Ubersite Hall of Shame v1.93 (1923 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 2 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2006-11-01 14:14:58 EST
Maybe it's the 'natural' thing to do--to go looking for the worst, exploring for the most depraved, disgusting and demoralized examples of Ubersite and its netizens.
Who cares, it's worth the laugh. And anything that makes you laugh, must be good, sort of.
Here's my partial list of the worst of the best worstest best.
Come to think of it, you could probably put yourself on this list.
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TOP TEN OF THE BOTTOM TWENTY SIX THOUSAND IN NO PARTIKULER ORDER
1.) 'horizon lyrics' by Vandownbytheriver
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38600
A brief, but touching look at humanity through song. Vandownbytheriver poses a very interesting question at the end, one that will echo within you for seconds to come.
2.) 'Killing ourselevs' by Uncle_Ho
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23694
Dramatic. Accurate. Intuitive. These are words that you will not use when describing this post. My favourite part is asking the police for C4 explosives. Potential kidnappers/bankrobbers and terrorists should have this as required reading.
3.) 'get your shit together' by JujiMufu
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17776
A gripping, tear-jerking tale of heartbreak, family abuse and alcholism. The title serves as a clarion call for more positive and productive days. I for one am 'getting my shit together'.
4.) 'Good sayings' by Jibbah
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28267
Strange that the post only includes one saying--I believe the author used 'sayings' as a red herring to garner more hits and stardom. It didn't work, but the post is a fine example of how rape can be funnyish.
5.) 'You all suck!' by mickey
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22908
This is an instant classic, back from when Uber was still under 5000 of Method's alters. You'll note the very accute statement from bob 'why is it that the higher we get, the lower the iq?'.
6.) 'sex story, i find you will enjoy it ! h@ h@ h@' by gollum
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21949
Intelligent and sensual, this post is the story of an Asian whore as she gets fucked. At least I think it is, I briefly scrolled through it and figured that the large amount of F bombs must mean it's a gooddun. MY EYES!
7.) 'Last episode of family matter that was never video tapped' by dirtyredshaki
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74213
A stunning example of brutalized English. Made me weep until I read the comments. Nothing is as hated on Uber as bad 'grammer'.
8.) 'school drop outs' by opethinc86
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34359
Pure greatness. After posting this, optheinc86 was shot down by a cop posing as a bankrobber, which makes the line 'on top of that kids dont seem to like to learn anything like how to ride in a car and fill out aplctions for jobs.' all the more touching. Good luck in heaven, maybe the angels will teach you how to add an attachment. Sob.
e.) 'OH Come on!' by SandyK
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27516
An investigative look into the lack of quality programming for young children and one parents plight to enjoy Full House at all costs--despite this, I don't have a fucking clue what Ron said.
2.) 'history months' by nickpost
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25866
A tough (painfully tough) look at racism and double standards. WET sounds like a good idea, and I'm sure that deep fried turkey eating incest machines all over southern buttfuck america ate up this idea like...like...well, like whatever those fat fucks are willing to scarf down.
2.) 'why do we get called names?????' by candyqueen4life
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16782
One brave woman takes a long look at 'slutism' and ponders fucking 200 guys. The ending is a killer 'ITS FUCKED GIRLS.' Bravo, now go get AIDS.
0.) 'Baseball Sucks' by sirhcjd
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7514
A one hit wonder, actually a one sentence wonder. I've got to say though watching a 'dogg' lick its balls is probably better than sitting through a baseball game, what a buttload of fuck that 'sport' is. Shlongy likes it because it's lame, and lame is as lame does.
e.) 'Funny people' by vvvvvv
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12227
This camp 'consler' has a really interesting thing to say about kids getting smacked in the throat by 'raquetballs'. I dug it, and laughed. I'm pretty sure after posting this she fell down some stairs and died.
5.) 'g/f's mom' by nykdawg20
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32254
Gripping. The thick plot will have you at the edge of your seat asking 'what happened after you sent her the pictures!!!????' I know I did, then I read the next five words.
1.) 'a cool quote' by sweetest_country_girl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22191
This post contains the soul of Ubersite: something beautiful getting raped, repeatedly. The comments are golden, the aftermath isn't--country_girl suicided herself shortly after posting, her death note said only 'fuck you and fuck the flower.'
User Reviews
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-11-02 09:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All awesome in their own special way
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-02 09:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It actually upset me a little that uber now throws posts off of the main page if their rating tanks. Gems like these will now go totally unnoticed.
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-02 02:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool list, but I want to know how you found out sweetest_country_girl "suicided (killed?) herself".
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i managed to read the long one with no paragraphs - a real treat involving the rape of child being sold into whoredom by her dad
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've read a lot of those already.
Great list.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One list i'm glad I didn't make
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EXCELLENT IDEA, EXCELLENT EXECUTION
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot this Gem:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28816
A precurser to the heady days of ETS.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:42:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cindy Margolis has finally posed nude (in Playboy). When will these people realize, when you're 40, no one wants to see you naked anymore! I, for one, was quite disappointed, but judge for yourself.
NSFW link:
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2006/11/cindy-margolis-nude-playboy-photos/
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely idea, legend.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-01 14:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 14:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I READ THEM ALL AND FINGERFUCKED TERRY IRWIN
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 14:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you forgot about this little gem.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4939
ah, the days of yidele, streetpunk, d_d, lodnem, blanchfor (derek), sky, catscradle, insanethemind (RIP michael and fuck you), and my other favorites.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-11-01 14:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
His name is Torben Wigger, and I'm pretty sure he invented hackeysack.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-01 14:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know about the posts - but that picture raped my mind, and now I'm scarred for life.
I think in elementary school I had a gym teacher who looked just like that.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-11-01 14:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're wondering, Rocketman plays bongos in my new band 'Miss Lollipop and the Retarded Handfuckers'.
He's a musical genius.