My 9/7: The Ramification of Badass Reproduction (938 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-09-12 01:03:55 EDT
I sat here for while trying to think of something funny to say
then I thought well how about heart felt....blech
but i'm tired and after tonight I'll probably be more tired.
but I'm happy, motherfuckers, happier than a something in whatever a something gets into to be happy in.
I did this whole post with one hand
Late night feedings and photos with dad - Arabella Lynn 9/7/06 15:56pm
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:54:09 EDT (#)
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yayyyyyy congrats
she's cute.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:53:41 EDT (#)
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I think this is the winning guess..
at least, from what was left on the other post.
the next closest was Adam saying 9/11
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:19:43 (#)
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For the sake of fun, I'll go with my birthday info: Sep 6, 2-3am. And let's say 7 lb, 7 oz.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:43:58 EDT (#)
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AWWWW!!
Congrats!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:43:54 EDT (#)
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Dude,
If I get a father's day card from your little girl...
congrats!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:38:01 EDT (#)
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Is it's name Badassminifo?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:24:25 EDT (#)
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The first picture is gorgeous, I just want to hug her.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-12 17:02:56 EDT (#)
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just dont let any teevees get near her head.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-12 16:45:48 EDT (#)
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Is this on http://www.growingfamily.com ???
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-12 16:03:15 EDT (#)
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Hooray for Baby Mofo Part II! Congratulations.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:27:06 EDT (#)
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I can see the maddness dancing in its eyes...
Oh, how like the father.
The progeny of BAMF shall devestate this world.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:42:20 EDT (#)
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SHE LIVES!!!
I LOSE!!!
GOD DAMN YOU STILL BIRTH!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:17:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com
why don't you put it up on there?
Then we can all leave comments about how beautiful it is.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:08:49 EDT (#)
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second place, again, in the swimming event
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-12 11:54:51 EDT (#)
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A match made on Ubersite.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92936
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-12 11:41:38 EDT (#)
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congrats btw
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-12 11:41:26 EDT (#)
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minimofo in da house!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 11:17:22 EDT (#)
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how much did she weigh and who won?
one hand non-maturbatorial = +2.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-12 10:57:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-12 10:51:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-12 10:16:31 EDT (#)
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beautiful
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-12 10:06:15 EDT (#)
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Oops..my bad. I must have been mistaking OneCheapGeek for Hadley. HOW VERY SILLY OF ME.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:58:29 EDT (#)
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Defend him? I was simply trying to start a dialogue with you. I didn't want you to think no one cared about your detective work.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:24:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:46:33 (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:05:14 (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:29:25 (#)
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thought you were quitting this place?
doors up and to the right pal
Orgasmatron.
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HAHAHA- OH COME ON. Orgasmatron doesn't think the Panthers fucking rule.
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I would guess he probably doesn't need you jumping to defend him either, you trout-faced slag.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:51:47 EDT (#)
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She is adorable. You make pretty babies, odd how that works.
the important thing here though is
who won the contest?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:41:28 EDT (#)
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Congrats, dadassmofo.
And OCG, I didn't need an alter to say things like that before, and certainly wouldn't need one to do it again. However after copious amounts of makeup hatesex b/w mofo and I, things have been resolved.
Now I'M going to be a daddy soon, because I impregnated his ass.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:39:45 EDT (#)
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What do you think this is, http://www.growingfamily.com ?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:33:17 EDT (#)
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She is just precious. Congratulations!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:28:05 EDT (#)
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Bamf I love the sentiment, really I do.
But I really and truly do hold a burning hatred for small children so I'm torn.
Thus, my +0.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:46:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:05:14 (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:29:25 (#)
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thought you were quitting this place?
doors up and to the right pal
Orgasmatron.
