I Had A Pull Just Before Last Night And Am Having One Now OR My Ideal Root (+ Partial CAMWHORE! - NSFW) (1414 hits)
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Submitted by Arnie Geddon <wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-16 01:49:12 EDT
From the time from just prior to just before, ok, well maybe not JUST before but it was only a little while ago, I worked out who it was I wanted to do and my sexual orientation played a fucking massive part in it. Let me tell you, there was no frigging vision, I just squeezed my eyes shut and held my tongue at a funny angle.
I'd like to share some of the criteria with you, because I'm still whacking off.
1. You must have an unhealthy obsession with taking it in the back seat, other than that I won't do kink.
2. You must have a large supply of whatever gets you off.
3. You must have 3 and a ½ one-month-old clean bills of health signed by 3 and ½ different and accredited medical practitioners.
4. You must have no feet, or coarse twine pubic hair, or be afraid of getting wired. Experiment, don't be a chicken.
5. You must have the latest copy of Maps Of England - Explained.
6. You must have Hayao Miyazaki's "Porco Rosso" completely memorised. It will be acted out.
7. You must have at least one large rear end.
8. You must have no legs.
9. You must be a proponent of playing out fantasies, like being taken by a stranger in a field, intially suprised, scared and frightened, whimpering... yet excited, acquiescing, gradually succumbing to the unknown, or what I like to call rape.
10. You must be a fan of suspender belts (see below) and just sit there and shut the shut fuck up.
oh I know I'm being too specific.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-18 14:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, but this exact post already was done about a year and a half ago, probably by you.
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-17 01:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, this pic just still dosn't do it for me. Mabye if there was some giant horse penis or elephant penis, or old ladies getting rammed.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if there is a noise te be mad passing out, then assume that I#m making it now.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I rest my case, Liberace.
I'm taking my kids to the park, because that's what we do over here in Australia, go outside and stuff. Yul Bryyner had cancer and he was already bald, so man up.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and cancer IS all about me. Thgats why I got it in the firsat place. I wanted people to see me and say: "You're so brave for doing what your doing;"
and then I could say:
"YES. YOU ARE CORRECT. THERE IS SOMETHING VERY VERY COURAGEOUS ABOUT CONTRACTING A TERMINAL ILLNESS AND THEN SUFFERING THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE ONLY CURE. THAT MAKES ME INCREDIBLY BRAVE. WORSHIP ME IKE YOU WOULD AN AIDS SUFFERER - (BUT NOT ON OF THOSE AIDS GUYS THAT GOT IT FRROM SHARING NEEDLES BEASUE THEY'RE DIRTY)."
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
erm..... okay, I have to go now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
vast. even.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my penis is vewry large
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cancer isn't all about you Spam.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Name calling? You've resorted to name calling??
Fuck you Spam, I'm sorry about your cancer but there's NOT TOO FUCKING MUCH I CAN DO ABOUT FUCKING TIME ZONES IS THERE!??!!!
I
DON'T
HAVE
TO
PUT
UP
WITH
YOUR
SHIT
WHEN
I'VE
GOT
PROBLEMS
OF
MY
OWN....
priscilla queen of the desert.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cunt
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SEE WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO??
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking australians.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR CRAZY *we're half a day ahead of you" TIMEZONE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPEND WHEN I REVIEW ON UBER WHEN I'm PISSED LIKE LEE MARVIN'S LIVER.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did, but then peopl accusd m of looking like a fat Chino Marino, I couldn't se it myself, mainly becaus emy ginat belly eas in the way.
thr appears to b somthing wrong with my 'E' key.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:44:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONSTANT COMMENTS ABOUT MY HAIR DANGER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT I RECENTLY HAD FAKECANCER OF THE TOENAIL?? I HAVN'T GOT ANY HAIR AFTER THE ROY KEANOTHERAPY.
YOU BASTARD.
WHY DO YOU TEASE ME SO ABOUT THAT WHICH I ONCE HAD IN SUCH ABUNDANCE????!!!!!!111
**cries luminescent tears**
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oh.
Well, how the fuck was I supposed to know!???
Get a wig................ homo.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONSTANT COMMENTS ABOUT MY HAIR DANGER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT I RECENTLY HAD FAKECANCER OF THE TOENAIL?? I HAVN'T GOT ANY HAIR AFTER THE ROY KEANOTHERAPY.
YOU BASTARD.
WHY DO YOU TEASE ME SO ABOUT THAT WHICH I ONCE HAD IN SUCH ABUNDANCE????!!!!!!111
**cries luminescent tears**
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get a haircut Spam you poof.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Arnie Geddon
-obviously.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Arbiegedden : Officially the best alter ever to grace Ubersite. (well, until we have definative proof about Electro anyway).
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-16 21:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you for doing a parody, #4 is the shit
MY PICTURE WAS BETTER!!! ;)
Linkwhore! http://www.ubersite.com/m/93096
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-16 13:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
on on
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-09-16 12:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awful.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-16 08:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2006-09-16 07:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-16 06:36:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit?
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it's a parody, dropkick, a crap one, but a parody nonetheless..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93096
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-16 06:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit?
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-16 04:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Every time a man gets his penis stuck in a tail-pipe god crys.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4. You must have no feet, or coarse twine pubic hair, or be afraid of getting wired. Experiment, don't be a chicken.
//
what the...? that's my cue. out. Peace VE
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HOW CAN IT BE THAT I"VE ALREADY SEEN THIS PICTURE
*dies*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-16 02:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's the rules of engagement on this guy?
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2006-09-16 02:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It makes you wonder doesn't it kaos? I've gone through everything from maybe the guy had a timer and a tripod to maybe he stopped some farmer or young couple having a picnic and got them to take it. The latter, or at least the mental image, makes me giggle like a girl. I mean look at his face. bloody hell..
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I really do wonder about that picture...
Sick freak or large paycheck?
Does that individual really think that picture is erotic, or -
How much would YOU charge to be photographed like that???
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh i'm so hot right now...
wait for it.
wait for it....
bitch.