The Life and Death of a Conspiracy Theorist (21184 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-08-17 03:29:55 EDT
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:17:22 EST (#)
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just visiting again to LOL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-02 01:22:38 EDT (#)
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the guy saying "that's nice sir' always makes me lol
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:10:17 EDT (#)
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Very funny.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:51:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:55:16 (#)
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You don't scare me with your veiled 'threats', you fucking piece of shit. I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:36:07 EDT (#)
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Who'n hell'd throw'm a surprise party?
(If I could've figured out a way to use apostrophes in the last words too, I'd've done it.)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:26:24 EDT (#)
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loved this
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-19 21:09:35 EDT (#)
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Glorious.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:28:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:02:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:49:05 EDT (#)
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Can't believe I haven't rated this, was one of my favourite posts.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:37:45 EDT (#)
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xcellent
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:37:09 EDT (#)
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i had not rated this
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:00:46 EDT (#)
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still one of my favorite posts
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:57:57 EST (#)
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hi-lar-i-ous.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:44:07 EST (#)
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Oh my god, where did you get the ideas for this. This is so random and funny. I wish I'd majored in philosophy in college so I could apprecaite this fully.
Submitted by piezod (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:41:26 EST (#)
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Hehe man that was too funny!
Too good
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-10 01:35:03 EDT (#)
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this one was verdy good.
how do you draw them pics so good
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-09-08 10:35:38 EDT (#)
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Now *this* is satire. hey ftw, will you shoot me an email?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:13:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-08-31 07:14:57 EDT (#)
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Because of you:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92472
:)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-30 16:58:06 EDT (#)
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hahahahah
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-08-28 20:04:17 EDT (#)
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This was funny. Fucking hilarious funny. So funny my head hurt when I was done. So funny I was hacking up coughing with laughter. This thing may not be the funniest thing ever on Uber, but it's in the top five, no question.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:55:40 EDT (#)
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kobo- dobo
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-28 12:05:59 EDT (#)
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yep
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-08-26 14:51:27 EDT (#)
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B@WESOME!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:55:39 EDT (#)
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Kicks ass.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:33:05 EDT (#)
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Nice animation.
And loved the rape.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-08-23 18:12:01 EDT (#)
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Congrats B@W again!
What would Bart do without you, besides having 2% less content?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:53:46 EDT (#)
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Shes with the IRS!
Too funny man
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:07:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:55:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:18:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-21 05:30:56 (#)
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What the fucks Ramen? And having a little girl raped in your story is just sick!
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If you think that it's sick for people to talk about rape then why are you on ubersite?
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-21 10:33:27 EDT (#)
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Haha. I found the fact the rapist has dark skin funny.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-21 09:52:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-21 05:30:56 (#)
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What the fucks Ramen? And having a little girl raped in your story is just sick!
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You are either really alter or really stupid.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-21 06:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-21 06:27:10 EDT (#)
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helllloooooooo shitty alter!
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Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-21 05:30:56 EDT (#)
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What the fucks Ramen? And having a little girl raped in your story is just sick!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:57:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:48:48 EDT (#)
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:DDDDDDDDDD
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-08-20 08:04:40 EDT (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-20 07:31:12 EDT (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 04:13:34 EDT (#)
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WHAT???
See, I only check B@W every few days.
had not checked.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:40:14 EDT (#)
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But yeah, I guess it was uncalled for. Sorry about that.
Oh, and thanks jgreening. It actually did make B@W, though.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:36:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:22:52 (#)
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Please stop arguing with everyone who doesn't like your posts. If it's a trend call them out on it, but all you should gather from this specific no comment is that he didn't like it and was too lazy to leave a comment. Having only three posts doesn't mean he can't have an opinion.
(I haven't read this yet, but I will eventually)
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I wasn't really arguing, cause he didn't say anything. I just prefer a reason for not liking something if it's not obvious, so I know what I did wrong.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:29:17 EDT (#)
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This should be B@W.
