Passing The Torch: The New Saviours Of Humanity By Appointment Of Jesus The Christ (374 hits)
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Submitted by Jesus Christ (View user info) at 2006-07-14 16:08:51 EDT
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Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:57:48 EDT (#)
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Bump!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:51:07 EDT (#)
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you ROCK!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:37:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:28:15 (#)
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Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
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That is one of the best parts of that movie, Jules is all jovial and shit, just grinnin' away - motha-fucka just shot 3 dudes, and now he's all about the coffee - classic.
In case you didn't know, that particular vignette is called 'The Bonnie Situation', and was written by Q first, as a standalone piece. Only later, did every thing else get written, and put into place.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:36:45 EDT (#)
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I don't know if studio gangsters even qualify as human.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:32:02 EDT (#)
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Go play with the yellow lines in the middle of the road.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:28:15 EDT (#)
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Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:20:15 EDT (#)
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Do you see a sign on my lawn that says 'Dead Nigger Storage'? Well, do you?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:14:50 EDT (#)
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Thursday was yesterday, bud.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:13:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:12:20 EDT (#)
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-0? Man, that takes skill.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:12:08 EDT (#)
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you fucking suck ass
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:09:52 EDT (#)
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Make a nigga horny like 2 Live Crew!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:09:40 EDT (#)
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