Rambling w/ rare Camwhore (2801 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.51 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2006-09-15 11:51:22 EDT
Just a short erratic note to let those who may be interested know that I am still here. In fact, I am right here right now. I received several emails the past few months from various uber users asking various questions as to why I have not been around. Here are the top three most popular questions:
1- Are you doing drugs again?
2- Are you in jail?
3- What are the little white things you find in cans of pork and beans? Is it fat? is it gristle? can it talk? can it whistle?
Here is my general answer:
I always want to write but it never seems to be the right moment to write. It is not that I feel my subject matter or writing style is poor as that has never stopped me before, it is just the fact that I am extremely busy banking life.
Vacation-
On the first day of my summer vacation I went downtown, to look for a job, then I stood in front of the drugstore.
On the second day of my summer vacation, I drove to Cooperstown, to visit the Baseball hall of fame. I really enjoyed the museum as well as the entire town. I looked for BigMike. but he never showed-fuckin pussy! JK bro, maybe next time. I am planning another trip in the fall.
On the third day of my summer vacation I drove to Boston. I had a lot of trepidation about spending time in an east coast city. I generally hate east coast cities especially NY. But Boston was three ways from Sunday bitchen! I love that city!
I witnessed the final game of the "Boston Massacre" and was amused by the ignorance of New Yorkers and impressed by the dignity of bean town residents.
The rest of my vacation is none of your fucking business.
Shout-
BLITZKREIG_BOB, I had an occasion to do some drinking at the five points. I asked the people in there about you...no one has heard of you. Are you real or imaginary?
Ego-trip-
When I was 20, 35-40 year old women were the ones leaping into my bed like salmon in October. Now that I am 40, it is twenty something women that are attracted to me. I am a realist, I am fully aware how hideously ugly I am, which makes this phenomena all the more curious. At any rate, if I knew I was going to have all this young tail shaking in my face, I would have taken better care of my self...and been less married.
Photograph-
By the by, that is not urine on my pants nor is it tangueray. If it was, I would say so-As some of you know I am not shy about the occasional loss of body functions. What it is is something bedtime teddy and I swore never to talk about.
MickGinny
User Reviews
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-03-02 01:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey Mickey <clap clap, clap> hey Mickey <clap clap, clap>
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-14 00:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wheres the wedding ring?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like the detective who was fucking around with House a couple weeks ago cause he shoved a thermometer up his ass.
Fucking great shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-07 02:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MickGinny is the best!!!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-01-07 01:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always knew you were a hot beyotch.
(I pop in to Uber every 6 months or so when I have nothing better to do.)
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-06 20:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to see a picture of you from 20 years ago.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2006-12-06 19:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you drink Irish whisky any more?
And where's the facial hair gone?
Who the fuck ARE you???
btw if you like FZ's SUAPYG stuff, Trance-Fusion (shitty name thought-up by family trust no doubt)is pretty good - I can give you ftp creds if you want to d/l it.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, if you and Big Mike were in the same place....at the same time.....the balance of peace in the world would be thrown off and I just don't know if this planet is big enough to take it. Thank Jesus Chrisco that you he never made it. Whew, that was a close one.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-31 04:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 04:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
At any rate, if I knew I was going to have all this young tail shaking in my face, I would have taken better care of my self...and been less married.
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he he
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 04:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At any rate, if I knew I was going to have all this young tail shaking in my face, I would have taken better care of my self...and been less married.
:(
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-10-31 03:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's good to see you still wet your pants .
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-10-16 00:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um, where is your wedding band?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-18 23:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't like Boston. i travel there on business sometimes and it just rubs me the wrong way. everyone there seems so bland and they really do have a cowboy fixation. it's funny to see them in Texas. like kids in a candy shop...
auto +2 camwhore
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-17 00:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"baby... ruth?"
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-09-16 17:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-15 21:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you pissed off the newest village idiot somehow...
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Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-15 21:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck. My. Dick.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love you... you fat 40 year old bastard.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uncle fester/bedtime teddy/stains/tatoos/liquor... the complete package, a fine member of the Uber community.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one's for bedtime teddy
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3rd raise this year....WOOT WOOT!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050831/11/2931238104.jpg
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:43:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:37:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
We'd really be a pair to gawk at, wouldn't we, Mick?
_____________________
YES!
Lurch and Uncle Fester
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HAHAHAAHA - SPOT ON
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:53:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
fat bald loser with piss stain pants
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look less intimidating without the moustache and goatee.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think maybe you
exaggerate.
i enjoy your writing.
wash your pants.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice pee stain
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I tore my right calf muscle like 3 days before you were going to be there and promptly forgot all about it.
My apologies. I would really like to know when you will be there in the fall. You've got my email, keep me in the loop. Love to hang out with you for a few hours.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And, yes, I'm real.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. Drop me an email if you're going to be down my way. Although I haven't been drinking much lately, I'm always up for a good snothanger.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who is this noob?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:37:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
We'd really be a pair to gawk at, wouldn't we, Mick?
_____________________
YES!
Lurch and Uncle Fester
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We'd really be a pair to gawk at, wouldn't we, Mick?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess it's because you are drinking sterling, or the fact that you would be fucking rad in a zoot suit. You look like a miserable fuck though, smoke pot or something. BTW, I think it's urine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah...OK...twenty year olds are attracted to you...
20 year old boys, maybe.
I added a point because I love Cooperstown and Boston, too. I used to run the A ball team less than 45 minutes away from Cooperstown in Little Falls, NY, but alas, they have a team no more.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come by more often.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Those 20-something women are shaking tail at you because they get satisfaction out of watching your perverted red-faced 'holy shit' reaction.
No offense.
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None taken my concaved chested string bean friend.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that dirty water.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You might qualify!
hahaha
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93096
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those 20-something women are shaking tail at you because they get satisfaction out of watching your perverted red-faced 'holy shit' reaction.
No offense.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only an american would wear that shirt.
glad you are still alive.
kinda.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Terrible shirt
Wonderful teddy bear
+2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat bald loser with piss stain pants