Can I ask you a legitimate question? (1215 hits)
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Submitted by Munkeypants (View user info) at 2006-10-22 19:32:13 EDT
What are this man's chances of getting laid tonight?
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-12-28 19:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
slim and none
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-11-29 22:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i see someone cracked into my account. WTF?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-23 19:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt: "Six times?"
Ben: "Six times to the munkeypants."
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt is one charming guy.. he did after all smoke me up a couple years ago in my van.
That sounds gay, but it isnt.
Then I passed out and everyone came looking for me. I woke up at about 5 in the morning wondering where I was and drove home.
Hope you got laid Matt...
....asshole.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi paula
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slim to none.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dunno....is he at an 'ubercon'?
if so then 100%.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:36:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
A little less than mine, which isn't saying much.
===
Actually, that says a LOT.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not only would I put his odds at getting laid in any given night +280, I'd put his lifetime O/U at 8.
I'll take both for a nickle, and put them together for a dollar.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty fuckin' good.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay that was wrong. sorry. Hello Munkeypants it's nice to see you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dunno.. you got your period?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time no see!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-10-23 07:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
slim to none
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 01:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's Matt M., isn't it? He's not bad-looking as long as a camera isn't pointed up his nostrils and he's not grimacing.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-10-23 00:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know there are better dating sites than Ubersite....all of the Alters I mean how can you really tell just who is who...I mean for god sakes the only decent girl even worth angry rapeing is paint_it_black...no wait her gonorrhea would really make for a shitty start to your morning...and please oh please don't eat another bowl of Oathmeal because it sticks in your teeth, trust me, not sexy.
Submitted by FeMan (user info) at 2006-10-22 23:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-22 23:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zero.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-22 23:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-22 23:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nevar.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-22 22:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
qui?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2006-10-22 22:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well hell look at that, my little munkey friend came out to play.
Hi munkey!!
'k bye
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-22 21:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Does he normally wear glasses? He's all squinty.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-10-22 21:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
umm 25%?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What do you mean "tonight?" This guy has NEVER been laid.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
his chances are about one in filename
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zero, although that pretty much ties his chances with basically, 99.95% of Uber.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that maiorano?
i could be dead wrong since i dont have my glasses on.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maiorano?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THATS MATTY MAI "TAI" ORIONONAONO
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for teh munkeypants!
Now who the hell is that???
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-22 20:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You waited 11 months for this?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the condom wrrapper is under the sink because somebody was masturbating and didnt want to get their hands wet
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
given the situation and his girthyness I'd put those odds at 98%
do me a favor
ask him if he got that text message from me last night
oh and another thing
HI MUNKEYPANTS LONG TIME NO SEE
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Give him Caul's address and the chances go up...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
with that face?
not good.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so he's your boyfriend and you think he cheated on you?
good for him!
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably higher than my chances, since my girlfriend is 3000 miles away, and I won't cheat.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd just like somebody to explain the presence of the condom wrapper under the sink.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what is this?
you wanna fuck him?
he insulted one of your girl friends?
either way...-2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A little less than mine, which isn't saying much.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't do it Munkey! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ITS BEEN