Dear Shari, (aka <thedarknessfromabove>) *NSFW LINKAGE (1504 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.12 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by EmoPoetrySucks (View user info) at 2006-08-04 01:55:06 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91339
Dear Shari,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your WONDERFUL poetry has qualified you for an award.
All you need to do to get this (one hundred dollar) award, which has YOUR NAME on it, is GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!
IN ONE EASY TRANSACTION, I WILL HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY!!!
I mean, IN ONE EASY PAMENT, YOU WILL PUBLISHED!!!
Congratulations, you are one of the truely elite.
You and about 100,000 other people.
YOUR WORKS OF ART:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90137
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90281
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90422
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90464
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90611
ARE ONE OF A KIND
SO PLEASE, PAY US, SO THAT YOU MAY BE ABLE TO ENJOY YOUR OWN GLORY FOREVER.
Or until people stop caring.
If anyone cares.
THIS IS A "ONCE" IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY, SO WHY WAIT??
OUR OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNT IS OPEN ALL NIGHT!!!
Congratulations, Shari.
TO SEE WHAT YOUR AWARD LOOKS LIKE, JUST CLICK HERE!!!
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11473803774229558/1/goatsefull.JPG
User Reviews
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I hate poetry you have to take it up the ass to like poetry
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-04 20:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
emo kids don't have credit cards, dipshit, they would overspend on cutting supplies and dead animals and peepshows involving horses and mice.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-04 06:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please stop worshipping at the altar of this alter.
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA EMO POETRY SUCKS GO DIE SHARI
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, I see.
I did it to make up for the +2 I accidently threw in.
I swear.
But really, she pisses me off more than ANYONE on uber.
ANYONE AT ALL.
Duran Duran makes me happy, I don't feel like cyber-fighting anymore.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The poor taste was giving repeated negative ratings to the post your parodied, not in the post itself.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SAID THE GUY WHO POSTED: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89857
It's NSFW
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
Still don't give a shit
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
POOR TASTE!
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wharf whaarf ork ork, mooooo!