It won't be, but I laughed enough to make it so, number one.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:14:41 EDT (#)
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Only thing missing was not making the blog uber.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:22:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:19:27 (#)
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Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:51:53 (#)
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No Comment
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I gather from the no comment that you're unpleased with my effort to create a good post. Next time I'll have to study your three posts so that I may try and and emulate a higher standard.
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Please stop arguing with everyone who doesn't like your posts. If it's a trend call them out on it, but all you should gather from this specific no comment is that he didn't like it and was too lazy to leave a comment. Having only three posts doesn't mean he can't have an opinion.
(I haven't read this yet, but I will eventually)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:19:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:51:53 (#)
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No Comment
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I gather from the no comment that you're unpleased with my effort to create a good post. Next time I'll have to study your three posts so that I may try and and emulate a higher standard.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-19 17:26:52 EDT (#)
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You know, Bradley WOULD make a great comic strip. Like Kathy, only funny.
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:51:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-19 03:30:50 EDT (#)
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Funny as hell
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-08-19 00:42:47 EDT (#)
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This was funny on so many levels.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-08-18 17:05:09 EDT (#)
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like a fucking demented charlie brown, sweet.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:21:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-18 15:18:11 EDT (#)
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+f2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-18 15:05:56 EDT (#)
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awesome
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:59:28 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:47:18 EDT (#)
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Woo! Thanks guys. I can't believe a post that's practically about an Uber user made B@W.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:29:05 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:24:14 EDT (#)
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Well, what do you know, submitting something to B@W doesn't automatically get it disqualified due to Bart's general disdain of my existence.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:20:49 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:16:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:41:06 (#)
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I'll have you all know... I ACTUALLY DID have a piece of well-placed paper in my door at one time. No shit.
It's gone now though. Wha... IT'S GONE!?!?!
*panics*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa...ets, if you came out with shit like this all the time, I think folks would like you more.
This was, needless to say, a fucking superb post. B@W (although you thanked bart, so I figure it's already there).
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:12:14 EDT (#)
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Thank you, Mr. Cilfone.
Submitted by Halon_X (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:12:08 EDT (#)
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LOL Good Artwork too!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:16:06 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:20:48 EDT (#)
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"Oh god, why did they have to send a kid?"
Jesus, that was funny.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:19:14 EDT (#)
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So ETS does have a sense of humor. This was funny as fuck. "You're following him with the camera's again? You're such a dick, let me help."
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:11:25 EDT (#)
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this deserves a +2 on so many levels.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:51:27 EDT (#)
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JonnyX: I can't say that I do, Jonny. But if they're bad, you should tell me some. I need all the bad jokes I can get for my posts.
Dexter-Brown: But it's true! Do a google search for rapist brothers named Charlie. You'll see what I'm talking about.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:47:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:30:39 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:54:38 (#)
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I think that doing that with a door is actually a pretty good idea. Did you ever see the movie Conspiracy Theory? Mel took things a bit too far with his front door.
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The movie... Never saw it. But you're damn right it's a good idea to put shit in your door. How else are you gonna know when someone is waiting inside your house for you?
I really shouldn't tell you this, but it's just as important to rig your internal doors between rooms as it is the exterior door. Look at it this way...they will usually LOOK for the exterior door to be rigged because they think that paranoid people will only be concerned with someone coming inside in the first place, but if you rig the interior doors as well, you'll know if anyone conducted a search of your place and could still be inside!
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hahahaha- now you're talkin' crazy, ETS. Unless of course, you killed someone, then it never hurts to be too careful.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:40:38 EDT (#)
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Friggin sweet.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:37:48 EDT (#)
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Love how you made Charlie the rapist a brother, you racist!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:37:27 EDT (#)
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Here you go: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72986
It's so fucking accurate it's ridiculous.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:30:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:54:38 (#)
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I think that doing that with a door is actually a pretty good idea. Did you ever see the movie Conspiracy Theory? Mel took things a bit too far with his front door.
