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Rating: 0.42 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2006-09-13 19:51:38 EDT


I wasn't going to post again but with the latest emails coming in, I had to answer the masses. I mean, can you believe the nerve of some guys. Here take a look:

From : J Badass <badassmofo.at.yahoo.com>
Sent : Monday, June 11, 2006 9:34 PM
To : xcuses.at.yahoo.com
Subject : Uber

Dude, when are you going to come back and help me fuck with people on Uber? Shit sucks now, fucker losers and alters everywhere. We miss you!

From : J Badass <badassmofo.at.yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, July 5, 2006 11:45 PM
To : xcuses.at.yahoo.com
Subject : Uber

Come on man, you're killing me. Come out come out wherever you are.

From : Manicmother <manicmother.at.comcast.net>
Sent : Tuesday, Feb 27, 2006 07:38 AM
To : xcuses.at.yahoo.com
Subject : Badass is a punk

I can't believe what a punk ass bitch Badassmofo has been. His writing is as bad as ever, I think he's hitting the bottle again and I'm afraid he's going to lose his job. You have to help him, he just doesn't seem himself. Call me!

there were more...

From : Manicmother <manicmother.at.gmail.com>
Sent : Tuesday, 2006-09-12 01:03:55
To : xcuses.at.yahoo.com
Subject : He popped out another one

Did you hear Badass is having another kid. I think he's trying to make a basketball team. You should come back to Uber, it's not so bad.


Teh good news is my time here will be brief although for the three of you that read this I look forward to you witty responses. To the five of you I've never heard of, fuck off!







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User Reviews


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-09 11:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the hell are you, and why should I care?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-09 10:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, we're going out tonight. Email me if you want to meet up cornnugget.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

i love this post
---------------

what's not to love

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love this post


Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:12:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't even notice that you were gone, whoever you are
--------------------------

ummm, need I copy and paste all your stupid replies from previous posts? Someone jealous they're not getting enough attention?



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 15:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


















Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't even notice that you were gone, whoever you are.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-14 09:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-14 07:21:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

We already have enough Michigan scum, thanks.
----------------------------------
Who you callin scum, bitch.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-14 09:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-14 07:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But this place does suck. I need to be more busy at work.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-14 07:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We already have enough Michigan scum, thanks.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-14 07:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Piss off again. No one missed you.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-14 03:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Idiot Below

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-14 01:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dull....pointless...if your not returning dont post that you aren't....just don't.

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

howdy

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BAMF does suck now. It's very unfortunate.

You should come join DPMIII. It's the win.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

*chuckles*

*clucks tongue*

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who are you again?


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Now I can make terrible "save the Xcuses for someone who cares" jokes again.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm, and you're supposed to be WHO?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now we can start retaking things or what not.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

welcome back.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great...now that you're back, you wanna help me with my PsychoPhysics homework???

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you wrote it SO well.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:54:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG!! It's Xcuses!!!


now write something
------------------------

something

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

who are you?

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WOO!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Noone likes a snitch.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Join DPM, wherever the fuck it went



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG!! It's Xcuses!!!


now write something.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

slore


But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer