The SHOCKING Truth Behind McRectum's First Time (1412 hits)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (View user info) at 2006-08-16 19:19:26 EDT
too_many_wheels was a user that happened to join JUST BEFORE Jacky-boy 2 years ago.
This user reviewed 3 times and that's it, ALL ON JACK'S FIRST POST, and all raves.
AND, in his review of Jacky-boy's first post, this user IMMEDIATELY recognized Jack as the author of a self-published book that too_many_wheels had COINCIDENTALLY read and LOVED.
And TWO YEARS LATER, Jack remembers right away that too_many_wheels was an uberer. Who reviewed 3 times. On his first post. Shilling Jack's self published book.
I guess you always remember your first post, huh jacky-boy? AND EVERY USER WHO REVIEWED IT.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41874
The post itself was not bad, McRectum. But your promotional methods and subsequent whining hypocrisy about alters is even better.
Pussy.
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reviews from Jack's post today:
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:49:44 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:39:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry, McRectum.
It's cool.
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Okay, I figured it out.
Have a nice day, sport.
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:39:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry, McRectum.
It's cool.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:34:03 (#)
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Thanks, Google...
Everything you ever wanted to know about too_many_wheels
User id: 10933
Registered on or around: 2004-08-04 17:00:51
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 3
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
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So whysenheimer, why do you have your shorts in a knot over someone who wrote 3 reviews three years ago?
C'mon fuckface, let's have it.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:31:56 (#)
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Wait a minute.
I think too-many-wheels is/was on uber.
Your point, whysenheimer?
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:26:36 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:14:28 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:05:54 (#)
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too_many_wheels
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What's you fucking deal, douchebag?
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Don't play dumb with me.
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Look, this is the 2nd or third post in a row you've dropped a -2 on along with that too many wheels shit. What the fuck is your problem?
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:14:28 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:05:54 (#)
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too_many_wheels
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What's you fucking deal, douchebag?
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Don't play dumb with me.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:14:28 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:05:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
too_many_wheels
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What's you fucking deal, douchebag?
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:05:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
too_many_wheels
User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You people desperately need an existence.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
must be a slow day.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horse87 says vote for jack in ubermadness 08'
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:49:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:44:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:38:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:52:12 (#)
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One post a day, n00b.
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*Shrug*
If you had read the dates, the first post was on the 29th, the second on the 30th.
Noob.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-27 19:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So Im supposed to....what? care?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-27 19:18:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-17 05:53:15 (#)
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is that supposed to lead us to jack's identity?
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WHAT?? Are you saying McCallum is a nom de plume?
Where did you get THAT idea?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-18 19:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 18:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a shit.
Uber is all about group fellatio, self fellatio, whatever...
Whether Jacks account of things is true or not, and I tend to believe it is, I still don't give a shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-18 18:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:24:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Whysie, if you can't recognize a tongue in cheeck, 'hey, is that you?' then you are hopeless, pal. """
Pffffff, what a shitty excuse Jack. This was not tongue in cheek at all.
Sometimes it's better to stfu than trying to explain yourself.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whysie, if you can't recognize a tongue in cheeck, 'hey, is that you?' then you are hopeless, pal.
Here's an example of horse87, once too_many_wheels, talking about cars with fat tony.
Read through my stuff. I have NEVER been able to write this kind of detail because I don't have that kind of knowledge. My buddy it a walking encyclopedia when it comes to cars...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86592#1931843
And before you shit yourself and say a lter reply from him (a very long one) was posted by me... he tried to post a few PAGES worth of car stuff and uber wouldn't take it. It emailed it o me and wondered what was going on, so I broke it into two segments and was able to post the thing.
Dick.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:33:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:17:12 (#)
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Scroll down for the truth!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..................
Alters are fun
Alters are fun
Alters are fun
punk ass bitch
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you like having your shit packed tight.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:27:47 EDT (#)
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Alters are fun
Alters are fun
Alters are fun
Alters are fun
-2 in your bun
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you and all your n00b friends are pretty annoying.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:17:12 EDT (#)
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Scroll down for the truth!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:09:35 EDT (#)
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pps - Why did he love the book? We think alike, and he has been reading my shit since we were teenagers.
