UberDirectory 2006 (9872 hits)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-07-24 03:00:57 EDT
Here you go folks.
Obviously not everyone managed to get their class photo in on time, and there will ALWAYS be the random few that say "Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?".
But for those of you that wanted to be in it, and managed to turn your brain on for 5 seconds in the last 3 weeks, here is your directory of Uber users for 2006...
User Reviews
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why am i not on this...
*Sigh*
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2006-10-28 10:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I always miss submitting mine.
Oh well.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-08-12 06:14:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Insanethemind`s dead?!
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About nine months ago.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think wiggles is a sexy bitch
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-08-12 06:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insanethemind`s dead?!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
PS- Uberwummin I didn't know were hot: Manic Mother and Parlor Trick.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin fuckers!
Wooop look who it is... yep cow, it's me!!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-07-29 21:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
darn
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the pic doesn't have you wearing that ghey emo shirt, Burnsie.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamn you. I'm in the best shape of my life and people from Uber are IMing and e-mailing me asking why I've gained weight. The picture was widened by the Uber directory author. I'm far from overweight. I can't gain a damn pound if I tried.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS- Uberwummin I didn't know were hot: Manic Mother and Parlor Trick.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF InsaneTheMind died??? How?? And how did I miss the news on Uber??
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor: Just part of my research into jungle vaginas. The elephant was easy after the tenth bottle of Merlot. It was the giraffe that was the challenge. Unfortunately I dropped the camera.
Tiger Lilly: It would be a pleasure as long as I'm not subjected to an interview and you don't try to take my elephant.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are the ugliest horses i've ever seen. Google sucks.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ParlorT...I want to hang out with you?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just have one question...
How DID parlor trick wind up inside an elephant's vagina?
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psst -- good work Phuzzy, glad to be your Uber Directory neighbor. I'll make sure nothing falls on your head.
(Thanks to GodChicken and Average Dan for your kind words!)
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
always
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We have a calendar! In 'my account'
How long have we had a calendar?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
props, the torch is all yours. I sucked at it anyways.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-07-27 21:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm forgotten
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
500. Sounds like a rugby score.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
499...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:20:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck asshole? http://www.ubersite.com/m/90201
Goddamned jizzbag
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Shut up, clown.
After two weeks of directory photos, about four different heated posts about it, numerous requests to either link, or email me pictures, you want me to go looking for your picture of you, when you're pretty much a non-entity around these parts anyway?
If you don't have a voice, no-one will hear you. If no-one hears you, no-one will remember you.
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You are absolutely right, and I apologise. I will watch what I say.
I think I was taking a sleep aid when I spoke before.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did not give permission for my image to be reproduced. This is an unauthorized contravention of international copyright law and, should my image not be removed from this page within twenty four (24) hours, i will be forced to press charges.
Additionally, allegations that i dress like a pirate and mince around "like a fairy" (sic) are libellous and will be dealt with in court to the full extent of the law.
lol
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90973
Fantasy Football, wooo!!!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:19:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Later Ubersite.
-badass signing off.
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Later man. Have a good run.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Later Ubersite.
-badass signing off.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next year I am changing my name to Amoneyshotforyou so that I can be on top of the list between two women.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I'm hot.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:18:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
you got jeannee's picture wrong
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I was at a wedding. I had to leave the chainsaw and the laser cannon at home.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what a bunch of dorks
worthy of the "I've seen better"
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you got jeannee's picture wrong
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-25 21:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl looks like hes toking up.
And I want to stick my penis in badass julie.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-25 21:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God my face is awesome.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-25 20:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of us camwhored and still weren't included.
WHAT'S YER PROBLEM, FUCKSTICK??? :-)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-25 20:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know; I require a pic with the application.
Show up at Special_K's cuddle party and we'll figure it out.
BTW I noticed that thing is a total sausage fest..sweet!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:27:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
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OHHHH I"m there. So there.
Do we still do the midnight lingerie pillowfight? I mean, it wouldn't be the same without it.
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You wouldn't happen to be shopping for a new stalker...I mean...uh, never mind...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-25 16:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never realised Manic Mother was so cute.
Still think that Badass is the cutest though.
Like anyone cares.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel badly that I didn't know about insanethemind until now. If this is true and I don't have any reason to believe it isn't, it's a horrible tragedy and a waste. The kid was a bit confused and perhaps a bit misguided at times, but had a lot of potential. He also had a pretty fucked up childhood in a crazy whacked out religious upbringing leading to the inevitable escape into a world without boundaries with I suppose a predictable outcome.
so that's it then
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bad quality
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D'oh - pounds
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to know a Bert who looked like Gordon from Seasme Street if you added about about 60 punds. Therefore, my image of Berty has been TOTALLY wrong.
Thanks phuz for putting this together.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 14:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:54:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone please tell me that ITM is still around. Is he doing the gibberish thing where everyone pretends he's dead, but not really?
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No he's actually dead. He joined Uber five years ago and eventually overdoesed on bullshit.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone please tell me that ITM is still around. Is he doing the gibberish thing where everyone pretends he's dead, but not really?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a new webcam. :(
The picture looks odd since you cropped/resized it. My favorite part of that photo was my hair because it actually looks brushed and somewhat neat because, you know, I actually do own a brush, contrary to what some of my older photos show.
Darko, why don't your ratings count? I haven't been around much to witness the normal Uberdrama, so, update me?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me want to work through a bottle of bourbon with anansie and manicmother, and I'm not entirely sure why.
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I don't think that only one bottle of bourbon would be enough for the three of us, but I'm game.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Coley
Average_Dan
Darko
Spooner
Stevie_says
Redskieslookfake
Method
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
WookieSuave
Siren
Just bring yourselves.....and gifts.
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OHHHH I"m there. So there.
Do we still do the midnight lingerie pillowfight? I mean, it wouldn't be the same without it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
At least I didn't have to choose the pic myself!
Good job Phuzzy!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm lost, what happened to insanethemind?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you cunts know, how did he die already?
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he shot hisself, Zoid. New years eve.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so says the tattoo on my left tit anyway
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would do Jeannneee. She's my murder ho.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too would like the sex with some of you. Uber good times.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, good call
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO SEX ALL OF YOU
Just be sure to use protection.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?".
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO SEX ALL OF YOU
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
that one girl,
I happen to have on good authority the fact that insanethemind takes it up the chuff and is too ashamed with himself to live, not to mention post on ubersite.
RIP insanethemind, you silly faggot 5/2003 - 10/2005
Nevermind the bollocks...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Apollo said it was a suicide and then blamed ITM's parents for it due to their being odd.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe a drug overdose.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you cunts know, how did he die already?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 08:17:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
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Good idea, it crossed my mind to do something like that...
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sorry - had to do it.. http://www.ubersite.com/m/90879
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See Bertram, it happened. Merlina did it for me. 'Cause she's all lovely and thoughtful like.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad, I will now expect wake up calls from you! You do understand this dont you?
That was aweseom!
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-07-25 09:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...can't believe you got me in there. nice.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 09:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think anybody actually posted details.
For ubersite, it was very respectful from what I remember.
oh and where the fuck have you been?
I was in Castro District the other day and I thought about you.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 09:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I give up, how did insanethemind die? Someone please point me to the relevant post
I found this while trying to find out how
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 21:33:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chinky, unfortunately I will probably die a YOUNG lonely person and YES I am quite hateful, but you have to admit you are a major bitch, and you pissed me off. Im in withdrawals from 3 substances and your drivel simply annoyed me. I am offering to you an olive branch. (metaphorically speaking) Take it or leave it, I really don't care. But I am tired of cursing people, you know?
spooooooooooky
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 08:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
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Good idea, it crossed my mind to do something like that...
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sorry - had to do it.. http://www.ubersite.com/m/90879
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:40:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Far Away Jon?
Where'd you meet him? The Mended Drum?
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No, school. We where all taught to be sensitive to children with abnormalities so we do not refer to him as short.
Why do you mention The Mended Drum? Who do you know there?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Far Away Jon?
Where'd you meet him? The Mended Drum?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
I have run out of both whiskey and beer and have moved on to these fruity vodka things my wife occassionally drinks
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That's really not going to happen. I mean it'd just be so much effort.