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The movie... Never saw it. But you're damn right it's a good idea to put shit in your door. How else are you gonna know when someone is waiting inside your house for you?
I really shouldn't tell you this, but it's just as important to rig your internal doors between rooms as it is the exterior door. Look at it this way...they will usually LOOK for the exterior door to be rigged because they think that paranoid people will only be concerned with someone coming inside in the first place, but if you rig the interior doors as well, you'll know if anyone conducted a search of your place and could still be inside!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:30:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:27:27 (#)
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Hahahahahahahahah. This is right up there with JackMcCallum's "HAND ME THAT APRON, GODDAMN YOU!"
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Hey, I've never read that post. Would you be so kind as to linkwhore me to it?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:27:27 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahahah. This is right up there with JackMcCallum's "HAND ME THAT APRON, GODDAMN YOU!"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:26:18 EDT (#)
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know any green golf ball jokes?
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:09:03 EDT (#)
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Great as usual
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:58:59 EDT (#)
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A post worth its weight in gold!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:54:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:41:06 (#)
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I'll have you all know... I ACTUALLY DID have a piece of well-placed paper in my door at one time. No shit.
It's gone now though. Wha... IT'S GONE!?!?!
*panics*
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I think that doing that with a door is actually a pretty good idea. Did you ever see the movie Conspiracy Theory? Mel took things a bit too far with his front door.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:41:06 EDT (#)
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I'll have you all know... I ACTUALLY DID have a piece of well-placed paper in my door at one time. No shit.
It's gone now though. Wha... IT'S GONE!?!?!
*panics*
No, but seriously...I did have one. :$
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:00:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:57:51 (#)
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Unfortunately, our society is concentrating on getting more people to use pcs for everything instead of properly educating them on how to use them and how/why they work. My mom is happy to check her email, play solitaire and occasionally upload a picture or two and she seems blissful in her ignorance but I'd bet that she'd fall for the .dll trick, too. Then again, she's 63 years old and doesn't care to learn about technology too much. She makes and cans killer homemade spaghetti sauce, though and that's all that matters.
I'm overly wordy today and I've had plenty of contact with the outside world so I wonder what's causing it. Ok, now I'm hungry so the wonder will have to wait.
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Yeah, I love how when you first go into your C drive, the computer is like, "NO, DON'T GO IN THERE, IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU MIGHT BREAK THE COMPUTER."
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:27:50 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:27:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:23:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:18:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:05:14 EDT (#)
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great, so now I'M the fucking asshole
WAY TO BE ON MY SIDE GUYS
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:57:51 EDT (#)
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Unfortunately, our society is concentrating on getting more people to use pcs for everything instead of properly educating them on how to use them and how/why they work. My mom is happy to check her email, play solitaire and occasionally upload a picture or two and she seems blissful in her ignorance but I'd bet that she'd fall for the .dll trick, too. Then again, she's 63 years old and doesn't care to learn about technology too much. She makes and cans killer homemade spaghetti sauce, though and that's all that matters.
I'm overly wordy today and I've had plenty of contact with the outside world so I wonder what's causing it. Ok, now I'm hungry so the wonder will have to wait.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:40:41 (#)
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If that Hypatia chick actually tries to delete the .dll files off of her work pc, I'll buy you a car. She'll probably read this here but at least I can have a clear conscience that I indirectly and obscurely warned her.
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haaaaaaaaaahahahaha
People that are stupid enough to delete their dll files don't deserve to own a computer. I feel sorry for tech guys that have to deal with that. "Okay, now, click on the file button... No, the one up top. It's next to edit. No, it's in the tool bar. Yeah, the tool bar is at the top. No, that's the title bar."
