mortals do dread,
All in the name of the lord.
The rooftops they shuddered, the seas then turned red,
Only spilled blood was left by the horde.

There was carnage and anarchy living on high,
And the air was thick ash on the wind.
From the fires of brimstone borne deeply inside,
Of an earth that was boiling within.

And then Jesus himself came to lead the parade,
That was causing the end of creation.
With the Devil beside him, what a duo they made,
Laughing loudly at such decimation.

Then the creatures did realize what errs they did make,
And they started to turn and repent.
By that time they knew it was already too late,
And the faith that was theirs was much spent.

"Oh lord do we deserve this deceit that you've wrought,
with your ill fallen angel in tow?"
The masses they asked with the fates that they bought,
By the following of such a foe.

"All I asked of you children," he said with a smile,
was to listen to my spoken word.
But you took it too far with your cunning and guile,
Turning selfish with all that you heard.

You cheated and tortured and lied in my name,
And you touted the scripture and verse.
And then represented yourselves when I came,
With a purity oh so perverse.

So I asked of a favor from my fallen lord,
A lesson for you all to learn.
That the false love of gods and the lies of the word,
Will repay to you all that you earn.

And the solace of crosses in the places you find,
When you pray at each one of your stations.
Are a gross example of blind leading blind,
Yet so common of a misconception.

For you see there is nothing that saves you your fate,
Your dark nature that turns on you now.
And the devil and I know that it's not too late,
To start over as turning a plow."

And with that came a roar and a sound very loud,
And the end of all creatures was nigh.
In the end both lords looked at each other and shrugged,
Starting over with nary a sigh.


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