Reminds me of when we made Far Away Jon do made up sign language to the tv as a binhead forfeit. He was fine for the first couple of minutes but he quickly detiorated to just pointing emphatically at the telly.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/ericweber/?action=view¤t=DSC01199.jpg
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:20:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck asshole? http://www.ubersite.com/m/90201
Goddamned jizzbag
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Shut up, clown.
After two weeks of directory photos, about four different heated posts about it, numerous requests to either link, or email me pictures, you want me to go looking for your picture of you, when you're pretty much a non-entity around these parts anyway?
If you don't have a voice, no-one will hear you. If no-one hears you, no-one will remember you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IS CAULAINCOURT BANNED????
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
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Good idea, it crossed my mind to do something like that...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck asshole? http://www.ubersite.com/m/90201
Goddamned jizzbag
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
feel like i just came out of Wal-Mart.
(Where's the oldies but goodies?) Nice work with what you had to work with.)
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donovan "The Life Aquatic" MD
I love that picture.
Good work Phuzzy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey dude, I tried to get a hold of you before my trip.
I totally drove right though your town.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:20:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah! Did DMD chop his hair off or is it just hidden under the scully?
ponytail
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont drink too much, Matty. Have a good night.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
I have run out of both whiskey and beer and have moved on to these fruity vodka things my wife occassionally drinks
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I bet I know what my word's going to be.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
I have run out of both whiskey and beer and have moved on to these fruity vodka things my wife occassionally drinks
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to do the sex with ghola
too old for me.
I don't want to do the sex with anyone from Ubersite, I think.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:17:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola looks good in fetish gear
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You're grandmother wears combat boots.
(I've recently learned this phrase does not mean "you're grandmother makes poor choices in regards to footwear")
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WTF? I'm wrong?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah! Did DMD chop his hair off or is it just hidden under the scully?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did BAMF, I was just confused since I think I act like a dork most of the time (here and in real life)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry dear, it was a joke...take it in stride like everyone else
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolness is an adolescent preoccupation.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:19:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
A few notes:
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Forensic Girl would be cooler if she stopped acting cool.
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?!
Eh?!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya mum's a rig.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola looks good in fetish gear
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You're grandmother wears combat boots.
(I've recently learned this phrase does not mean "you're grandmother makes poor choices in regards to footwear")
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did anyone else notice i am sexy? not really but it sounded good in my mind.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently my link didn't come in three weeks early enough.
So it wasn't me. What gave it away? The beard? The wrinkles? The being a viking?
Every year it gets a little bigger and better, and every year I look at half those bitches and say to myself, "Who the fuck are these people?" I figure it out eventually.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola looks like stevie to me
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*shrugs* Id still do 'er and whisper sweet nothings about insects and other zoology related stuff to her while I stroked her manish hair...just to show off about how much I know but its the thought that counts, right?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to do the sex with ghola
too old for me.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On second glance, Parlor Trick has a really pretty face.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
same here Sacrilicious
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shaven-head Scott James- hair color's similar. On a cursory glance it's (shutting up now)...
I don't recognize the names of half these people.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola looks like stevie to me
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Then it makes sense that I'm so attracted to both of them. They're dreamy.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me being the king of the ugly people.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola looks like stevie to me
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:02:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
All you perverts wanting to do the sex with ghola has scared her away.
RUN FREE LITTLE NINJA
RUN FREE
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Did I say I wanted to make sweet love to our little Ghola? No.
I'd be perfectly happy with just watching her and Katy make out...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle and Crazy Canuck are two of the best looking people on this website. Funny they should be next to each other.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All you perverts wanting to do the sex with ghola has scared her away.
RUN FREE LITTLE NINJA
RUN FREE
I'M DRINKING AT MY DESK AGAIN. JAMESONS 18 YEAR AGED IRISH WHISKEY. IT'S FOOKIN GOOD.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?".
Oh wait.. that'd be cause I haven't been on here in a year :)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you used my least liked picture :(
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:47:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf looks insanely like Scott James.
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No he doesn't.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf looks insanely like Scott James.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo, my neck is so mighty it could ever support your massive cranium without visible sagging or structural collapse.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola makes my trousers too small
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola looks good in fetish gear
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There really are some very beautiful women who frequent Ubersite.
However, I have to say that Ghola and Inion_De_Trua are still my girls of choice.
I believe it's a combination of looks, talent and attitude.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very amused by this directory.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and ya know the thing is I was gonna post an updated picture for this thing today.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:40:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
ets you ever get my email? well the both of them anyway?
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I only got one email, and I wasn't sure what you were getting at really.
It seemed like you were defending Catholicism, but I couldn't be sure.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how the guy with the bowl-shaved-head is mocking how *I* look.
"I meant to look this retarded on purpose, I swear!"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, Silvrwolf looks like he's about to whip some ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:23:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:16:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like them.
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I love them. scourge knows this. ALL TOO WELL, I imagine.
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Obviously the two women on this site with the most taste. Impeccable taste. Yes.
You guys make me blush.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo 400th review
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FunnyAsCancer is a guy, right?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ets you ever get my email? well the both of them anyway?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to say she takes a lot of pictures of the tv and the computer, but it seems you're having an episode.
RELAX, MAN. HAVE A TWINKIE!
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*claps*
twinkie.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snuggle Party!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:16:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like them.
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I love them. scourge knows this. ALL TOO WELL, I imagine.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:39:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
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She got her own camera for her birthday this year. She's quite good, but sometimes her subject matter is a bit random.
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Well, she's a tortured artist! Don't impose your definitions of order upon her! She's expressing herself, mom!!! Just leave her the fuck alone! Just because she doesn't fit your mold of what a son should be doesn't mean you have the right to try and crush hIS spirit! If he wants to take pictures of the wallpaper, by god, he has every right@! IT's HIS BIRTHDAY...HE CAN CRY IF HE WANTS TO! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LEAVE HIM TO THE WARM CACOON OF HIS OWN INNER THOUGHTS!!!! IS THAT SO GODDAMNED HARD????!?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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I was going to say she takes a lot of pictures of the tv and the computer, but it seems you're having an episode.
RELAX, MAN. HAVE A TWINKIE!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:14:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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His eyes are ridiculous.
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I like them.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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His eyes are ridiculous.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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*swoons*
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Seriously!! Who knew you looked like that? WOOOO!
*runs away embarrassed*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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*swoons*
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where was the Guinness huh?
-Dave
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ets, email you should check
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dawg, that shit is hot yo...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:47:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
FunnyAsCancer's a she?
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Yea, she's hot isn't she!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
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I'll get a haircut and a shower too.
Can Filthy come too?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FunnyAsCancer's a she?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
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She got her own camera for her birthday this year. She's quite good, but sometimes her subject matter is a bit random.
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Well, she's a tortured artist! Don't impose your definitions of order upon her! She's expressing herself, mom!!! Just leave her the fuck alone! Just because she doesn't fit your mold of what a son should be doesn't mean you have the right to try and crush hIS spirit! If he wants to take pictures of the wallpaper, by god, he has every right@! IT's HIS BIRTHDAY...HE CAN CRY IF HE WANTS TO! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LEAVE HIM TO THE WARM CACOON OF HIS OWN INNER THOUGHTS!!!! IS THAT SO GODDAMNED HARD????!?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Submitted by bleuluna (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not Stabkill's picture.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks bamf, I was going to be mad if I didn't get a mention in your lovefest. Now get back to your Twinkies, little lady.
No eyeliner, whatsitsname, that's my sleep deprived/over boozed look.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
why, what'd i do?
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I want to come!
Bassass = best review EVAR
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who knew scourge was Johnny Depp in preparation for his new role in 'Pirates of The Carribean: Tomb of the Washed Up Drunken Sailor That ate Too many Doughnuts'
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hahaha..i was thinking the same thing...he's so wearing eyeliner
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A few notes:
Unabonger is a girl...who knew?
Slightly Obnoxious looks totally obnoxious.
J Greening should have taken his shot after he lost his weight.
Paul Monroe is JGreening in the future....lets do the time warp again.
If someone doesn't PhotoShop MJ with a big cock in her hands I'll be very disappointed in Uber.
Funny as Cancer submitted a photo of her father from the 70's.
Forensic Girl would be cooler if she stopped acting cool.
How does DeathJester get away with wearing a mask all the time, doesn't it get hot in there?