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:41:33 EDT (#)
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And oh yeah:
B@W
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:40:41 EDT (#)
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If that Hypatia chick actually tries to delete the .dll files off of her work pc, I'll buy you a car. She'll probably read this here but at least I can have a clear conscience that I indirectly and obscurely warned her.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:19:41 (#)
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"Yeah, as far as conspiracies go, the contrail thing is just too good to leave out.
As for the birds, I recommend purchasing several cats."""
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I love the contrails conspiracies. Did you ever check out weatherwars.info? That dude is seriously jacked up. I think he felt like he painted himself into a corner by limiting his subject matter. He's now expanded into the realm of aliens harvesting energy from our sun and other such goodies. Check it out sometime; it's definitely different.
Cats won't work for me, dude. These are Mongolian cat-eating birds. I've been through a dozen cats this month alone. And don't get me started on the mated pair of purple-eyed snakebirds, either. They steal my underwear off the clothesline. Hey, I read somewhere that rhinos eat birds; think there's any truth to that? If I had a rhino, I'd take him to the dog park on a leash. He'd also eat dinner with me in the dining room.
You know what? I just realized that I'm crazy. I mean, the orderlies tell me all the time, but I'm starting to see what they mean. I love Thorazine; it makes me all floaty and shit.
Seacrest, out.
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Yeah, there are most definitely a lot of interesting contrail conspiracies. All I know is that they sure as hell ruin a lot of sunny days.
If you're having problems like that with the birds, you should invest in a mountain lion. Possibly a panther. Preferably a Siberian tiger. No bird will ever defeat a Siberian tiger. (except penguins, but they're not real birds)
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:28:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:46:03 (#)
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This belongs on B@W. It doesn't say anything about Ubersite whatsoever, and "Brad" could be anyone.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:20:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:20:42 EDT (#)
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Aye-ya! Goddamnit. Fookin' ratings.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:19:43 EDT (#)
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ha top drawer
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:19:41 EDT (#)
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"Yeah, as far as conspiracies go, the contrail thing is just too good to leave out.
As for the birds, I recommend purchasing several cats."""
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I love the contrails conspiracies. Did you ever check out weatherwars.info? That dude is seriously jacked up. I think he felt like he painted himself into a corner by limiting his subject matter. He's now expanded into the realm of aliens harvesting energy from our sun and other such goodies. Check it out sometime; it's definitely different.
Cats won't work for me, dude. These are Mongolian cat-eating birds. I've been through a dozen cats this month alone. And don't get me started on the mated pair of purple-eyed snakebirds, either. They steal my underwear off the clothesline. Hey, I read somewhere that rhinos eat birds; think there's any truth to that? If I had a rhino, I'd take him to the dog park on a leash. He'd also eat dinner with me in the dining room.
You know what? I just realized that I'm crazy. I mean, the orderlies tell me all the time, but I'm starting to see what they mean. I love Thorazine; it makes me all floaty and shit.
Seacrest, out.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:05:18 EDT (#)
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yay
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:05:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:57:01 (#)
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goldmine
But weren't you the contrails/chemtrails paranoid? That post made me laugh like a retard, as did this one. Not that I'm not retarded, mind you, but that's not the point.
You gotta help me, man. The birds are watching me. They're stealing my thoughts and selling them on ebay at low, low prices.
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Yeah, as far as conspiracies go, the contrail thing is just too good to leave out.
As for the birds, I recommend purchasing several cats.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:57:01 EDT (#)
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goldmine
But weren't you the contrails/chemtrails paranoid? That post made me laugh like a retard, as did this one. Not that I'm not retarded, mind you, but that's not the point.
You gotta help me, man. The birds are watching me. They're stealing my thoughts and selling them on ebay at low, low prices.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:39:04 EDT (#)
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Nessie pic, filename, ...
But I love how he has a Blackberry.
And how he berates the Walmart worker, right before buying shit there.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:05:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:21:17 (#)
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what the hell man. if they're coming at you, they must be zombies. they probably want to eat your brains. shit.
