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Nightmare Today, Tommorow A Dream (520 hits)

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Labels: serious

Rating: 1.33 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LSD 420 (View user info) at 2006-07-28 14:01:39 EDT



In a disgusting cafe in the worst part of town for strip bars, two friends speak over cups of laced liquid.

"What's it like?" Asks naive.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Says future.
"Strange...creeping vapours. Minty ones."
"All you need to know is to stay away, and everything'll be fine." Assures future.

Suddenly and surprisingly, colour comes out from behind the painting of a white matchstick cabin in some fictional woods which hung on the faded english wallpaper. You know...the one next to the picture of a lighthouse which you always used to pretend was the only surviving record of a haunted house.

Damned if it was, but you're damned if you do or don't, so damned if you give a damn. Damn...




Confusion wanders into the fluorescant bathroom... Red as coal eyes glowing in the face stare sternly - WIDE open, but they don't see a damn thing 'cept for drunk lurchings left n' right.

And for all the fucking knowledge you claim to have accumulated in your spoiled youth, it was ill gotten money that sent you to learn in a university built by slavecrats and their sons. The songs they played when you graduated were written by whores and drug addicts. The cap you wore was made by a chinese orphan.

For all you've learned under the shadow of corruption, you have to hope to high stinking heaven that you have the common sense left to ask yourself:

Is this what your fathers died for?
Is this what your friends died for?

To be honest, they didn't die for no god damn reason. They just up and went. It was you and your dramatic kind that attached a reason to it. If I could die with one wish, it'd be that my death wouldn't be turned into some kind of crusader's cause.



"Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner."

It would do you damn well to listen.












If you're killed today, tommorow you're on screen
If it's a nightmare today, tommorow it's a dream.



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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MORE! MORE REVIEWS! BWAHAHAHA!

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Hey, look, people are happy,
They like folding the paper.
The feelings are so sunny
Because they're doing Origami!

O. R. I. G. A. M. I.

http://www.aquariumarticles.com/read/?art=572


Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that it? Somebody comment on dis shit!

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

JonnyX, you're not clever. You're not funny. It's just annoying. Not annoying like a mosquito, annoying like a small child. Fuck off.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OK, well, you've already posted twice today, just post 3 more times and make the last one a pic of vomitous peeners, and you can be banned again by suppertime!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wonderful. Beautiful. True.





















*falls asleep*

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is not an A.D.D. competition entry post

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You seriously freak me out sometimes.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heavenly


Homer: I'm a bad father!

Selma: You're also fat!

Homer: I'm also fat!

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