The combined weight of Davros and Danger Ranger = 1 Rad or .75 Greening.
Congo looks like he was voted most likely to rape your child.
I'm sticking out my tongue because I'm grabbing berty's ass.
AUssie Ants couldn't be gayer if he posted a picture of himself getting fucked in the ass while he played with his Boy George Doll.
Assholes drink Bud Light.
I used to be taken aback by some of stabkills commentary, now all I'll think is 'heehee you're that rolly fella'
or to the same picture...Why is FatTony on her twice.
Tarnation is a fuckwit.
iddqd looks like he might actually be a cool guy....eh who the fuck and I kidding.
Who knew scourge was Johnny Depp in preparation for his new role in 'Pirates of The Carribean: Tomb of the Washed Up Drunken Sailor That ate Too many Doughnuts'
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why, what'd i do?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Coley
Average_Dan
Darko
Spooner
Stevie_says
Redskieslookfake
Method
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
WookieSuave
Siren
Just bring yourselves.....and gifts.
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I'm rapidly going off you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Name the time and the place, lady
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FunnyAsCancer looks like one of the guys from Sean of the Dead, only with long hair.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Coley
Average_Dan
Darko
Spooner
Stevie_says
Redskieslookfake
Method
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
WookieSuave
Siren
Just bring yourselves.....and gifts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...she looks do-able...again.
You know who else still looks hot? Me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had no idea Susie Derkins was so hot...
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This much effort can only garner a +2.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have to be maybe the only person other than paris hilton that can actually make a headshot completly unsexy.
i lead a depressing life...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a deer head on the couch next to axolotl or am i going crazy?
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Haha
Tis a beastie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90852
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what fuck you sir.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does that make me gay?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I would bang myself too.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most likely I would bang either BadassJulie or leilani.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ITS GETTIN HOT IN HURR
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done. I also need to submit a new pic one of these days.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiffy.
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:49:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
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She got her own camera for her birthday this year. She's quite good, but sometimes her subject matter is a bit random.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw FunnyAsCancer's pic for the first time in a while and I laughed my ass off again. If that picture is shennanigans, then I've changed my mind about him and I acknowledge that he is a genius. If the pic is the real deal then I'll resume my bouts of uncontrollable laughter.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90016 was better
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
insanethemind didn't ACTUALLY die did he? or DID he?
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he did
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
insanethemind didn't ACTUALLY die did he? or DID he?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*kicks*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How's her rack stand up against the others?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:21:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Soley Trinity has the most beautiful blue eyes I've seen in a while!
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Beautiful mind as well.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I might remember your beave if I see it again...
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Again? You haven't been graced with it's presence. Yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might remember your beave if I see it again...
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:58:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT! I'm sorry Krissi, I know who you are. I just need a brain nudge.
You have to forgive me, my cognitive fuctions go bye-bye every now and then.
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No worries. I did disappear for awhile. I didn't really expect anyone to remember me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wear 'em on your stumps, dumbass. It's the latest fad.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:35:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hoped it wasn't you. I thought to myself "There's no way in hell Alex would wear white socks with sandals." You wouldn't, would you?
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Why would a man with no feet wear sandals?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT! I'm sorry Krissi, I know who you are. I just need a brain nudge.
You have to forgive me, my cognitive fuctions go bye-bye every now and then.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shhhhhh...I'm busy setting up some future action, assmunch. Pipe down.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Directed towards shlongy and krissi....*
I have an idea- why don't you two morons pick up a phone, or sign on to AIM or IM and continue this deeply important and intellectually stimulating conversation ELSEWHERE, for fuckssakes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:45:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm blind, I don't see Krissi's pic!
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She's THAT thin.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:45:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm blind, I don't see Krissi's pic!
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Nope. I'm not in this year's uberdirectory. I kinda vanished second semester of college... and am temporarily coming back... just until September or so when I start teaching again.
I was in 2005's Uberdirectory and I have two camwhores in my posts (both labelled if you so desire to look.) I also believe I am in one of Method's posts (A post dedicated to my birthday), and Lechuga's birthday post to me. I also went to the Pocono's ubercon, so I'm in a few of those pictures as well.
Happy hunting.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber Chicks I would most like to meet: Tiger, Ghola
My favorite Mind Flip Conversationalist: ETS
MOST EVIL, (but most fun): Method
Most Adorable: Thorpe
Fav Female Writer: Circe
Uber Males I would most like to meet: ETS, Method, Sicoseman, Berty, Caul, Phuzzy
Great Job!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm blind, I don't see Krissi's pic!
And Shlongy, I've got a confession to make. All my pics are photoshoped! I'm really 4'5" and weigh 300 lbs.
I'm sorry.
You still want me, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agree? It's a prerhequisite.
In case I enjoy it, I'd like to see it and live it again - only this time in solitaire.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
strawberry- It's funny...a while back, I went back to whatever the fuck post it was that you were lecturing me on the quotation marks...and there were a few OTHER idiots who believed that my way was right, depending on the situation.
I'm 46 years old...I don't see me changing "any time soon", but thankfully, I don't have to take any more English tests. jlaben1atyahoo.com
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:37:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? Because pretty much every broad ON Uber weighs about a ton.
Nothing personal. Let's fuck and make up.
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Lucky for you, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the exceptions to the weight rule. I'll only agree to fuck and make up if I can videotape it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? Because pretty much every broad ON Uber weighs about a ton.
Nothing personal. Let's fuck and make up.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:35:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's strange..I picture Habeeb looking like that kid Corky on "Life Goes On".
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Email me and we'll see if we can arrange a time for you to view the illustrious Habeeb.
I don't know who Corky is from "Life Goes On."
You're still doing your punctuation wrong, Shlong.
P BEFORE Q, MAN.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, now you've made my day. I've always hoped that we would be best friends Shlongman.
I guess the only thing remaining would be for you to explain why you think I weigh a metric fuckton. Your thought process does humor me ever so slightly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's strange..I picture Habeeb looking like that kid Corky on "Life Goes On".
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:13:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:09:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what Habeeb looks like??
I imagined him looking like Beavis.
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Again, that is not Habeeb. I'm the only one that has a real picture of him. I will tell you this, though: he does NOT look like Beavis. At all.
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I can vouch for this, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. I like the ill-fated attempt at "irony" and "satire" with "The Darkness" line.
As long as I'm not in the same buffet line with you, for fear that you'll try and take a bit out of my arm in an attempt to horde the roast beef and crab legs, I think it'll all work out and we can remain best friends.
Now I'm sure your lunch two-hours is up...please return back to work. Your $9.00 an hour awaits you.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't conveniently forgotten anything. I know that you think you own the site and that everyone should obey the almighty Shlongster.
I conveniently decided I could give three Fig Newtons less.
Now, you can continue to insult me all you want, because I take you as seriously as I take 'The Darkness' as a real band.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, I missed this...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen, Bluto...
I didn't START the insults; I told you to shut the fuck up. That's not an insult. That's a directive or a request.
YOU started with the insults. Or did you conveniently forget that.
PS. You have HO HO creme filling all over your jowls. Check the mirror and wipe it off. Use a beach towel.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soley Trinity has the most beautiful blue eyes I've seen in a while!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Accept my apologies, oh glorious Shlongy. I never meant to upset your condition with my meaningless drivel. It must be tough to be unable to skip over a conversation that you find boring. To think of all the hours you must waste, the horror!
I hope your worthless life has been improved because you've insulted a stranger on the internet. You're such a macho man. You should be so proud.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe is hilarious
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MANIC- You look much better since you gave up the pipe. Nice going. Email me some more pictures from THAT roll of film.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, My apologies.
I should have used a MATURE insult like "twat"...the way YOU did.
Fat AND retarded? What a catch.
PS. NOW shut the fuck up, or at least occupy your hands with another loaf of Oscar Mayer baloney. You're killing the mood.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my, aren't WE just an interesting cross section of humanity?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:09:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what Habeeb looks like??
I imagined him looking like Beavis.
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Again, that is not Habeeb. I'm the only one that has a real picture of him. I will tell you this, though: he does NOT look like Beavis. At all.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:04:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooohhh...
You sure told me, Krissi.
Because YOU said it, I'll stop.
PS. Go load up on another ice cream sandwich, you fucking cow.
