My Toilet Has Crap In It... (510 hits)
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Submitted by Everyone'sFavoriteNoob(I Swear I'm NOT An Alter... Really!) (View user info) at 2006-08-24 02:17:31 EDT
Here's a question I'd like to ask all you mens out there...
How many times has your girlfriend/wife/mom asked you to put the toilet seat up???
I mean, women are ALWAYS complaining that men leave the seat up.
It's actually become one of the stereotypical fights between women and men, and you can see it mentioned AT LEAST once on EVERY family sitcom ever mad.
Men ALWAYS leave the seat up, and women ALWAYS complain. (stereotypically)
(THERE, that's my opening.)
ANYways... WHY DONT MEN COMPLAIN WHEN WOMEN LEAVE THE SEAT DOWN?!?!
Women complain that we mens leave the seat up because then they have to put it back down.
But what about US, the poor men who realize that they need to pull the seat out after they've got their tackle out, and have to put the seat back up with one hand while holding on to their precious cargo with the other.
This is NOT easy to do.
Not at all.
SO I think that's time for men everywhere to unite and REFUSE TO PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN!
In fact, WE should complain when THEY(the enemy) leave it down!
There is NO reason that I can think of that makes their bladdular (yes, I made up a word, deal with it!) needs greater than ours.
And I dont really think that there's a hygiene issue.
Like, what, the toilet water's going to spoil if the seats up?
I think NOT!
Nope, there's no reason whatsoever. (I love that word!)
FIGHT BACK, MEN!
TOGETHER WE CAN STOP THE REPRESSION!!!
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:38:29 EDT (#)
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Women only moan about anything if you let them.
Kick them in the cunt the first time they moan and see how often they do it after that.
Won't be often I'll wager.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 06:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just leave the seat part down and piss all over it. When she sits in your piss she'll be mad that you left it down and so be contradicting herself.
Or just bust in while she's on there, and piss all over her face, hair and clothes. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pissing on bitches.
Oh yeah, -2 DIE for a post even worse than some of mine!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-24 05:34:51 EDT (#)
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I think the real question is; Why is it not possible for women to look at the toilet before they sit down and hurt themselves? Women stop being so stupid!
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-24 04:29:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:42:11 (#)
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hey fucko, the most common joke on sitcoms is YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKHEAD
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Wow, what a febble attempt at an insult.
Go castrate yourself, cocksmoker.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-24 04:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Appropriate subject, considering the quality of the post.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-24 04:24:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:54:20 EDT (#)
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ballsack
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:43:09 EDT (#)
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I have never once witnessed a woman complain about the toilet seat being left up. You must be surrounded by Cunty Mcbitchalots.
Oh, and this topic is about as fresh as the crap in your toilet. Wake up. It's not 1985 anymore.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey fucko, the most common joke on sitcoms is YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKHEAD
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youre right. it makes no sense.
it is simply part of a larger power struggle
in which some women try to test the limits of their
influence.
however, you are still going to get almost straight
-2 dies for posting this.