Summer Vacation AS an Uberuser (Very SPT) (417 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.71 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Everyone'sFavoriteNoob(I Swear I'm NOT An Alter... Really!) (View user info) at 2006-08-17 18:00:21 EDT
I'm never going to get a date.
Yesterday, I watched Mallrats at 2:34. Then I watched all the commentary. And the music video.
Everyone hates me.
Today I played Super Smash Bros all day long.
My friends pity me.
My penis is 2 inches long.
Kill me now.
I hang out with me mom. Hell, I date my mom.
FUCKING SLICE OF MY BALLS!
Right now I'm watching Jerry Springer. And when it's over I'm going to watch CourtTv
RAM A POLE THROUGH MY STOMACH!!!
I'm only posting because it's SPT.
ANALLY PENETRTATE ME!!!
I masturbate three times a day. At least.
STICK A THOUSAND TINY NEEDLES IN MY EYES!!!
I met all my friends on MMORPGs.
BITE OFF MY NIPPLES!!!
I still laugh at fart jokes.
GIVE ME A DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!
Please.
Please.
Please.
User Reviews
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:14:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:19:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone else think this is GAY?
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*evil laugh*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:19:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone else think this is GAY?
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BATTLE OF THE NETWORK ALTERS
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:19:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone else think this is GAY?
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Rhetorical.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:19:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone else think this is GAY?
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trick question i assume?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone else think this is GAY?
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sounds like a good few around here
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this should be labeled 'The REAL Shlongy'.