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Right, cause I'm huge. That's such a juvenile insult. Grow up.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking back over this, it's really quite a smorgasboard of pretty ladies.
My god.
*cries*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what Habeeb looks like??
I imagined him looking like Beavis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooohhh...
You sure told me, Krissi.
Because YOU said it, I'll stop.
PS. Go load up on another ice cream sandwich, you fucking cow.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Krissi...where in CT?
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I'll email. I was on Block Island two weeks ago and thought of you.
P.S. I miss you like hell.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Krissi...where in CT?
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy -
Piss off, you twat. I had stopped talking... and I wasn't even talking to you in the first place.
PS. Please punch yourself in the face. Thanks.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*adds another Manic Mother is hot comment*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
super
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola dear looks like ghola dear and can slice and dice you with lethal katanas
Ghola, I think you are gorgeous, by the way, and in no way did I mean a disservice to you.
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Two reasons she's my wifey.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Krissi- Please, tell us more about your living arrangements.
It's as interesting as watching a turd circle the fucking bowl.
PS. Shut up already.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hoped it wasn't you. I thought to myself "There's no way in hell Alex would wear white socks with sandals." You wouldn't, would you?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:12:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that Ghola has the haircut of a 9 year old really makes my penis hard.
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You and the underage references today, I swear.
Predator.
The fact that ghola dear looks like ghola dear and can slice and dice you with lethal katanas really makes my penis hard.
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You are right on both accounts. I'm sorry to the real pedophiles here and that I disgraced you and your good natured child touching. I know it's not meant to be a bad, damaging experience for them and that all you want to do is recognize that youth and beauty is synomymous. It's okay, sorry again. There will be a NAMBLA meeting tonight at the flagpole at approximately 5:30 for all interested parties.
Ghola, I think you are gorgeous, by the way, and in no way did I mean a disservice to you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:21:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzz, you do these directory posts so much better than the karate kid.
Berty, were you in the Square Peg saturday evening? If it wasn't you, I should probably inform you that you're adopted, because I swear you definitely have an identical twin. It's time for you and your mother dearest to have a heart to heart.
I love me some Derkel flatcap.
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There is a legend that my doppleganger exists in Birmingham.
It would more likely be my fathers bastard.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
davros looks like a child molester.
shit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:12:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that Ghola has the haircut of a 9 year old really makes my penis hard.
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You and the underage references today, I swear.
Predator.
The fact that ghola dear looks like ghola dear and can slice and dice you with lethal katanas really makes my penis hard.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzz, you do these directory posts so much better than the karate kid.
Berty, were you in the Square Peg saturday evening? If it wasn't you, I should probably inform you that you're adopted, because I swear you definitely have an identical twin. It's time for you and your mother dearest to have a heart to heart.
I love me some Derkel flatcap.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Filename
(of course this wouldn't be a -2 if my ratings counted)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:10:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, boyfriend who I am paying for rent (not with sex.. but with American dollars).
It works out well, he's got a mortgage to pay, and I need a roof over my head. Living with someone you're dating... well, that's a bonus.
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Well that's great. It's always good to hear that Uberusers have not been turned into victims.
Like ITM, he got himself before those damn Germans did. Bless him.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that Ghola has the haircut of a 9 year old really makes my penis hard.
What the fuck?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:09:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
So sexy! (me)
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You're certainly looking special.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, boyfriend who I am paying for rent (not with sex.. but with American dollars).
It works out well, he's got a mortgage to pay, and I need a roof over my head. Living with someone you're dating... well, that's a bonus.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So sexy! (me)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:59:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:37:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never had a Sacrilicious attached to my penis. Are they comfortable on long trips? 'Cause that's important.
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Road tested and everything.
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Sweet! I suppose a test drive won't be a problem then?
Speaking of test drives: my newest acquisition, the shiny red Beamer in my driveway, is calling to me. I must go break some traffic laws now. Ta-ta, all. Have a wunderbar day!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:41:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
prof peon has a predatory look on her face that comes before the smile you see while she's ripping your heart out.
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Actually, she looks like she's got phuzzy by the balls and is getting ready to suck him off like a Dyson...
...oh God those are some fine lips.
What?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My head is not in proportion with my neck, therefore I think redskies wins the giraffe-off.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an idea- why don't you two morons pick up a phone, or sign on to AIM or IM and continue this deeply important and intellectually stimulating conversation ELSEWHERE, for fuckssakes.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sico: Nope. I've had that dirty soup-strainer since high school. It hides the Marilyn Monroe-esque little mole above my lip. Besides, your mom says she likes it when it tickles her taint. :P
My 'stache is like my penis; I never leave home without it. Well, there was this one time...
Uh, nevermind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:37:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never had a Sacrilicious attached to my penis. Are they comfortable on long trips? 'Cause that's important.
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Road tested and everything.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks great. I'll have to read all the comments later.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
is that picture of redskieslookfake real?
if so he and aj should have a 'giraffe-off'. i'd pay cash money to see that.
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That would give me nightmares. It'd be like watching a live action version of The Thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
The way I've described him is more of a tactic to avoid criticism for having broken up with a certain uberer to only move in with my current boyfriend.
For the record, I met the boyfriend two weeks after I broke up with the certain uberer.
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So... is he a boyfriend or a man you (and please don't think I am accusing you of being a prostitute) asked to lodge with in return for sex?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that picture of redskieslookfake real?
if so he and aj should have a 'giraffe-off'. i'd pay cash money to see that.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now answer the next question: Are you being kept as sex slave?
Nope. It is all voluntary. Actually, I even have my own bedroom.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chillax Krissi, this isn't some sort of dating questionairre. You don't have to provide stock phrased answers.
Now answer the next question: Are you being kept as sex slave?
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The way I've described him is more of a tactic to avoid criticism for having broken up with a certain uberer to only move in with my current boyfriend.
For the record, I met the boyfriend two weeks after I broke up with the certain uberer.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 myself for using too many 'nows' in my last comment.
Yes, I suppose I am a bit of a tease. Not too much of a hedonist, I don't think. I think having a social life is important... as is variety in who I hang out with. If I have to travel for that variety, so be it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, I just graduated college. I used to live with 5 other girls for two years... and now I miss them something awful. Now, I have moved in with a male companion now that I've graduated and need a place to live so that I can work in my ideal high school*.
*Ideal high school means where I student taught this past semester, taught summer school for, already know and love the faculty and the students.
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The way you've phrased it makes him sound like some kind of exploitative monster who has offered you a place to stay in return for sex.
I had heard rumours about such practice but never believed it actually worked.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, I just graduated college. I used to live with 5 other girls for two years... and now I miss them something awful. Now, I have moved in with a male companion now that I've graduated and need a place to live so that I can work in my ideal high school*.
*Ideal high school means where I student taught this past semester, taught summer school for, already know and love the faculty and the students.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silvr, please tell me that you shaved that god awful Tom Selleck of your face.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry Krissi, I'm not being funny. I just never had you pegged as that big of a hedonist.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:20:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a 4 year old attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture.
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Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a Sacrilicious attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture. When it's convenient and depending on my geographic location, I reserve the right change my vote from Phuzzy to Orgasmatron, scourge, redskies, SilvrWolf, et al etc etc
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I've never had a Sacrilicious attached to my penis. Are they comfortable on long trips? 'Cause that's important.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, Stevie_Says reminds me of the movie American Beauty. Maybe it's the menacing I-like-tp-shove-egg-beaters-up-my-ass look on his face or perhaps it's the please-sand-blast-the-hair-out-of-my-eyes haircut or....well, it's both and more.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or is all of this just some deviously genius, long range tease?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...
So when you say 'roommate' is that like a euphamism? No disrespect intended, like, but it sounds like you've had a fair few roomates, yet you still travel to 'lodge' with them regularly?
Or is that just a horrid, unfair (albeit enviobly, if indeed that is a word, fun) interpratation of your life?
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love teaching. I didn't even hurt anyone while teaching summer school. I guess my roommate helps with all that... uh... tension.
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Well that won't end well. Why would you ever leave the house? Surely you'd just end up with no social life at all.
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haha. This may be true. My college roommates are now dispersed throughout New England and I'm stuck living in the sticks of Connecticut with my roommate and his dog. The only people I have to hang out with now are his friends... unless I enjoy traveling.