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HAHAHA- OH COME ON. Orgasmatron doesn't think the Panthers fucking rule.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:44:40 EDT (#)
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YAAAAAAAY! I was starting to worry a little. She's obviously awesome. Congratulations, Daddy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:14:39 EDT (#)
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Wow. She is beautiful. Congrats to you!!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:05:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:29:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
thought you were quitting this place?
doors up and to the right pal
Orgasmatron.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-09-12 06:53:43 EDT (#)
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Yay! Littlest mofo is here!
Congrats, buddy :)
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-12 06:30:52 EDT (#)
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I read this whole post with one hand too.
<ejaculates>
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-12 04:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:29:25 (#)
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thought you were quitting this place?
doors up and to the right pal
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OMG! Twat, you said you were leaving too. Now fuck off. Both of you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-12 02:35:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:29:25 (#)
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thought you were quitting this place?
doors up and to the right pal
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Weren't you more mysterious and glum at some point?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-12 02:34:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 02:11:19 EDT (#)
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I hope you guys get some sleep.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:58:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
cmon Chron you know you want to
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:55:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:53:25 (#)
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Von is new to Ubersite but he knows things about us.
HOW DOES HE KNOW
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OMG YOU LIEK TOTALLY READ MY MIND
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:53:25 EDT (#)
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Von is new to Ubersite but he knows things about us.
HOW DOES HE KNOW
Submitted by Von_Tristof (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:48:59 EDT (#)
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Good thing you had the baby this month and not last, because now you can safely post the pictures on growingfamily.com. Seriously, congrats.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:40:18 EDT (#)
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I didn't mean that in a bad way.
By "high" I meant, totally chilled out and relaxed in a pleasant sort of way.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:39:56 EDT (#)
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Your baby looks kinda high.
Is your baby high?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:29:25 EDT (#)
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thought you were quitting this place?
doors up and to the right pal
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:27:50 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:22:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:20:16 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:17:10 (#)
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Cute babies make me think "yes!" everything else makes me think "no!"
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Eating your abortion after it smashes to the hardwood floor makes me say "yes!" but the thought of you birthing a retarded penis jockey out of that festering cuntholio of yours makes me think "no!"
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I hath no festering cuntholio. Unless you snuck one into my closet...I was wondering what that smell was.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:21:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:19:51 (#)
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I'm at college so I have no regular hours.
And Coley, my kids are gonna be so fucking cool that they'll be bitching out babies like the ones you described.
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I doubt they will be bitching them out, I see them more, oh, say bitchslapping and pimping them.
While their cribs roll down the sidewalk on hydraulics.
OHHH YEAHH
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:20:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:17:10 (#)
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Cute babies make me think "yes!" everything else makes me think "no!"
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Eating your abortion after it smashes to the hardwood floor makes me say "yes!" but the thought of you birthing a retarded penis jockey out of that festering cuntholio of yours makes me think "no!"
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:19:51 EDT (#)
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I'm at college so I have no regular hours.
And Coley, my kids are gonna be so fucking cool that they'll be bitching out babies like the ones you described.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:19:12 EDT (#)
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awww
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:17:20 EDT (#)
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Late afternoon. I should be working.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:17:10 EDT (#)
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I keep going back and forth on my feelings of whether or not I should reproduce.
Cute babies make me think "yes!" everything else makes me think "no!"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:16:03 EDT (#)
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I guess it is, BAMF.
All I can say is I ate a lot of cheese and drank a lot of beer the last 2 weeks.
Other than that, you're on your own.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:13:39 EDT (#)
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so this is the latenight crew round these parts?
have I missed anything fun and or unexciting in the last few?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:12:16 EDT (#)
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I'm naming my first son Giggsy.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:11:55 EDT (#)
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+2 because I'll be having one in a while.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:10:04 EDT (#)
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I bet someday when Chronic has little persons they are gonna smoke fat js and be total smartasses, with bibs that cock off to the right side as if to say "east coast, represent!"
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:08:14 EDT (#)
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Little person.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 01:08:12 EDT (#)
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heartstring tug auto +2