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what the hell man ,if gholas commenting my post ,more better she gives a plus two and it gets on the most heated
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:05:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:54:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:50:55 EDT (#)
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well done!
My favorite was the picture of the loch ness monster! Fantastic subtle comedy.
big claps - you certainly earned the win on this one.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:28:26 EDT (#)
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funny... +2 cause Wallmart sucks
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:21:17 EDT (#)
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what the hell man. if they're coming at you, they must be zombies. they probably want to eat your brains. shit.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:46:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
This belongs on B@W. It doesn't say anything about Ubersite whatsoever, and "Brad" could be anyone.
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Thanks, Method. And yeah, I made sure it could've been anyone, and not to reference Uber at all.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THIS THAT FTW SENT ME OVER MSN!!!
COLLECTER'S ITEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoots self through the head*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This belongs on B@W. It doesn't say anything about Ubersite whatsoever, and "Brad" could be anyone.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That disclaimer reaks of gayness, though.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:28:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though the disclaimer was kind of weak, I thought the post was a +2 before I read it so it'll stay that way.
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Ahhhh, you too.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello slightly funny post.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though the disclaimer was kind of weak, I thought the post was a +2 before I read it so it'll stay that way.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And half the reason for the "disclaimer" was so that people that didn't know ETS wouldn't think it was some inside joke that they couldn't enjoy.
Ah, hell, whatever, I posted it at three in the morning, and I was tired as baby Jesus, cut me some slack.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys, seriously. The disclaimer had nothing to do with the post. I just wanted to let ETS know that I did this for fun, not cause I hate him. If that bothers you, that's kind of weird.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh chrisp, have a +2 for the toothpick alone.
And the rape scene.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The truth is out there.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The toothpick fell..."
Hahahahahahaha..
Poor Brad! I like him and his crazytalk. This was hilarious though. Golden.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This WAS funnier than shit...and a quality likeness of that nutcase, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Much better than that stupid MSPaint mess.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 09:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaahahahahahahaah
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-17 09:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this was REALLY funny. I just went through it again. EVERYTHING was golden, and you know I don't like you or your smug, teeny bop attitude.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-17 09:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hell, you get a +10
one of the funniest things i've read on UBER.
however, i do love ETS.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-17 09:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was extremely funny. Although I don't support the recent trend of rating based on filenames, you get an unofficial bonus point for it in this instance.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-08-17 09:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a picture of the Loch Ness Monster?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 08:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 ETS bashing.
Classic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-17 08:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoyable.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh god, why did they have to send a kid?"
I used to put olives on my fingers, too.
And I don't think there's anything wrong with admitting it's all in fun, whether it's obvious or not. Your "disclaimer" is not in the post, and I think it's silly to imply it takes away from it at all.
This was funny.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was chock full of gems.
"The toothpick fell"
And calling ubersite his blog cracked me up.
Good job.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.
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Would have been +2 without the disclaimer.
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-17 05:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-17 05:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-17 05:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-17 04:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.
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way to ruin the fucking post with your pathetic disclaimer
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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-17 05:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FUCKING 2. And I never use caps.
If B doesn't +2 this, I lose all respect for him. Great job. God dammit!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-17 04:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great way to poke fun and laugh at people.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-17 04:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All of your posts are awesome. All of them. I want to give you hugs and stuff.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-17 04:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thats what I'm saying
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-17 04:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.
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way to ruin the fucking post with your pathetic disclaimer
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have some spots on my neck, and I'm kinda freaked that they might be cancer, my dad has skin cancer, I'll never tell anybody though.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The man has long fingernails and a knife. Why go about and poke him with a stick?!
ETS Dude, if you're hungry and don't want Ramen noodles anymore, I'll send you a case of Mac n' Cheese and some black olives.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for teaching me never to uh...give up... um... yeah... so thanks man