It's a good thing that I like to travel.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once ManicMommy got herself cleaned up and off the meth, she looks damn fine.
I KNEW a hot night with Shlongy would do wonders for her attitude, not to mention her libido.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love teaching. I didn't even hurt anyone while teaching summer school. I guess my roommate helps with all that... uh... tension.
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Well that won't end well. Why would you ever leave the house? Surely you'd just end up with no social life at all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:15:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
this makes me wonder what kind of cross section this really represents. if any of it's accurate, white people are either just really leaps and bounds over others in the computer literacy department or really fucked up. most likely both.
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.... or Uber is full of elitism?
*Reads Habeebs last post*
Or not.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:17:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape me.
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Ok. Be right there.
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I'll be waiting with bated breath.
Seriously though, I've never had a woman with enormous whaps. They've all been quite small. I am hopeful that one day I will find a lovely girl, make her pregnant and be able to enjoy lovemaking with her engorged breasts before the baby bursts out of her and damages her poor genitals.
That's the problem with Brum, all the women with big whaps either resemble manatees or are well out of my leauge.
Krissi might be in my leauge, you know if she was a really stressed out teacher who drove every other man away with her stress. People don't get stressed when I'm around because I am fuzzy.
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I love teaching. I didn't even hurt anyone while teaching summer school. I guess my roommate helps with all that... uh... tension.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Michael Scott Whitworth. Most people just called him Michael.
But thanks for pointing it out. ""
fuck off.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape me.
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Ok. Be right there.
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I'll be waiting with bated breath.
Seriously though, I've never had a woman with enormous whaps. They've all been quite small. I am hopeful that one day I will find a lovely girl, make her pregnant and be able to enjoy lovemaking with her engorged breasts before the baby bursts out of her and damages her poor genitals.
That's the problem with Brum, all the women with big whaps either resemble manatees or are well out of my leauge.
Krissi might be in my leauge, you know if she was a really stressed out teacher who drove every other man away with her stress. People don't get stressed when I'm around because I am fuzzy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this makes me wonder what kind of cross section this really represents. if any of it's accurate, white people are either just really leaps and bounds over others in the computer literacy department or really fucked up. most likely both.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have been called "Uberdirectory 2006: LOOK AT ALL THE ASIANS!"
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:09:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I lose out if I don't have sound? Nevermind, I'll watch when I go home.
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Should I say something flirtatious or is it all just getting too ridiculous?
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Aren't we all bored at work anyway? Say anything you want, it's the power of teh interweb.
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Rape me.
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Ok. Be right there.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I lose out if I don't have sound? Nevermind, I'll watch when I go home.
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Should I say something flirtatious or is it all just getting too ridiculous?
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Aren't we all bored at work anyway? Say anything you want, it's the power of teh interweb.
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Rape me.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Michael Scott Whitworth. Most people just called him Michael.
But thanks for pointing it out.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
electro looks like a bad ass serial killer in that picture
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a toss-up between Captain Thorns, Caul, and Nath as for who has the most constipated look on their face.
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Constipated, my ass!
Oh wait... :p
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
his name was michael scott.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:57:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:47:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:44:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a bit noisy but it's nothing lewd.
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Will I lose out if I don't have sound? Nevermind, I'll watch when I go home.
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Should I say something flirtatious or is it all just getting too ridiculous?
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Aren't we all bored at work anyway? Say anything you want, it's the power of teh interweb.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I know you'd use that picture.
I never realized how much of a cross-section of society uber represents until now.
That's scary. Doesn't bode well for me.
Still, pretty good-looking bunch. It would be an interesting party.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:41:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
prof peon has a predatory look on her face that comes before the smile you see while she's ripping your heart out.
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I'm no longer amazed at how many people think that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:47:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:44:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a bit noisy but it's nothing lewd.
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Will I lose out if I don't have sound? Nevermind, I'll watch when I go home.
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Should I say something flirtatious or is it all just getting too ridiculous?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no way Sacrilicious has a vagina.
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You wouldn't care if she did anyway, O Ample-Skulled Master of Greek Sex.
She's not a) a man, or b) facing away from you.
By the way, Sacrilicious has no fewer than eight vaginas. True story.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
250 reviews in a few hours?
This is more heated than a masturbating Satanist wearing all black on a metal platform in Death Valley, California.
TURN UP THE HEAT!!!!!!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:44:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a bit noisy but it's nothing lewd.
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Will I lose out if I don't have sound? Nevermind, I'll watch when I go home.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unlike your whaps of course, which are so big that they teach passing babies contempt for their mothers.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's kinda funny. in a rudy sorta way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a bit noisy but it's nothing lewd.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so totally confused. What's whaps?
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php
.....
Is this work safe?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so totally confused. What's whaps?
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very mature for my age.
And Katy, I HAD breasts, albeit small ones, in my photo. SOMEONE cropped them out.
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Fine. Yes, I did.
And I'm keeping them to myself for EVER.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
prof peon has a predatory look on her face that comes before the smile you see while she's ripping your heart out.
or in my mind...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need Zoidberg to do a post where he takes this and puts comments about people all over it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:34:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
"We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land"
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Funny..you never mention that when I'm charging you $3.99 a minute. Speak up.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:35:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:30:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina's breasts are so big they prevent her from driving a car.
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Built in air bags. I'd survive a crash.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:32:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh... I love you, Berty. I'll never forget you. We'll always have Paris.
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Yes.
*stares blankly at enormous whaps*
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I'm so totally confused. What's whaps?
As per the other convo, I have big boobs... though, I am not in this uberdirectory because I am a deceased lurker.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:35:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:30:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
most of us seem to have really tiny boobs...
yes, i looked at all viewable chests.
shut up.
~~~
I kept mine hidden.
Didn't want to scare anyone..
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Merlina's breasts are so big they prevent her from driving a car.
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Tilt steering column nurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whose was the nipples like roofing nails post?
do not.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, Manic is hot. I'd always pictured her as a fat middle aged woman.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:36:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
who can guess which uberer's shoulder I'm leaning on on that photo..
(and yes I DO look a bit smug, don't I)
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(she'd managed to nick Phuzzy's wallet)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a toss-up between Captain Thorns, Caul, and Nath as for who has the most constipated look on their face.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron - sorry to remind you of her, I'll have to do my penance later.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion has small budding breasts. I bet she has really long nipples though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who can guess which uberer's shoulder I'm leaning on on that photo..
(and yes I DO look a bit smug, don't I)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:30:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
most of us seem to have really tiny boobs...
yes, i looked at all viewable chests.
shut up.
~~~
I kept mine hidden.
Didn't want to scare anyone..
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Merlina's breasts are so big they prevent her from driving a car.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
does shandy's picture involve a hippo of some sort?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:20:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a 4 year old attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture.
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Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a Sacrilicious attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture. When it's convenient and depending on my geographic location, I reserve the right change my vote from Phuzzy to Orgasmatron, scourge, redskies, SilvrWolf, et al etc etc
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Sacrilicious is a four year old?
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Certainly sounds like one, doesn't she?
It helps give her an air of being illegally underage, which is, naturally, thrilling.
Do NOT look at me like that.
"We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh... I love you, Berty. I'll never forget you. We'll always have Paris.
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Yes.
*stares blankly at enormous whaps*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job dude. Needs more of my boyfriend though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very mature for my age.
And Katy, I HAD breasts, albeit small ones, in my photo. SOMEONE cropped them out.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
most of us seem to have really tiny boobs...
yes, i looked at all viewable chests.
shut up.
~~~
I kept mine hidden.
Didn't want to scare anyone..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
most of us seem to have really tiny boobs...
yes, i looked at all viewable chests.
shut up.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:20:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a 4 year old attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture.
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Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a Sacrilicious attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture. When it's convenient and depending on my geographic location, I reserve the right change my vote from Phuzzy to Orgasmatron, scourge, redskies, SilvrWolf, et al etc etc
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Sacrilicious is a four year old?
Awesome.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:20:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:00:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because teaching doesn't provide me with a computer to sit on all day doesn't mean I've died.
I thought you loved me Berty.
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I do love you. But I'm a deadbeat Krissi, and your getting on that plane with Victor where you belong. Do you have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here?
