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APW: Valley of Shadow and Light (561 hits)

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Labels: apw

Rating: 1.69 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-20 16:30:35 EDT




Greg Martin - Valley of Shadow and Light.JPG (78 kB)

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Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more Apocalypse.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the people's court is near by. 30 min trade ride, i'll subpoena you for a paternity test there.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-20 20:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shrugomatic

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-20 20:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know the drill, you silly little bitch...

APW = AUTO +2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I cropped out the valley because I didn't think the stream looks at all impressive compared to everything above it. Maybe this was the point. Or maybe the artist thought he had a good name and needed to add a valley to justify it. Whatever - I just plain didn't like it. Unfair? Absolutely.

I agree with you regarding it being computer generated. More of my respect goes to people who use oil, paint or stone, but damn if the guy didn't cook up a great sky here.

You can rate this however you like. I don't have a problem with it.

And hey, at least you're speaking your mind about it. So thanks.



Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

'Fuck the Uniter' was Al Gore's secret service code name during the 2000 presidential election cycle, actually. That's where I got it. I also have all your home addresses.

I stand by what I said.

The title of the work is The Valley of Shadows and Light.

You cropped out the valley (so the picture better fit your mediocre poem?), and then superimposed your words on top of the artwork.

It seems disrespectful to me, although the picture looks computer generated, so it probably shouldn't engender much respect in the first place.

Worth looking at is not insulting, by the way.

Everything does not kick all ass, either.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That song makes me want to practice conceiving feeties. Works every time.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Fuck The Uniter in his left ear" is definitely not a Zeppelin song.

You're thinking of "Kashmir."



"Kashmir."

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like it, even without the stream.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pretty sure that's a Led Xeppelin song, dude./././

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome pic, great poem.
Fuck The Uniter in his left ear.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maury's fine by me, but I insist on going on Montel Williams at some point too.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah and you're gonna be paying child support bitch so watch it or i'll ream you good.
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Call Maury. I'm his uberbabymama. It's well documented.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Better with the stream and without the poem.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um, this most certainly was not my doing.
I've got my hands full already.



Not my fault you can't keep your legs closed, either.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah and you're gonna be paying child support bitch so watch it or i'll ream you good.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're just hormonal because you're preggers, Noonie.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this sucked.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like I'm the asshole, then.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:44:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:41:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice - but I think it was better with the stream. It provided depth perception, and allowed you create a sense of scale.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:41:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice - but I think it was better with the stream. It provided depth perception, and allowed you create a sense of scale.

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice - but I think it was better with the stream. It provided depth perception, and allowed you create a sense of scale.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cropped and such from the original: http://images.epilogue.net/users/sirgerg/The_Valley_of_Shadows___Light.jpg

I had no use for the stupid stream at the bottom.
Hopefully it wasn't the focal point of the piece, and the artist didn't spend like three hours shading the upper lip.


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