Oh, and the book is dedicated to him as well, because he's been a good friend for most of my life, AND because he proof read everything I wrote in regard to cars and guns.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ps - pissant. I would have responded to this sooner, but the fucking thing got so many -2's so fast that it disappeared from the front page. I didn't even see it until now.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
too_many_wheels is a guy I went to high school with. He took the username to horse87 after a few posts. He has never posted, but most recently was in a big drawn out discussion about cars with Fat Tony a month or so ago.
This is the guy who introduced me to ubersite.
In one of my stories, Cherries, maybe (now on hiatus) I mention a guy who rebuilt his car engine over a summer in high school. That's the guy. I know dick about cars, he loves 'em.
So that blows your theory right out the window, fuckhead.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:02:20 EDT (#)
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HAHA!
You IGNORANT asshole!
Here's the scoop.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:04:01 EDT (#)
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i did that when i first joined too except it was a random joe.
but i fucked it up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 20:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey JonnyX, how many alters do you have?
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I have zero, because unlike you, I have the balls to post under my own name, shit for brains.
Everybody knows what a hitwhore I am - I'm not giving up hits for nothing.
So just keep on with the lame insults - everybody knows you're a total chickenshit, so don't go changing on my account.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-17 08:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-17 05:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good work
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-17 05:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that supposed to lead us to jack's identity?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-17 01:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Remarkably insightful.
Tell me...how would YOU remember this unless you were around during the time that Jack first registered? That would make YOU an alter.
Why not post this brilliant expose under your "real" name?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-16 20:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Who gives a shit?
Seems to me half of this fucking site is filled with these silly 'alters'.
Pretty good publicity stunt, though. Kinda makes me wonder if this isn't another elaborate attempt to flog that there book of yours Jackie-pants.
If it is, bravo. If not... Read first line.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 20:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey JonnyX, how many alters do you have?
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 20:10:04 EDT (#)
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Like JonnyX.
Fag below.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-16 20:09:12 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
All the ones who say 'so what' say that because they do it, too.
Who cares? Not me. It would've been clever if it wasn't so ham handed.
It's not even Jack's only one. I just thought it was funny.
Don't worry, jacky-boy. I won't out the others. But they're easy to find.
90% of you probably have alters, and then bitch and moan about it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-16 20:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH IM JUST WILD ABOUT SFAGGY
AND HE'S JUST WILD ABOUT ME
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow he used an alter to brag about his book!!!!
so what...
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck cares?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG CONSPIRACY ALERT
PAGING BRAD LINZY
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My question is WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE???
Also, why the fuck do YOU care???
It was three years ago!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by too_many_wheels (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:22:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, buddy-boy, that's me. Thanks (?!?) for the reminder. Remember folks, for only 24.95 (or whatever things go for in the remainder bins these days), you can find out how just much of a hack I really am.
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Hmmmm.
Tempted to call shenanigans on this one.
WTF would you be doing in here?
(BTW, it's now $5 and change at Amazon...)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:14:57 (#)
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Submitted by too_many_wheels (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:09:26 (#)
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Hey Jack..
You any relation to the 'Made In The USA' dude?
If not, you sure sound like him...
Read that some time ago.
Pretty twisted....but good...
Yeah, buddy-boy, that's me. Thanks (?!?) for the reminder. Remember folks, for only 24.95 (or whatever things go for in the remainder bins these days), you can find out how just much of a hack I really am.
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Good detective skillz wise BUT Jack Mcallum is actualy quite talented AND he only (as far as we know) tried this shit once.
Pathetic? yEP
Lame? YEP
but he ain't no jgreening so thats cool, I think he gave me a few -2's but thats his right...
If you really wanna fuck someone over scrl through jonny x's posts. that faggot who pretends to like females has major skeletons.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clearly worth reading
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Too many people telling me how to rate....so...confused......shit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In English next time, douche fuck.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag Below