Inside we both know it's true. We both know you belong with Victor, you're part of his work, what keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tommorow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
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Ahh... I love you, Berty. I'll never forget you. We'll always have Paris.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:47:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone ever seen those photos used to highlight the destructive powers of meth?
Now look at scourge.
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No no no.
Meth does horrible things to your body. It makes your teeth look British and you become skeletal. As everyone here knows, I'm a fatass with excellent teeth.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a 4 year old attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture.
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Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a Sacrilicious attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture. When it's convenient and depending on my geographic location, I reserve the right change my vote from Phuzzy to Orgasmatron, scourge, redskies, SilvrWolf, et al etc etc
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:00:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because teaching doesn't provide me with a computer to sit on all day doesn't mean I've died.
I thought you loved me Berty.
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I do love you. But I'm a deadbeat Krissi, and your getting on that plane with Victor where you belong. Do you have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here?
Inside we both know it's true. We both know you belong with Victor, you're part of his work, what keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tommorow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manic Mother is a fucking HOTTIE!
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really should post a camwhore at some point...but I'm sure that there's a rule preventing me from doing it without at least 20 posts, or I'll get a -2nami...
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently it does, krissi.
YOU LURKER!
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Even better... I'm a zombie lurker!
Summers are boring when you're a teacher. There's not much to do. hahahaha. I have a job that requires me to mold young minds.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ's mouth looks like Goatse.
And Electro looks like Apollo still.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently it does, krissi.
YOU LURKER!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies' neck + Hilarity's tongue = giraffe.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:20:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:19:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion is the hottest by far
I have the hots for two dimensional women
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I KNOW! Those lips.....
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they agree. I HAVE FANS!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie Derkins looks like my ex-wife. I'd say it's about a 70% match.
I will now contribute 70% of my hate towards Susie Derkins.
Quick, Suze, get thee to my prostate and all will be well.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ, that is the biggest mimosa EVAR, lush.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Susie_Derkins was unconsious I certainly wouldn't say no.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:44:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I reckon I kinda look like Susie_Derkins in that photo, there.
Maybe you have to blur your eyes a bit.
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Ouch.
Good job Phuzzy.
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It's a compliment, you know.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:01:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who that embossed fag up top is, but I totally want to do him.
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It brings out your eyes so nicely...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who that embossed fag up top is, but I totally want to do him.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:44:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I reckon I kinda look like Susie_Derkins in that photo, there.
Maybe you have to blur your eyes a bit.
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Ouch.
Good job Phuzzy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To think, feety worked so hard to set the camera up for his camwhore...FOR NOTHING.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, that was me. :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOOK AWESOME!!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because teaching doesn't provide me with a computer to sit on all day doesn't mean I've died.
I thought you loved me Berty.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey.... Are you being sarcasmic?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitive proof; Krissi is another of Method's alts.
As am I.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ZombieKrissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:51:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:45:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Blah Blah Blah
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Blah Blah Blah insightful comment Blah Blah Blah hilarious Jape Blah Blah Blah
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Blah Blah Blah BRAAAIIIINNNNNS Blah Blah Blah
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AAArrgghhh! It's a zombie! Quick, alert Nath!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:49:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:45:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
If there was a way to keep this on the left border where it can be accessed all the time, that would be useful.
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Good idea actually...I often have to go 'search'.. "uberdirectory"...scroll... to find out who looks like what as I'm talking to them.
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Or, just maybe Bart will install a "label" button and you can catalogue it yourself and at any point you could just go to your info and find it. That would be pretty fucking cool too, huh?
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:45:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll kick your ass, lady, I am nobody's sidekick, especially not a gay Canadian superhero sidekick. Jesus, talk about adding insult to injury.
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All the pictures we've ever seen of Method are actually of Tigerlilly's brother. Method is Tigers alter.
I can prove this by saying that the only two people who ever met Method are Tigerlilly, at her house, and Krissi (deceased).
QED.
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Since when have I been deceased?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:45:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
If there was a way to keep this on the left border where it can be accessed all the time, that would be useful.
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Good idea actually...I often have to go 'search'.. "uberdirectory"...scroll... to find out who looks like what as I'm talking to them.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phuzzy, I vote you (based on looks alone) to be most likely having a 4 year old attached to his penis in the uberdirectory picture.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How could you rate this anything less than a +2? That'd be like saying that you give yourself bad handjobs.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
If there was a way to keep this on the left border where it can be accessed all the time, that would be useful.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:39:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:33:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
dear sweet jeebus where did you get that picture of me from? I look like crap. the background looks like Hooters hotel in Vegas, right before I left for Iraq.
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I wanted the one of you surfing, but couldn't arsed to wade through all your posts to find it. Sorry dude...
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No worries. Anybody that's honestly curious enough will either check here for the surfing photo http://www.ubersite.com/m/81818
Or they talk to me routinely and have seen better anyway.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I reckon I kinda look like Susie_Derkins in that photo, there.
Maybe you have to blur your eyes a bit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Token black person: Kracka.
*Looks for other Klansmen*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
side notes:
Manicmother's other photo obviously does not do justice, and I will be camped in her bushes tonight.
Parlortrick is downright beautiful, with the brains to write behind it.
I would do things that are illegal in all 50 states to Susie Derkins.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:33:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
dear sweet jeebus where did you get that picture of me from? I look like crap. the background looks like Hooters hotel in Vegas, right before I left for Iraq.
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I wanted the one of you surfing, but couldn't arsed to wade through all your posts to find it. Sorry dude...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:11:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, if we are still going on looks alone, looks like he is most responsible for the bombings in Lebanon.
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*touches Sico's shoulder*
Jihad!
*runs away giggling*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dear sweet jeebus where did you get that picture of me from? I look like crap. the background looks like Hooters hotel in Vegas, right before I left for Iraq.
The negatives should be destroyed along with all evidence.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, I had that picture changed a long fucking time ago, and you decided to bring it back?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:18:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies looks like someone who's come to fix my computer, Sideburns face is wiiiiide shot
and Hairycoo looks like he's just fallen over (cute as he is, of course)
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The phrase you're looking for honey, is 'drunk off his ass.'
And he was. I took that photo.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:19:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion is the hottest by far
I have the hots for two dimensional women
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I KNOW! Those lips.....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion is the hottest by far
I have the hots for two dimensional women
:-)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies looks like someone who's come to fix my computer, Sideburns face is wiiiiide shot
and Hairycoo looks like he's just fallen over (cute as he is, of course)
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ainkara
Leilani
Lovely Lady
manic mother
Soly trinity (amazing blue eyeses)
Special K
I salute your pretty genes
good job phuzzy
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice yob.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh eight hundred double-five... Ten sixty six!"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, if we are still going on looks alone, looks like he is most responsible for the bombings in Lebanon.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have calmed down in ma old age...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Judging by these photos, there are at least sixteen lasses I wouldly gladly get amongst, given half a chance.
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That's only half of the 38 shown Fuzz... you're losing your edge. befor eit would have been at LEAST 30.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not really hey, there's a couple that just aren't really for me.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Judging by these photos, there are at least sixteen lasses I wouldly gladly get amongst, given half a chance.
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16..... isn't that ALL the REAL girls (minus and alters and such)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:52:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Naw. You're looking pretty hawt there yourself, sweetie :)
Now how about that cleavage?
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*blushes*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was either that, or the rancid beanie one, Shlong.
I figured this one showed off your 'outdoorsy' side a bit better...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn it...why didn't I update my picture?
If you can believe it, I actually look even better than that these days.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Judging by these photos, there are at least sixteen lasses I wouldly gladly get amongst, given half a chance.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disregard my last sentence in my last reply. I checked the polls and it turns out that I am indeed a whore.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Top work phuzzy!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Professional_Peon: Look at at my pic again. I'm always so cheery and amicable, so how can you tell? That's my 'O' face. I'm also an oral machine. I LOVE to make them squirm, shiver and shudder.
Oh god. I feel like such a whore for saying that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:20:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
SOMEONE EMAIL MANIC MOTHER AND TELL HER TO STOP HOGGING ALL THE PRETTY!!
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Naw. You're looking pretty hawt there yourself, sweetie :)
Now how about that cleavage?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Lone Stranger looks like and ex of mine. Shudders.
Thanks for freaking me out, Phuzzy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not Habeeb....hahahahahaha
And I am DEFINITELY getting you a new photo for next year, or whomever does this in '07. That damn Disneyworld photo is gonna haunt me forever.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If we're going to use Vicension methods of guessing what people are like from how they look then I would like to mention that Phuzzy has the low sloping brow of a mentally impaired navvie. Also I have a big jew nose so give me all yo' money bitch.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was scrolling down fast so I could get to my pic and whack off and there it was...
my huge fucking chin.
and Manic Mother and Badassjulie both need some of my liquid love.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf - you look like you give good angry sex :-)
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe,
I am not saying that he is one. I am just voting for him as the closest to looking like a pedophile. We know who the real ones are.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:31:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:29:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else thing that saxon looks most like a pedophile?
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Agreed
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I have it from a good source that he isn't.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?
Oh yeah, I was too lazy to do anything about it. Carry on.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I try not to "thing", sico. It fucks up my complexion.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:29:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else thing that saxon looks most like a pedophile?
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Agreed
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else thing that saxon looks most like a pedophile?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's blabbering on about Christiano ROnaldo and Redskieslookpretty, and the owing the other something or else...
I forget.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't read Danger's sign.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOMEONE EMAIL MANIC MOTHER AND TELL HER TO STOP HOGGING ALL THE PRETTY!!
god dammit
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay. 144 reviews at 8:19 a.m.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Updates the "who to stalk" list
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! Never have I seen a more complete collection of miscreants, malcontents, degenerates, mug shots, Hatfields, McCoys, pedophiles, rapists, murderers (don't even try to deny it, ghola), and everything else that's wrong with the gene pool. I love being a part of this family!
Honestly, every one of these directories surprises me more each time. There are quite a few good-looking guys and gals on this site, including some phenomenal specimens. Quick everyone, strike a pose 'cause we're FABULOUS!
Except you, jgreening. :)
Nice work, phuzzy.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like MichelleNJ is looking at me.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lots of sexxy peoples on here :)
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn what a bunch of ugly fuckwits
forensic you're a hideous cunt
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a lot of ugly people on this site.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Sphagnum. I blame the Irish wedding makeup lady. I was drinking and she had everyone's makeup set to drag queen. I hope this doesn't mean we can't still do it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You need to prove it with graphs 'n shit, Mandy.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've managed to go for about 3 years now without getting my mug in one of these. ON PURPOSE. It just wouldn't be fair on everyone else.
QED.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are 847 ugly pictures of me on this website.
You could have found 1.
Needs more nitty.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:47:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone ever seen those photos used to highlight the destructive powers of meth?
Now look at scourge.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Scourgeypoo, you know I love you, but goddamnit this was funny.
Good job on the directory Phuzzy. I love Thorpe's pic.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAD METHOD!
BAD BAD BAD!!!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because of Method hurting my feelings by being a complete asshole to me, Ubersite may never get a full body pic of me, and he delayed me from posting Ass Kicking in Space: Part 3 for another few days. Feel free to go kick his ass for ruining this shit.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:46:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
In other news I have recieved a job offer working with West Midlands police force.
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Post it or tell me at the pub one night this week! I'm intruiged!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it me..... or does Insaneinthemind look like David Essex...?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ's arms look like those of a blow-up sex doll in that photo.
And Electro still looks like Apollo.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff Fuzzball.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good effort. much better than the other twat who used to do it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:48:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
quod erat demonstrandum
That which is demonstrated. or something.
It means 'look - i've proved it - with graphs and shit'
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According to Terry Pratchett it is latin for 'so there, you bastard'.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh.
'With graphs 'n shit...'
funny boy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quod erat demonstrandum
That which is demonstrated. or something.
It means 'look - i've proved it - with graphs and shit'
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:26:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:25:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know any of you.
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Not even shandy?
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Maybe. Is that a Hungry, Hungry Hippo?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell does QED mean, anyway?
Queen Elizabeth is dead?
Queuers Eat Doughnuts?
Quadrangles 'Er Dinkum?
What?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a gallant neck Dervel. Unblemished by goitre or tractor marks.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In other news I have recieved a job offer working with West Midlands police force.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll kick your ass, lady, I am nobody's sidekick, especially not a gay Canadian superhero sidekick. Jesus, talk about adding insult to injury.
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All the pictures we've ever seen of Method are actually of Tigerlilly's brother. Method is Tigers alter.
I can prove this by saying that the only two people who ever met Method are Tigerlilly, at her house, and Krissi (deceased).
QED.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UberDirectory: ROCKING up the Heat!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll kick your ass, lady, I am nobody's sidekick, especially not a gay Canadian superhero sidekick. Jesus, talk about adding insult to injury.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:51:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I take it back Dervel. Your hat is certainly no worse than my hair or Red's ridiculously long neck.
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I thought that AJ had cornered the "look like a spazzy giraffe" market, and then along comes Red.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:22:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was quite hurtful, MJ. Don't appreciate that. I will now have to exact my revenge upon you in a cold and calculated manner.
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I was talking about that cartoon they put in your place you ass. Don't mess with me or "The Flamme" gets a gay Greek side kick... and they won't be fighting crime...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:18:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha, where'd you get that fake photo of Habeeb?
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Heh. Same place I got that photo of Method. :)
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Method has Eric Rice's jawbone
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Taxidermied.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was quite hurtful, MJ. Don't appreciate that. I will now have to exact my revenge upon you in a cold and calculated manner.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I can't find the picture of Jeanneee in her pictures but she looked pretty fabulous in the last Uberdirectory.
She's probably quit uber and/or never talks to me anymore anyway.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and
6. The only reason there are "You must be this high to ride BUT NOT THIS HIGH!" signs on rides at Alton Towers.
RSLF: Taking the fun out of it for the rest of us.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've shaved my head since then. My neck is amazing. It has five or six different uses.
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1. Looking over shower stall doors at the gym.
2. Being able to do the yard of ale without swallowing.
3. Gaining membership to giraffe-only golf clubs.
4. Cherry Picker.
5. Deep throating truck drive shafts as a party trick.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha, where'd you get that fake photo of Habeeb?
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Heh. Same place I got that photo of Method. :)
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Method has Eric Rice's jawbone
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a bit harsh Method.
Although if we're being harsh; I have to say that is the worst picture of Jeanneee that Uber has ever seen. She looks much better with proper lighting.
It's really quite remarkable when you think about it; most people look better in darker lighting because it hides their unsightly blemishes and dulls the disgusting edges of their deformed features. Jeanneee is the opposite though, the more light she's in the better it plays against her bone structure whilst in darker light it makes he face look flaccid and unhealthy.
Makes you think. Well, makes me think about buying a house with lots of big windows anyway.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no way Sacrilicious has a vagina
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:04:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki is not a dude. She just has awful, awful hair.
Sorry Loki. It's true though. You could wear it to your shoulders and you'd look a lot more feminine.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki is not a dude. She just has awful, awful hair.
Sorry Loki. It's true though. You could wear it to your shoulders and you'd look a lot more feminine.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've shaved my head since then. My neck is amazing. It has five or six different uses.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lokis a dude!!!???
Insanethemind is dead???
awwww.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what the guy from Heman said but quite frankly his neck was more of a liability than an asset. It would get caught on things and he'd lose interest in his actual body, thus allowing himself to get proper mullered.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha, where'd you get that fake photo of Habeeb?
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Heh. Same place I got that photo of Method. :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My neck can elongate to up to three feet. It is an evolutionary advantage.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I take it back Dervel. Your hat is certainly no worse than my hair or Red's ridiculously long neck.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha, where'd you get that fake photo of Habeeb?
Only a +1 because there are no coloured borders, tsk tsk...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe DR called Red old. That's well harsh.
I mean Christ, DR was (supposedly) alive during the 1960's. 1960 was almost fifty years ago.
Fifty years. I mean blimey. That's a really, really long time. People have been born, grown up, had children and then died in that time.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That happens to be my favourite hat, thank you very much.
I'm also wearing it here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83763
So shurrup.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel has a goitre.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:36:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's disgraceful. I cannot believe that anyone would make up an illness in order to garner sympathy amongst strangers. There are just no limits to how low some people will stoop.
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I know, it's shocking.
I have Windmill Syndrome.
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The only disability you have is that God awful hat.
You never wear it though, so that's ok.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:36:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's disgraceful. I cannot believe that anyone would make up an illness in order to garner sympathy amongst strangers. There are just no limits to how low some people will stoop.
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I know, it's shocking.
I have Windmill Syndrome.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:30:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
I look EXACTLY like Redskieslookfake.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's disgraceful. I cannot believe that anyone would make up an illness in order to garner sympathy amongst strangers. There are just no limits to how low some people will stoop.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think he pretended to die of cancer.
There was a big "OMGWHAT A FAYKER!!!q1" thing going on a while ago; Looking for the sympathy vote on his posts.
In other news, I am working on a new UberDirectory where everyone's picture is Method, as we are all Method's alters.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gibberish died of cancer?
Bit of a mercy really, he didn't seem like a person able to realisticly live and enjoy life in regular society. Or any society for that matter. He was a freak. Poor bastard.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:53:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
"What we need is an uberuser who can actually die from cancer and/or AIDS..."
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We had gibberish.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:29:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
*still blinking at the Insanethemind thing..*
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Reckon I'll cop a bit of shit for that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus, like, I look quite good when judged relative to everyone else so go me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well in spite of the fact that you set it up so that we all look like second class citizens to the MVA, which is a total sausage fest by the way, it's pretty good. I like the way you've put a giant picture of ITM in there to make us all feel credible.
He's like our mascot; a real life person who killed himself and we all knew his name.
What we need is an uberuser who can actually die from cancer and/or AIDS over a period of months and we'll be well on our way to having the complete voyeuristic set. I can't wait for genuinly convicted Pedo-Man with kung fu grip!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie looks like ETS!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:25:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know any of you.
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Not even shandy?
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know any of you.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they face is make I do a sex piss.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who aren't I trying to bone through the top of the noggin? That's the question.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like Cyst is trying to bone Dave through the top of his noggin.
It's awesome.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more ghey AIDS.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's his dawg, you crazy person. :)
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great effort.
By the way, I'm the only person on this site with a real picture of Habeeb. And I promise you that's not him. I could be a hitwhore and post it, but I can't for ethical reasons.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fruit raping is actually in season.''
No really
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
flack, kracka, money shot, foolproof and spuds...
thank you
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a deer head on the couch next to axolotl or am i going crazy?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Dan,
Let's go rape some moldy fruit.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza = Michael Palin
Nice man, BUT WHERE ARE THE COLOUR CODE BORDERD OMG-2NAMI.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And when I say sex I mean fuck.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Dan,
let's have sex with eachother!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You certainly do Cyst, and FartSmeller looks like my man-slave....
Oh yeah, that's cuz he is
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look mighty fine.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone there...
ANyone>
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll let someone else field that one.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you guys think Thorpe knows how much I hate him?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kill babies
for fun.
Not really,
But it makes me sound tough
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not Canadian!
That is all.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried not to look at scourge.
He's a fucking loser.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tucked legs in heels...
Can't I just get the surgery?
Anything for the pillow fights.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:47:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone ever seen those photos used to highlight the destructive powers of meth?
Now look at scourge.
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HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone ever seen those photos used to highlight the destructive powers of meth?
Now look at scourge.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay fine but you're gonna have to prove you can walk in heels before you get to be a part of our midnight lingerie pillowfights.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are you fuckers not on gabbly?
One sould wonder this, then I realize that I am talking to Australians and Canadians, and everything is strangely clear.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:44:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
PS if you wanna be in our girl's club, you're gonna have to shave your legs and tuck it.
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Sounds painful. What if I tuck my legs and shave it?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we auctioning people off here, or what?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:43:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think G-Prime looks like a Nazi camp commandant out for a relaxing weekend break.
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He looks like a Rebel base commander on Hoth.
Any takers?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS if you wanna be in our girl's club, you're gonna have to shave your legs and tuck it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY THORPE be nice now, only Special_K and I can pick on him.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Average_Dan looks like Michael Stipe would if he let his eyebrows get out of hand.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think G-Prime looks like a Nazi camp commandant out for a relaxing weekend break.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey _Dan I think you're being tagteamed by an orc and a cereal box.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG You're right!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:37:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
That Average_Dan guy looks a little odd though.
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Too true...and it appears as if something is eating his face
strange indeed.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*casts level 57 magic orcish enchantment power on _Dan*
HA
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE that photo of Dervel..
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley looks oddly Orcish to me.
Any takers?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just realised I left loki's border off, by mistake...
oops.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tallahassee
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That Average_Dan guy looks a little odd though.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone know where InsaneTheMind was from?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:34:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:29:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
*still blinking at the Insanethemind thing..*
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Reckon I'll cop a bit of shit for that?
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No.. I'd have done the same.
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yeah - nice touch.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMMIT stupid computer problems.
What I tried to say was let me be the first to say WHAT A HOT BUNCH OF BITCHES!
Badass.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have resigned from being patriotic about our rugby team, or as we call it = "the handbag-dropping, lipstick-wearing, kack-handed bunch of poofter boys"
It's too embarassing. :(
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're gonna owe me lots of heat after this, Phuzzy.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put the boot in, Danger.
WORST RUGBY TEAM EVAR!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:29:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
*still blinking at the Insanethemind thing..*
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Reckon I'll cop a bit of shit for that?
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No.. I'd have done the same.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is because you did a fine job.
That is mainly based on the fact that Average_Dan is all up in it.
I usually reserve that statement for...well, I've actually never said it, but nonetheless, there was a lot of work put into this thing, and I think you did a knockout job.
Thorpe,
Call me.
Not really, but you get the idea.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:29:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
*still blinking at the Insanethemind thing..*
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Reckon I'll cop a bit of shit for that?
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Don't see why, certainly not as much as you'd have been copping about your rugby team.... but... I dunno, I thought it was a joke.... like your rugby team........
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Sacrilicious was a woman? What happened there?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow I kinda look like Ghola, don't I?
I'm just an effete little princess, I suppose.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job Phuzzy.
+2 to each and every one of you, you gorgeous beasts
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look EXACTLY like Redskieslookfake.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't DO e-mail. It's too complicated for me.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
*still blinking at the Insanethemind thing..*
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Reckon I'll cop a bit of shit for that?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was, clown. That's why I said email me if you can't post a picture.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit plus 2.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*still blinking at the Insanethemind thing..*
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was banned, Fucker.
That should've been taken into consideration. Otherwise I would have posted a fresh, knee-wobbling camwhore for all the uber sluts to fingerbang themselves over.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:17:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Manda looks like Circe in that photo, and Electro looks like Apollo.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
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We're all looking more and more like Method with each directory....
Everyone needs to take a break from uber before the transformation is complete, and it's too late
hhahahahah...i'm half asleep and thought that was funny...probably not thouh
I really should've posted a new picture..my hair is wet in that one and i look drugged
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"there will ALWAYS be the random few that say "Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?". ""
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because you're a fucking butch dyke, skeletor.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
32 less participants than last year...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gravitas, Ghola and I have the same haircut...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me want to work through a bottle of bourbon with anansie and manicmother, and I'm not entirely sure why.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for effort though.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, no doubt, Phuzzy, no doubt.
But ghola has a place in my... um... er... heart, yeah, heart...
For one, she's just shockingly attractive to me, and second, she writes like... well... REALLY good stuff.
I dunno.
I'm babbling now, I'm bored.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where the FUCK is Sphagnum? I've done more camwhores than some of the self-centred, nutcase bitches on this site and you couldn't even put one of them on here?
On a more engorging note, Manic Mother is fucking hot.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the _ in stevie_says.
I DEMAND A REPOST!!!
And I also demand that I stop looking so damn fine.
...
Is it just me or is this one smaller than the last? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Where is my hat? Was I wearing a hat when I first sat down? I really can't remember...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But, on the other hand, there are also some UGALY mu'fukkas...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manda looks like Circe in that photo, and Electro looks like Apollo.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's actually quite a few very good-looking young lasses round here, I discovered.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw. OUr little Thorpie is looking all growed up. :-)
And I must say it again, and yes, it's shameless...
Ghola is the most attractive Uberer evah.
Besides skinny, unshaven, black & white me.
Or something...
Green golf balls, anyone?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work!
hahah...thorpe's camwhore is the best
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah.